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Girl Without Vagina Gets Pregnant Via Oral Sex and Stabbing

Posted by samzenpus on from the say-that-again dept.

According to a report in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology, a 15-year-old girl without a vagina was impregnated via stabbing after performing oral sex on her boyfriend. The girl had been performing the sex act when an ex-lover appeared and stabbed her. She was taken to the hospital where two holes in her abdominal wall were flushed out and repaired. 278 days later the she was admitted again to hospital with abdominal pain. An examination revealed she was pregnant and that she had no vagina. Doctors theorized that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract.

22 comments

  1. The best part by fava · · Score: 1

    The best line in the story:

    The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

  2. Reminds me of a blonde joke by ExploHD · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two sperm are traveling inside a blonde. One says to the other "How far are we from the egg?" The other says "Not far now, we just passed the tonsils."

  3. In all my BORN DAYS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never heard of such a thing!

    Wow is that weird!!!

    right after that it mentions.... that it probably occured during her first period.

    Which handles ... where does the blood go....

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  4. Occams razor by RapmasterT · · Score: 2, Informative

    The most likely explanation of this incident is it's horseshit.
    Ever notice the really wild, unbelievable medical stuff always comes from 3rd world places where they cant' be verified? Why is that?

    1. Re:Occams razor by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The most likely explanation of this incident is it's horseshit.

      Which I seem to remember was the consensus the last time I heard this. Unless there's a lot of vagina-less teenagers getting knifed, this chestnut's on at least its third time making the rounds.

    2. Re:Occams razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually not the case.

      It was verified.. did you rtfm?

      The reason they put it in the medical journal.. was because it was a 1 in billions event.

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    3. Re:Occams razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      put your signature in the signature field instead of polluting unrelated discussion.

    4. Re:Occams razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there's a moral in this story that even oral sex isn't safe, especially for teenagers.

    5. Re:Occams razor by conejito_andarin · · Score: 1

      The story has too many "simple observations" in it to be plausible. - "The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina" Well, that's a relief! - "She had never had a period" Am I missing something here? How exactly would this happen given her condition?

    6. Re:Occams razor by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I’m with you. No way in hell.

      A one-in-a-billion chance – both her gastrointestinal tract and her reproductive organs being punctured, the latter of which nobody apparently seemed to notice when they sewed her back up, and a sperm miraculously finding its way from one to the other – becomes even more absurdly impossible when you ask how the sperm cell survived the stomach acid in the first place. (Yes, I’m aware they said her stomach appeared empty. It wasn’t, not completely... it apparently had semen in it.)

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    7. Re:Occams razor by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      This is actually not the case.

      It was verified.. did you rtfm?

      The reason they put it in the medical journal.. was because it was a 1 in billions event.

      Actually if you RTFA you'll find there is no mention of it being "verified", it's nothing but a published "case report". Which is an anecdote. Further, if you'd paid attention and bothered to click anything you'd have found this anecdote is from 1988.

      I don't know what's worse, people publishing bullshit, or the people who lap it up.

    8. Re:Occams razor by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      - "The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina" Well, that's a relief!

      It's so annoying when you're in bed with a hot girl and you take off your pants and then you spend all night reading an anatomy book to figure out why she screamed "Oh my God you're a Ken doll!" and then jumped out the window. I'm so glad proper education has brought us to a point where all people of all races know when their sex organs are missing.

      - "She had never had a period" Am I missing something here? How exactly would this happen given her condition?

      Presumably a built-in response to a typical question - "If she has no vagina, where does menstrual blood go?"

  5. 1988 - wow by netsavior · · Score: 1

    yeah this is from 1988, how did it surface again (that's what she said)

    1. Re:1988 - wow by the_povinator · · Score: 1

      See original article here (from '88) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3191066?dopt=Abstract

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  6. Difficult to believe but true by MillionEuroMuppet · · Score: 1

    "And that's how McGyver was conceived"

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  7. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mods are still lacking a sense of humor, I see.

  8. Aw, come on... by drkim · · Score: 1

    This story is soooo fake! It starts off:
    “Case report: The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar..."

    I mean, do they really expect us to believe a 15 year-old got a job working in a bar?

    1. Re:Aw, come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other countries outside the US, with different laws.

  9. happened before?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reminds me of the Mythbusters episode where a civil war musket ball went through the balls of a soldier, went flying downrange and hit the stomach of a girl, who became pregnant via sperm that hitched a ride on the musket ball

  10. disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse by Jakkor · · Score: 1

    Favorite quote from this article - The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse. Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had [sic] practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued.

    This may be the only instance the phrase "Oops, wrong hole." can be a question instead of a statement.

    BTW, I am thinking about making the quote "The fight with knives ensued". as my sig.