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How to Get In Shape Jihadi Style

Posted by samzenpus on from the abdul-atlas dept.

Jihadis who can't seem to get rid of those love handles no matter how long they fast finally got some help thanks to a new pro al-Qaeda magazine, Jihad Recollections. The first edition offers workout tips with the aim "to train as hard as possible in order to damage the enemies of Allah as much as possible." Pull-ups, walking on your hands and crawling long distances are just some of the suggested exercises.

2 comments

  1. Here is the url by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/13978807/jihad-recollections-issue-1

    Made In USA.

    So blame yourselves, not the third world poverty you so keenly drop bombs on.

    --CsmrFx

  2. They have EMP granades, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is a quote:
    "However, Allah the Exalted has answered prayers of the Mu'minoon and helped His soldiers with EMP grenades. The EMP (electromagnetic pulse) is a broadband, high-intensity, short-duration burst of electromagnetic energy which burns out all electrical components it reaches. One EMP grenade can release the electromagnetic shock that disrupts and damages electronics-based control systems, sensors, communication systems, protective systems, computers, and similar devices. "

    --CsmrFx @ csmr.dreamhosters.com