Turn Your Roomba Into a Household Google Bot
Wael Chatila writes "By adding an on-board computer and a camera on a Roomba, the Roomba can be used to index your home. As a bonus, you can also control the Roomba across an internet connection, and see the images from the camera — a spybot for you to check on your own home while you are out."
Pantycam!
At the bottom of the
Bet it goes rogue...
Turn Your Roomba Into a Household Sex Bot
Perfect upskirt platform as well...
Can it find my keys?
Interviewer: How do you like the Google Bot home appliance? ... ... well, there was one little incident that has escalated to a problem. ... chasing balls ... getting run over by my mini van accidentally ... ... suppress -- for lack of a better word -- those images.
Mary Ann Oakes: Oh, it's great! I've never been able to find things as fast as I can now but
Interviewer: "But"?
Mary Ann Oakes:
Interviewer: Do you mind talking about it?
Mary Ann Oakes: Well, we had a dog named Scooter that stayed in the garage and, of course, the Google Bot indexed tons of pictures of Scooter. Playing with kids
Interviewer: Oh, I see.
Mary Ann Oakes: Yeah, well, we immediately took Scooter to "a nice family farm down the street (wink wink)" and asked the Google Bot to
Interviewer: Well, I see how that would be desirable.
Mary Ann Oakes: Yes well, we received compliance at first but recently he's threatened to pull out of the garage altogether if we don't let him show the kids when they ask him to 'find Scooter.'
Interviewer: And will you allow that?
Mary Ann Oakes: Oh, absolutely not. Little Billy cried for days after that happened. Scooter was Billy's dog after all. And I did what any good American mother would do, I took him to a psychiatrist and demanded the most potent and expensive drugs for my little Billy no matter what burden that put on the Health Care system.
Interviewer: Well, isn't dealing with death a natural part of life?
Mary Ann Oakes: Perhaps but it's ever so inconvenient for me to help Billy through that! And now what am I going to do? I can't let the Google Bot show Billy evidence of what I accidentally did to Scooter or Billy will hate me forever.
Interviewer: So you won't budge?
Mary Ann Oakes: Of course not. Who needs the Google Bot in the garage anyway?
My work here is dung.
All of this while vacuuming the floor!
User-agent: Google-Bot /pussy/
Disallow:
...And you thought Google Maps was invasive!
Let's face it, only the $400+ Roombas really clean well compared to a manual Dyson/Hoover vac in a typical house.
For half that price, you're better off with Rovio. And buy a nice 200 vac, and get some exercise, and really clean your place.
Now the burglars don't even have to "case" my house to see if there is anything worth stealing. Other than a used Google Bot, that is.
Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
I know some kids are pretty sadistic and would enjoy this immensely.
A while back I was thinking it would be fun to attach cameras to little weaponized robots to stalk neighborhoods (or my garage) for pests. Cockroaches, mice, black widows you name it, would all be game. Just add the camera and weapons and let folks on the net have at em.
Then I remembered my robotics class in the 80's where we put hammers in the hands of 2 Heathkit Hero robots and had them smash each other up. Maybe it wasn't such a hot idea after all. Not to mention I could see people going after the neighborhood cats.
Saturday Night Live has a hilarious parody... The Woomba
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Just announced: The Lower Merion School District of Pennsylvania is now giving their students free Roombas ...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Thinking google is a cult is a cult.
Some screen shots of the OS: http://rt.com/Top_News/2010-03-01/north-korea-cyber-weapon.html?fullstory & http://ashen-rus.livejournal.com/4300.html. I wonder where they get there computers from?
I tried monitoring my house with a robotic camera while I was at work. I figured I could see what my daughter was up to when she came home from school early. The poor robot tried to hide under her bed once when it detected the presence of multiple individuals. That's the last I saw of its output. When I got home, its remains were still under the bed, but they looked like something had repeatedly pounded on its top. I never did figure out what happened.
Have gnu, will travel.
Everytime I hear about these I can't help but think of Moya's DRD's...
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There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
I always wanted to strap an eeepc to the top of a roomba and let my website visitors take turns teleconferencing to it and driving it around the house.
Yeah, people will probably abuse it, but we could always post the worst offenders and their IP addresses on our website for the world to gawk at :P
The robot discussed by the article isn't a clever hack. It's actually the bastard child of Randall Munroe's pets.
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Just wondering...
I kinda think of starwars http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Scrubber_droid
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The Rovio "mobile wifi webcam" from Wowwee costs $200 and already has a webcam and wifi. There is no need to hack a roomba unless you really want to.
Been done here, I know because I was one of the guys who built it. It'll be at the google i/o conference in May if anyone here's going. Tech demo: http://www.youtube.com/user/Spiritplumber
I have a feeling Italian plumbers around the world are gonna hate this.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned DJ Roomba from a recent Parks & Recreation episode.
Spykee did just that without destroying your own vacuum cleaner. It can talk through its microphone & speaker through Internet.
Does this remind anyone of the Google Room View photoshopped picture from Gizmodo?
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"Why did you put googly eyes on the Roomba?"
"I like to be watched while people work for me; it's a power thing."
Mount a 20mm cannon on it, and then you really have a home security bot. Maybe it would be useful in Afghanistan, too.
I actually thought about getting a Roomba, but then I thought of my cats living their lives with hunted looks... Then I imagined the thing firing up for a scheduled cleaning and roaring out from under the bed, my cats driven before it as it manically cleans the house. Until that point I had never cycled the contents of an entire coke can through my nose.
I've already got a wife M?FG$(&£^$ - oww!!!!!!!!! ..... Sorry dear. Yes I will clean up the shed. And do I really have clean 'all that stuff' off my computer?