Parking Meter Repairman Steals $170K In Coins
61-year-old William J. Fell (not from Sunnyvale Trailer Park), is accused of stealing more than $170,000 from parking meters in the City of Alexandria, Virginia. Police say William, who worked as a meter repairman, took a few coins every time he fixed a meter for over a year. Police spokesman Jody Donaldson told the Washington Post the city suspected something was up because revenue from the meters was falling short. "He'd take a little bit each time," Donaldson told the Post.
"First you have 5 cents, get another 5 cents you have 10 cents. Do that a few times more and you have enough money for a softdrink!"
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This is a bogus charge against a fall guy I think. If he were stealing a few coins and those coins were all quarters, in a two year period he'd have to steal 931 coins/day/365 or 186 coins per day every day for a whole decade.
Not bloody likely!
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It's the recession dummy.