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Man Pulls Out and Steals Woman's Teeth

A 32-year-old Berkeley woman sat on the bus next to what she thought was an admirer. "He kept saying how my teeth were beautiful, like the moon and the stars," she says. Her mood quickly changed however, when he continued to stare at her teeth and said, "I want them." The woman decided to get off at the next stop, and that's where her memory gets hazy. The next thing she remembers is being on her knees and bleeding profusely from where her front teeth used to be. At least she's not an albino in east Africa.

4 comments

  1. Milk Teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the parent of 5 kids, they look a lot like milk teeth to me...

  2. Drugged? by rmushkatblat · · Score: 1

    Can't imagine what might have driven somebody to pull out their front teeth.

  3. Have to chew on this a while... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a story you can really sink your teeth into, but clearly the guys bark was worse than his bite.

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  4. bad title by harkabeeparolyn · · Score: 1

    Anyone else read "Man Pulls Out ..." and think the woman was fellating him?