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Teacher Sends Boy Home With Bag of Poo

Posted by samzenpus on from the was-that-wrong dept.

Maybe he didn't have enough for everyone, or maybe it was just incredibly poor judgement on his teacher's part, but a 5-year-old boy was sent home with a bag of poo in his backpack. The bag came with a note from the teacher that read, "This little turd was on the floor in my room." "I'm still kind of in shock over this, because why would somebody do this? It's disgusting!" said the boy's father. The school's superintendent said the boy's teacher and the school principal are being questioned.

8 comments

  1. shit happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe the little shit shouldn't have emptied his drawers in the classroom...

    1. Re:shit happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom. see schools are more interested in re-enforcing a culture of blind obedience in children than ensuring basic needs are met, such as: food, relieving of bowels/bladder, and sufficient warmth/cooling. schools are well known to skimp on the heating and AC, if they have the latter at all, causing kids to get heatstroke during the spring months. Of course, the faculty offices are fully equipped to comply with employee health codes. so much for the children, I guess.

    2. Re:shit happens... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Stop it! You're making me reminisce about my childhood.

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    3. Re:shit happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      sorry kid. 95deg F and 90% humidity IS NO EXCUSE for not participating in track'n'field day!!! you have asthma you say? do you have a dr's note with you? now? no? then that is no excuse for not participating!!! I don't care if you FEEL like you're about to faint, you are NOT going to faint, you're fine! now GO!

      -true story

    4. Re:shit happens... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You obviously didn't grow up in Florida. That was a nice cool day. Try over 100, with 99% humidity, but not quite ready to rain. The afternoon storms wouldn't come around until the end of the school day, so we had the pleasure of PE in full blinding sunlight. There's no excuse to participate until you fall out unconscious. Even then, the other students would drag your limp body around until you woke up.

          Ahh, the good ol' days. When I see a news report about someone over 30 going back and shooting up a school, I don't really question why they did it. I only question why they'd do it because they're going to jail for a long long time.

           

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  2. Dark sarcasm in the classroom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, teacher! Leave that turd alone!

  3. His turd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are they so silent in the article about the fact that it's HIS turd? It's not just "human" feces, it's HIS feces!

  4. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of reminds me of this.