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Kazakhstan Government To Build UFO Base and Alien Embassy

Posted by samzenpus on from the cultural-learnings-of-aliens-for-make-benefit-glorious-nation-of-kazakhstan dept.

Jagshemash! Kazakhstan is in the process of building the world's first alien embassy with attached UFO landing pad and checkpoint. A large plot of land in the city of Almaty has been allocated for the project. The embassy will include a guesthouse, theater, and translation service. The government believes open contact with aliens will happen soon and by being the first nation to specifically create such facilities they will reap economic rewards. The Kazakhstan Government also see this as a chance to demonstrate their nation's forward-thinking policies. Nice!

5 comments

  1. Free Drinks by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    They can serve them freshly squeezed horse piss.

  2. Joke by Narcogen · · Score: 2, Informative

    One, the original story is a joke. English sites have picked it up as if it were legit in order to make a joke of it, but it was already a joke to start with. 2nd, quit referencing that movie in every story that mentions Kazakhstan for god's sake.

    1. Re:Joke by lm317t · · Score: 1

      Thank to you for defend glorious nation of Kazakhstan. Everyone man should know that we are not in process of building UFO landing pad, we have always had it! Most nations jealous that we are #1 in Alien tourism. Especially Jewtown, no like make visit to Jewtown.

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  3. And while they wait...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They might just be able to sell a few T-Shirts, mugs, spoons, etc...

  4. Centrally Located by fadethepolice · · Score: 0

    The bottom line is that it is not a bad place for a spaceport. Less than a 1,000 miles to the population centers of pakistan / new delhi. If the taliban can be pacified a rail line could be built. On the soviet rail transportation system. All they need to do is flood the nearby tarim basin with fresh water to moderate the climate of central asia and provide for a nice resort area. The cleanup of the chinese nuclear test site there might add cost, but what the hell!! Think of all the tourists in from Phaze World.