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Man Will Deliver Messages After the Rapture

Posted by samzenpus on from the the-whirlwind-is-in-the-thorn-tree dept.

If you happen to be one of the lucky 144,000 that make it through the pearly gates when the man comes around, you won't get a chance to send a message to any of your sinful friends and relatives. That is where Joshua Witter comes in. He sells cards for $5 that he will deliver to those left behind. About 70 people in the Orlando area have given him messages to deliver once the earth is transformed into a plague-ridden hellscape. "Anyway you look at it, I'm screwed. It's too late for me," said Witter, a 24-year-old computer software engineer.

5 comments

  1. Franchise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse me sir. I would like to open a franchise in northern California.

    1. Re:Franchise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed - anything that separates fundies from their money is good. And just think of the marketability of the mailing list you'd build up; a list of 100% suckers.

    2. Re:Franchise... by agnosticanarch · · Score: 1

      And I would like to open the Texas franchise!

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      I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
    3. Re:Franchise... by ultramrw21 · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna start one in North Carolina, around here the fundie stench is strong.

  2. Why pay $5? by Rary · · Score: 1

    Why pay $5? This guy does it for free.

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    "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." -- Albert Einstein