Robber Pleads Guilty After Leech Provides DNA
Australian police were able to use blood DNA from a leech to convict a man of a 2001 armed robbery. Peter Alec Cannon had picked up a leech near a safe at the scene of the crime. Forensic scientists took a sample of blood from the leech and that DNA profile was found to be a match to Cannon's after he was arrested and charged for another crime. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling scientists and that mangy Annelida.
leeches never lie!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
...where one could "pick up a leech near a safe". Australians keep their money in swamps?
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