Mink Horde Ravages Countryside
Police in Frankenförde, Germany suspect animal activists are responsible for releasing 4,000 minks from a farm and into the wilderness. Since gaining their freedom the minks have eaten everything in their path including local farm fowl, wild birds and other small animals. Farm owner Alfons Grosser says the minks will eat about a ton of food every few days. The German nature protection association (NABU) has declared the marauding minks an environmental catastrophe.
...the irony...
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This has to be the cutest ravaging horde in European history.
I'm sure Japan has this beat, though.
Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
I think the activists may have intended the environmental impact as a way of underlining the strain massive numbers of a single species puts on an ecosystem.
unleash a horde of badgers and wolverines into the homes of said animal right activists. Give them a proper understanding of how things go in nature.