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Cannibals Sell Corpse to Kebab House

Posted by samzenpus on from the sweeny-titov dept.

Anyone eating kabobs in Moscow might want to stop right now. Police have arrested a group of homeless cannibals who have been selling bits of people to a kabob shop. "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies," said a statement from the Prosecutor-General's main investigative unit for the Perm region.

9 comments

  1. Moscow Kebab by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    Will it become a meme?

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  2. Human by Ubiquitous+Bubba · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Tastes like chicken...

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    1. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually human tastes like pork, not chicken.

      Post AC for obvious reasons 0.o

    2. Re:Human by Fotograf · · Score: 1

      Chicken of Moscow?

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  3. In Soviet Russia... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

    Kabob eats you!

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  4. In Soviet Russia Kebab Eat You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This tastes like mummy used to make, just after daddy left us!

  5. Perm != Moscow by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    I've been to both Perm and Moscow and let me tell you they are completely different places. Do not confuse the two.

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    1. Re:Perm != Moscow by yoprst · · Score: 1

      Perm is a decent place by Russian standards. At least it was :)

  6. Mis-posted by XB-70 · · Score: 1

    This should not be on /. - it should be posted on http://freshmeat.net/

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