Cash For Clunkers Leaves Demolition Derbies Hard Up For Cars
The Cash for Clunkers program has a new group of critics, demolition-derby drivers. In addition to the fact that scrap-metal prices have doubled in the past two years, the Clunkers program has created a shortage of derby-worthy cars. "Obama is an anti-demo-derby guy," says Tory Schutte, head of the Demolition Derby Drivers Association. "He's targeting the cars we've been using."
Obama killed our cars just because they got a bit old and worn down. Next the roving Democrat death squads will be coming for Grammy and Pop-Pop. Open your eyes morans!
It hasn't affected our local demolition derby at all!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.