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Vote Now For Miss Nuclear Reactor 2009

Posted by samzenpus on from the hot-but-not-in-the-good-way dept.

Russia has come up with a great idea to improve the image of their nuclear industry, a beauty pageant. Each of the 200 participants in the "Miss nuclear reactor 2009" contest are connected in some way to the nuclear power business. The only problem I see is figuring out which of the winner's heads to put the crown on.

4 comments

  1. Why can't I bid on them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the usual link to buy them as brides? I can't find it.

    1. Re:Why can't I bid on them? by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

      Do you think the FDA would allow them in?

    2. Re:Why can't I bid on them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear Abs! Yours for only $19.99 + S&H.

      BUT WAIT! If you act now, you'll also receive Richard Simmons' - Dancin' to the Oldies!

  2. Even tan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She has to turn around to ensure an even tan. Radiation from the reactors coming from behind will burn her back and she will look odd.