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Mexican Resort Offers Free Trips If You Contract Swine flu

A group of resorts in Mexico are offering a unique incentive to tourists who have concerns about catching swine flu. The vacation properties are offering 3 free trips if you contract the flu when you visit. "The 'Flu Free Guarantee' represents our certainty that Mexico is a safe and healthy destination," said spokesman Alex Zozaya. Industry insiders say the campaign might lead to other disease based-discount plans such as a free dinner with every case of dysentery.

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  1. I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by Abreu · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...and would like to inform Slashdotters that absolutely no influenza cases has been registered in a touristic area.

    So, go and book that vacation today... Some sun and exercise will do you wonders!

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    1. Re:I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by shog9 · · Score: 1

      You know, that's really not helpful. We need to know where we *can* contract the flu - free trips for everyone!

    2. Re:I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by Abreu · · Score: 1

      If you are not an acclimated native, a trip in the Mexico City Metro and a few tacos in certain street stands would probably guarantee that you become infected with something

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    3. Re:I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound like you WANT us to get the pig flu...YOU KILLED US ALL!

    4. Re:I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by eta526 · · Score: 1

      Tacos schmacos. Try the water.

    5. Re:I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's brown drink it down, if it's black, send it back.

    6. Re:I work in the Mexican Tourism industry... by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Nobody drinks tap water in Mexico... Tap water is for bathing and the toilet

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  2. who could tell the difference by futureb · · Score: 1

    every time i've gone to mexico i've come back vomiting and crapping myself. just saying.