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Thief Steals $40K in Cheesecakes

Posted by samzenpus on from the rich-tastes dept.

An Orlando thief with no regard for his hardening arteries stole $40k in cheesecake and a refrigerated truck. Police currently have no leads in the case but are on the lookout for my aunt Gloria.

6 comments

  1. Saw this coming miles away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This and this...

  2. King Missile by FilthCatcher · · Score: 1

    "The truck was stolen"?

    Sounds like the guy from this song finally decided to come back home...

    http://www.ilike.com/artist/King+Missile/track/Cheesecake+Truck

    1. Re:King Missile by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Funny

      I came here to see if anyone thought of King Missile and I'm not leaving disappointed.

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      0x09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0
  3. $40K Cakes?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's as many as four $10Ks.
    And that's terrible.

  4. He might be onto something... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Am I going to start getting offers for discounted ch33sec4ke along with the ones for great deals on v1agr4 and ci4l1s?

    Actually that might be a lot more tempting...

    --
    Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  5. This seems familiar... by Haymaker · · Score: 1

    When no one was looking, an Orlando thief took forty thousand dollars worth of cakes. He took $40k in cakes.
    That's as many as four ten thousands.
    And that's terrible.