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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Posted by samzenpus on from the I'll-have-the-recovery-slam dept.

He will refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, and learning what to say when you burp.

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  1. [citation needed] by cstdenis · · Score: 1

    [citation needed]

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    1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.