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All I Want For Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth
Want to give someone a gift this Christmas that they won't forget? Why not give them a ring embedded with your teeth? Artist and super fan of the macabre, Polly van der Glas, can offer you custom made jewelry set with teeth. The 28-year-old says she got interested in the body from her grandfather who was a professor of microbiology. She says, "I have been collecting hair, teeth and fingernails for years, they line the shelves of my apartment in beautiful jars, where the textures and color variations are amazing. Fingernails actually look like delicate shells when collected together in a jar."
That is really, really odd. Cool, but still sort of odd.
Hello, I was wondering if you could make a remembrance ring in honor of my recently deceased friend. He met with a terrible chewing gum accident while trying to poison squirrels. The good news is that his teeth were easily recoverable though some have a bit of damage and singeing. If you can make this ring for me and provide an address I can send you a double sealed quart bag of my recently deceased friends mouth contents. Cheers!
You know, macabre is massacre when pronounced with no front teeth.
Your fist will have some bite to it.