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Theme Park Searches For the Smelliest Urine

Posted by samzenpus on from the it's-good-to-have-goals dept.

A Surrey theme park is looking for just the right stench for a new attraction, and that's why they need your pee. The park is offering a £500 cash prize to the person with the most pungent urine sample. In addition to the money, the winner's stink will be recreated and pumped into the new live action horror attraction, Saw Alive. Smells like a winner to me.

11 comments

  1. Would Eating Asparagus = Cheating? by goofyspouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or is this a no holds barred sort of stink-off?

    1. Re:Would Eating Asparagus = Cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, it wouldn't work.

      Turns out there used to be a rumor about how asparagus made some folks urine stink, but not others.

      After "extensive research", it turned out that asparagus makes everyones urine stink, however some people simply couldn't smell it.

      So, as stinky as it may be, it may not be appropriate for a public attraction like as some may, umm, "miss out" on the whole experience.

    2. Re:Would Eating Asparagus = Cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Also, the winner is most likely going to be someone with damaged liver and kidneys. So all the asparagus eating in the world won't hold a candle to someone who has a really toxic digestive system.

  2. kidney infection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shove a piece of crap down ur tube... or hole depending one what gender you are. wait a week and you will get pretty scummy urine..... just be warned this kind of stuff can kill you, this not worth the 500 pounds

    (its called urinary tract infection. when e.coli gets through ur tube )

  3. Portable Urinal by SkydiverFL · · Score: 1

    What's interesting are the guys in back of the photo. It looks like they're using a portable urinal... maybe the UriLift... http://www.urilift.com/

    Imagine that showing up at Disney! Maybe they'd make it look like you're peeing into a hole in a tree or something... or on one of the Dwarf's heads. ;-)

    1. Re:Portable Urinal by sealfoss · · Score: 1

      dude for cereal. please tell me you don't wrok for urilift. that would be taking shameless self promotion to a new level.

  4. why urine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to make a ride or attraction smell like urine??

    1. Re:why urine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the crack house tour. Junkies and fiends shooting up and nodding out, too ecstatic to bother to get up to piss. Those hangin' out waitin on tha man to come , raping a teen in the corner or beating other addicts up for their dope money. Lord help the tourist that wanders in with a wallet. It's a ride to scare suburban devils Beotch! We gonna call it Compton world!

    2. Re:why urine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to make a ride or attraction smell like urine??

      Maybe it's a simulation of New York City.

    3. Re:why urine? by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Why would somebody outside of Japan want to make a ride or attraction smell like urine??

      Fixed that for you.

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  5. We have a winner :) by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    So, you see, not cleaning the cat box so often WAS INDEED a winning proposal !

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