Michael Jackson's Hair to be Turned Into Diamonds

His life was a carnival so it shouldn't come as a surprise that his death has turned into one too. The next act in the Michael Jackson circus is brought to you by LifeGem. The company, who specializes in turning human remains into precious stones, has purchased a lock of the dead singer's hair and plans on transforming it into diamonds that can be sold to adoring fans. "We are currently evaluating Jackson's hair sample to determine how many diamonds can be created. This will be a limited collection and we anticipate great interest," said Dean VandenBiesen, the founder of LifeGem. I hope in the near future there is a race to be the first country with a living Michael clone.

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clone. LMFAO. what a fkn retard

[Anonymous Coward]

You could not clone Mike Jackson.
STFU retard.

Even if somehow the clone went perfect.
It would be a retard that looks like mike only.
Even if you somehow taught it to sing and dance.
It wouldnt have his passion.
even if you somehow taught it the passion
  He wouldnt have the same skills ^ ^

Speaking of things makes you sound nothing short of ignorant. only the ignorant would fail to notice and cheer.

Re:clone. LMFAO. what a fkn retard

[Anonymous Coward]

This does not mean you can't clone him, just that a clone would be useless.

However he is famous enough that the clone would still make plenty of publicity and money in the short term.

In conclusion, stfu you ignorant ass-clown.