Food Bank Gets Phelps-Labeled Cereal

San Francisco Food Bank officials say they recently received a donation from Kellogg Co. of thousands of boxes of breakfast cereal, all with Olympic athlete Michael Phelps' face on the front. Kellogg decided not to renew Phelps' contract after his picture was taken with a pot pipe. Food bank executive director Paul Ash says he doesn't know specifically why the Phelps cereal was donated. Hopefully, the hungry people that this cereal is going to feed will be strong enough to resist the picture of Phelps, and the heavy drug use it causes, unlike the youth of America.

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Keeping the down, Down

[twotailakitsune]

get the poor on drugs as kids. So, that they stay poor under the foot of the middle class!!!

Re:Keeping the down, Down

[geekoid]

Many people use recreational drugs and live a perfectly happy life, in all classes.
Druigs dont' make people poor, lack of education does.

Re:Keeping the down, Down

[evolx10]

Cumon u really think the poor people buy Kellogg cereal, they get the shit without a box like me. Besides if all the finger pointers didn't freak at his picture with a bong, kids would be none the wiser because the photo would disappear into obscurity, and by the time children would understand it w/o adult help, they will already be well versed in drugs and their paraphernalia, and probably be correcting mom and dad " no no no .. mom thats not a pot pipe, its actually a nice hand blown water bong"