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Monkey Bruce Lee Bests His Master

Posted by samzenpus on from the people-get-what-they-deserve dept.

lazylocomotives writes "Lo Wung, 42, trains monkeys to entertain people near a mall in China. Said monkeys bested their surprised master in front of an amused crowd in Nshi, China. 'I saw one punch him in the eye — he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film,' said Hu Luang, a photographer."

5 comments

  1. Forget gaurd dogs! by cntThnkofAname · · Score: 1

    I want a trained monkey to protect my house! ... I will name him "Monkey" and he will work for banana's... hopefully he doesn't get wise and ask for a raise!

    1. Re:Forget gaurd dogs! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Oblig.

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      I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
  2. Monkey Combat! by apetrelli · · Score: 1

    Ack, Chee, Eek!
    That was a game.

  3. Bruce Lee? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    The monkeys were using TKD, not JKD.

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    THL phish sticks
  4. Grandma's Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I know, everyone knows this kung fu monkey will beat that karate monkey... Just sayin'