Bear Outsmarts Engineers
gyrogeerloose writes "The San Diego Union-Tribune reports in a New York Times wire service story that a black bear known as 'Yellow-Yellow' (named for the two yellow ear tags she sports) has solved the problem of opening a food container that was previously thought to be bear-proof. The container, known as The Bear Vault, was constructed in a manner similar to a child-proof pill bottle, and had passed tests at zoos where bears were given a certain time to break in. The only bears able to open it were grizzlies large and strong enough to rip the lid off using brute force — up to several years ago, when campers in the High Peaks region of New York's Adirondack Mountains started reporting successful break-ins. A redesigned canister was introduced last year; Yellow-Yellow, a relatively petite 120-pound black bear, figured that one out too. The manufacturer is working on a new design expected to be released next year. New York state officials have agreed to test it by filling it with food and placing it in Yellow-Yellow's territory."
Keep this up, and eventually evolution will create bears able to pick door locks with their claws.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Just what we need, bears smart enough to capitalize on zero-day exploits.
Raoul Mitgong: Unhelpful.
Bears routinely open "bear-proof" garbage bins. I've had to bear-proof mine by locking them in my garage. This is hardly news.
So why does every story about an animal figuring out something like this sound like a miracle has occurred? Animals, especially most mammals, learn how to do things to survive. Humans learn better than most other animals, but the animals still learn about a lot of different things. Yes, it's a news story when a bear opens a "bear-proof" canister. No, the engineers aren't stupid. No, the bear isn't a freak of nature. Yes, the bear is smarter than most.
Why can't there be smarter and stupider animals? All humans are equally smart? Yeesh.
-John Van Voorhis