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Explosion Injury Lawyer

Posted by samzenpus on from the catastrophe-chaser dept.

Were you caught in a hellish Zeppelin accident? Are you the victim of a car stunt gone horribly wrong? Get the legal representation that you need.

12 comments

  1. I called today by TornCityVenz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just to see if this ad was doing him any good.(wait for it)....He told me business was booming.

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    1. Re:I called today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

    2. Re:I called today by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that's what you get with such an explosive advertising campaign!

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    3. Re:I called today by CorporateSuit · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought it would have bombed.

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  2. Just the thing I need by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    If I ever get attacked by Michael Bay.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Just the thing I need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeez ... tell the whole theater, why don'tcha ?

    2. Re:Just the thing I need by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      fuckers, they will serve you an ad before telling you you can not see the video outside of the US.

    3. Re:Just the thing I need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well *obviously* they can show the *ad* out of the US...

      Sigh.

  3. He's got clients. by protodevilin · · Score: 1

    Wonder if this guy has a policy.

  4. Lick of th Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deep in the under bowls of the most insidious asylum, Guy Fawkes waits burning.
    The Explosive Ones awaken and reality is revoked from stability.
    The Lick of the Lawyer will blow the trouble away! Call Today!

  5. Bush by ShadowXOmega · · Score: 0

    may be bush jr needed it a lot years ago http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb

  6. Are you kidding? by matt328 · · Score: 1

    This guy's offices are in my hometown. He has a whole series of ads of the same format, intensely violent images in the background, and him yelling at me for not calling him when I'm engulfed in flames up or my car is cut in half by a train or some other terrible thing.

    They must work, we've been getting a kick out of them on local TV stations for probably 20 years now.

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