Doctor Who Fan Has Themed Funeral
The Grim Reefer2 writes "Sebastian Neale, a 26-year-old from South Wales and mega-fan of the Doctor Who series, passed away recently due to head injuries and was given a proper Dr. Who-themed send-off.
The funeral music was swapped out in favor of the Dr. Who's theme song and mourners were greeted with the Doctor's words, 'I'm a time lord ... I'm not a human being. I walk in eternity.' Instead of Bible verses, the funeral consisted of quotes from classic Who scripts, including William Hartnell's famous speech from 'The Dalek Invasion Of Earth': 'One day, I will come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.'"
This guy really needs to get a life! oh, wait... did he sustain the head injuries before or after he planned his funeral?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Dork to Dork
Look at the massive arms on that chick in the background. They look like two giant cooked turkeys. I bet she could slap me round a bit. MmMmmMMm
Whats the harm in yelling 'Computer, end program!'? You could be living in Star Trek! Go on.. give it a try.
David Tennant. Blech.
At least try for The Fourth, who had quality Companions.
"I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
Oh come on! The bit where the crematorium doors close, there is a whorp...whorp.. noise and then they open to show he had "dematerialized" would have been good.