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White-Collar Crooks Hiring Prison Coach

Posted by samzenpus on from the protect-ya-neck dept.

Are you wealthy and going to prison? Want to know the best way to pick up dropped soap? Do you even know what a shank is? Maybe it's time you hired prison coach Steven Oberfest. For $200 an hour, Steven will teach you the ins and outs of prison etiquette and how to defend yourself from attack. He says, "These guys have never been in a fight in their lives — they don't know what violence is, and now they're entering a world where anything can happen."

4 comments

  1. Rent-a-skinhead by lucif3r · · Score: 1

    mmmm... nice skinhead tats.

    1. Re:Rent-a-skinhead by will_die · · Score: 1

      Besides the spiderweb what else does he have?
      The spiderweb is now a punk tatoo and other who want to look "bad".
      The guy who does the training did a total of 3 months in a federal prison and with the popularity of the spiderweb I would not right off believe that he was a skinhead.

  2. Go ABs! by ScrumHalf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sweet jersey! Go All Blacks!

  3. surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first lesson is when they find out that for $200 they don't get to be on top.