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Man Arrested for Drinking Coffee While Naked in His Home

Posted by samzenpus on from the what-happens-in-the-kitchen-stays-in-the-kitchen dept.

29-year-old Eric Williamson is facing indecent exposure charges after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen making coffee. A spokesman for the Fairfax County Police said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public. Williamson says, "Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me." I have to agree with Eric. It's not like he was doing anything potentially dangerous like working a waffle iron without clothes first thing in the morning.

7 comments

  1. So when does the woman get arrested for peeping? by QuesarVII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why was she even looking in his windows to begin with?

  2. Reminds me of an old story by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    An old lady called the police to complain that her neighbor was sunbathing nude. The police came to investigate, and told her they couldn't see anything, to which the old lady replied, "Well of course not... you need to lean out this window and use these binoculars!"

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  3. A 7 year old boy has never seen this before? by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unless the smell of coffee gives this guy an erection, I don't see what the problem is. If he's standing in the front window fondling himself, go ahead and throw the book at him. If he's making breakfast and forget his robe, well then who the hell expects children to peering in their window at 5:30am?

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    1. Re:A 7 year old boy has never seen this before? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Indeed! This is good news. I can now venture all over that neighborhood, peeping into windows, without being arrested. As long as I tell the police about each and every bathing or masturbating woman that I spy through the blinds, I should be OK.

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  4. Re:So when does the woman get arrested for peeping by KriticKill · · Score: 1

    Actually he could counter sue both the original caller for voyeurism, and the police themselves for responding in favor of it. This is ridiculous, but shouldn't be a problem for this guy if he's got a reasonably competent lawyer.

  5. Re:So when does the woman get arrested for peeping by Haymaker · · Score: 1

    Bringing vile criminals like this to justice.