D.C. Detective Pulls Gun At Snowball Fight
langelgjm writes "The Washington Post reports that during Saturday's record-breaking snowfall, hundreds of twenty- and thirty-somethings gathered in a mostly-empty area of the city and proceeded to have an enormous snowball fight. Things were all fun and games until a D.C. detective in plainclothes stopped in the middle of the fight, leaving his Hummer and confronting the crowd with his gun drawn. At first, D.C. police denied the claims, but the incident was caught on tape. The detective is currently on desk duty pending an investigation."
The crowd was wrong for throwing snowballs at cars (didn’t their mother ever teach them that?).
The detective was wrong for vastly overreacting when they threw snowballs at his vehicle.
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
Never bring a snowball to a gunfight.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
He was not in Iraq.