Posted by
samzenpus
on from the when-the-dead-refuse-to-die dept.
The Dept. of Zombie Disposal: Taking out your dead.
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It used to be much easier...
by
Ouchie
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· Score: 5, Funny
Now that the government is involved it's so much more complicated. There are forms and as you can tell from the picture the agency isn't sufficiently funded.
I filed my request to have my zombie neighbor disposed of several months ago and I have heard nothing yet. I keep calling the local police to ask about it and they just laugh.
I wish I could take the issue into my own hands but a friend of mine is currently serving time for failing to obtain a death certificate before bashing his zombie neighbor in the head. On top of that they tried to prosecute him for burglery too. IMO if you take out a zombie you should be able to help yourself to the TV for trouble; after all zombie killing is messy business.
-- "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
~Ozzy Osborne
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Now that the government is involved it's so much more complicated. There are forms and as you can tell from the picture the agency isn't sufficiently funded.
I filed my request to have my zombie neighbor disposed of several months ago and I have heard nothing yet. I keep calling the local police to ask about it and they just laugh.
I wish I could take the issue into my own hands but a friend of mine is currently serving time for failing to obtain a death certificate before bashing his zombie neighbor in the head. On top of that they tried to prosecute him for burglery too. IMO if you take out a zombie you should be able to help yourself to the TV for trouble; after all zombie killing is messy business.
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." ~Ozzy Osborne