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Vacations For Quarrelling Couples

Posted by samzenpus on from the match-made-in-hades dept.

Have you ever rolled over, looked at your partner, and thought, "I didn't know that I could hate someone so much, but I would love to go on vacation with you." If so, a Chinese travel agency may have just the package for you. For £1,350, a fighting couple can take a five-day tour of Hainan Island, where they can have such classic arguments as: Why are you so distant? Why do you always get drunk during the holidays? And how many times can you say nothing is wrong when something obviously is? An ad for the tour reads, "If it's destiny for us to break up, then let's have more romantic memories than painful ones."

10 comments

  1. Eh? by antdude · · Score: 1

    How is this useful to nerds/geeks? [grin]

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    1. Re:Eh? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You could go round an leech their wiFi while they're away.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    2. Re:Eh? by antdude · · Score: 1

      Even if they use WPA2? :P

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  2. correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Article posted in idle.
    Article is retarded.

    Further proof that correlation IS causation.

    1. Re:correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      proof^H^H^H^H^Hevidence

  3. Doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure but I initially read it as Vaccinations for Quarrelling Couples and that sounded really interesting.

  4. mmm by iamapizza · · Score: 1

    Have you ever rolled over, looked at your partner, and thought, "I didn't know that I could hate someone so much, but I would love to go on vacation with you."

    No. Next!

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  5. Quite possibly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the single most stupid thing I've ever read on slashdot. And it's not a comment. Will wonders never cease?

  6. Yes honey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said.