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Nude Man Gets Trapped In His Dryer

Posted by samzenpus on from the know-when-to-say-when dept.

Dave Chapman got so drunk Saturday that doing laundry almost killed him. After a night of drinking with his friends, a pantless Dave looked into his dryer for a pair of clean underwear. He didn't see a pair, so he stuck his head in a little farther. Still not finding a pair, he managed to get his shoulders inside to get a better look. Next came his arms, and finally the realization that he was stuck. "I was panicking because there was no air," he said. With the help of his friends, ambulance staff, a female police officer, and two fire brigades, Dave was freed from the machine and was finally able to put on some pants.

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  1. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the help of his friends, ambulance staff, a female police officer, and two fire brigades, Dave was freed from the machine and was finally able to put on some pants.

    Quite possibly the WORST WAY EVER of meeting chicks.

  2. With Friends like these... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    You would think one of his "friends" would have had the respect and decency to put a pair of pants on this guy.

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  3. Nude Man? DAFT DRUNK!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who writes these dumbass headlines. Nude Man? Oooooh, he's nuuude, must be interesting. I get it, the headline can't giveaway the story (DUMBASS DRUNK DANGELS DINGLE DRYER)

  4. What kind of 'pants' do they use in NZ? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

    American "trouser" pants, or british "underpants" pants? I imagine its the latter, but this being primarily an american site, it seems best to confirm. Or at least to point it out.

    1. Re:What kind of 'pants' do they use in NZ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is one of the few cases where New Zealand uses the American sense of the word. Pants are most definitely trousers in New Zealand.

    2. Re:What kind of 'pants' do they use in NZ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was DEFINATELY "underpants" - ie his bare bottom and other parts were visible... who needs enemies when you have friends or roommates like this who instead of helping you out of the drier or giving you a towell to cover up instead call the police and ambulance with you arse up in the air. - I think his flat mates set the whole thing up, including giving him a little shove untill he got stuck - poor guy...

  5. Insert... by Nathrael · · Score: 1

    ...lame "Idle is pants" pun here.

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  6. idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    idle is pants.