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Snake Venom, the Budget Alternative To Botox

Posted by samzenpus on from the anything-to-save-a-buck dept.

If injecting the most toxic protein known to man into your face is just out of your price range, you may have a cheaper alternative. Many people are turning to cheap viper venom to smooth out those wrinkles and giving the boot to Botox. Tests show that twice-daily application of the viper cream for four weeks may reduce the appearance of wrinkles by 52 per cent and gives the user a dc14 poison touch attack.

2 comments

  1. Always something better... by bFusion · · Score: 1

    Even better... smashing your face with a hammer four times a day will remove up to 76% of your wrinkles!

    1. Re:Always something better... by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who thinks that botox has a 53% chance of making you look less attractive? Of course I'm the kind of guy who thinks make-up makes a girl look worse, as well as most tans, and that natural beauty is the best kind. So hey, maybe I don't fit the stereotype of being attracted to plastic celebrities.

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