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Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine

Posted by samzenpus on from the any-port-in-a-storm dept.

Not to be outdone by the raccoon guy, two Russian tourists decided to have a good time with a porcupine. The pair were vacationing in Florida when they got a hold of a book about weird US laws. After a few hours of reading and drinking, they found a Florida law that prohibited sex with porcupines. The two had quills removed from their manhoods the following morning and both underwent lengthy procedures upon their return home to treat the inflammation caused by their tryst.

7 comments

  1. Some Laws.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make sense.

    Nathan

  2. Wait... by ludomancer · · Score: 1

    You mean they weren't arrested for breaking the law??

    1. Re:Wait... by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      they actually waited to get back to Russia, and good thing they did, because they would most definitely have been arrested for it. Though I'd imagine the punishment for breaking this law is self delivering.

  3. South Park lied to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said only the devil would fuck a Porcupine. Hail Satan!

  4. Obligatory joke by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

    In capitalist America, porcupine stick it to you.

  5. wow by jdh358 · · Score: 1

    I...just... really???

  6. Oblig. "Black Widow" quote by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    "How do porcupines make love? Very carefully."

    --
    I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!