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Berlin Opens Sex Academy

Posted by samzenpus on from the all-I-really-need-to-know-I-learned-in-sex-academy dept.

Inspired by the surplus of raunchy low-budget comedies of the '80s and the music videos of the time, The "Amora Sex Academy" has opened in Berlin. The academy allows the socially awkward to practice their clumsy fumblings on the erogenous zones of naked mannequins. More than 50 interactive displays can be studied at the academy, offering helpful tips on subjects ranging from striptease to oral sex and how to achieve a perfect orgasm. There are also film clips you can watch demonstrating various sexual positions, including something called the "Italian chandelier," which can burn up to 920 calories per hour.

7 comments

  1. ...what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How is this going to be interesting to anyone on this site?

  2. Anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's typical Berlin and the dumb,fringe element German Morons.These clown believe, by dumping their culture and self discipline they are liberated and "cool",when in fact they are no more than a bunch of copy cats,trying to outdo the retarded apes in the US.
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  3. Ew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yet another job I'm thankful I don't have -- cleaning the "interactive displays" at the Sex Academy! Do they have a mannequin for men to practice unhooking (somebody else's) bra straps on? Fun for the whole family!

  4. They don't need male mannequins by Gravedigger3 · · Score: 1

    They can just hire me.

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    All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be. -PF
    1. Re:They don't need male mannequins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can wipe the mannequins down with bleach. I imagine this wouldn't work as well on you.

  5. Amora? by Norsefire · · Score: 1

    It's supposed to be "Inara".

    1. Re:Amora? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Is that a Firefly joke, or am I missing something?