Woman Drugs Boss's Coffee So He'll 'Chill'
A 24-year-old woman admitted to police that she slipped some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee because she felt "he needed to chill out." Veteranarian John Duckett knew something was wrong shortly after drinking some of the coffee. Officers said the woman cleaned the cages at the the Reynolds Road Animal Clinic. I hope she at least had the sense to slip it in a cup of decaf.
Next time she will think twice before choosing stimulants over sex.
Most bosses don't need tranquilizers, they need gags.
Just a thought; maybe she might apply for a job at Freight Gate? I'd give her a good reference. :)
Sly killers.
The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
She should have at least imitated the Batman villains by making a lame pun on the word "chill" and shoving the guy into a freezer.