New Ancient Human Identified
krou writes "Working on a finger-bone that was discovered in the Denisova Cave of Siberia's Altai mountains in 2008, Johannes Krause from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology and colleagues managed to extract mitochondrial DNA. They compared it to the genetic code of modern humans and other known Neanderthals and discovered a new type of hominin that lived in Central Asia between 48,000 and 30,000 years ago. Professor Chris Stringer, human origins researcher at London's Natural History Museum, said, 'This new DNA work provides an entirely new way of looking at the still poorly-understood evolution of humans in central and eastern Asia.' The last common ancestor of the hominid (dubbed 'X-Woman'), humans and Neanderthals seems to have been about one million years ago."
...it turned out to be Jesse Helm.
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You can tell this story is going to lead the 5am ET local news tomorrow... what? Nobody cares? Okay... next story please, Mr. Editor.
Hey Butt-head, this dude's a homo sapiens.
That's the name of my next daughter.
I have a friend who is of Eastern European descent who we always tease about looking like a Neanderthal, maybe there really is something to it. He's got a large jaw, largish head, lots of thick, dense hair. His facial features are relatively flat but with prominent eyebrows. His parents are equally ugly, but they come from Baltimore, so it might just be a result of the environment.
If Eastern Europeans come from a different homo (genus) lineage than homo sapiens, it would make sense that they would have a physical structure and mental capacity that was different from ours.
Yes, they definitely extracted mitochondrial DNA (that's DNA that isn't in the nucleus but is rather in the mitochondria and is only passed down by your mother). Yes, the DNA looks different enough that they're pretty sure this isn't any form of contamination from modern samples (always a worry when doing this sort of thing). However, it is far from clear that this DNA is belonged to another species. There are multiple possible other explanations which could make this not another species. The details are a bit technical, but anthropologist John Hawks has a piece on his blog laying out the basic issues- http://johnhawks.net/weblog/reviews/neandertals/neandertal_dna/denisova-krause-2010.html. A slightly more lay-oriented piece by Carl Zimmer (the writer for Science Times and author of the very excellent book Parasite Rex) is also worth reading: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2010/03/24/the-x-womans-fingerbone/. The bottom line is that concluding that this is a new species is as of yet very premature.
Is Professor Xavier being politically correct nowadays? Being 48,000 years old is a cool super power but she's dead so I fail to see how she could help fellow mutants.
Frankly, I'm more partial to ancient new humans. I used to dig the ancient ancient humans, but y'know, not a very lively bunch.
If only they had this persons nose. They could recreate the whole person then. Not much you can do with half a finger.
(and if he had eaten organic rice he would still be alive now).
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The term Caucasian came about became some German thought the prettiest white people came from the Caucasus region in Eastern Europe.
Considering how nationalistic Germans are, that guy must have felt quite strongly about it to pick some foreign group to be the role models of physical beauty.
The Internet has confirmed his wisdom... all the beautiful big boobed babes with charming accents come from the Slavic countries. Search for yourself and see.
Take a picture, load it into photoshop, content aware fill, and BAM sneak peak into the past.
It's kinda late and I'm a bit brain-dead at the moment. But the first thing that came to my mind was...... The Abominable Snow Man. What are the chances that this ends up being the smoking gun for that oh-so-elusive cryptoid that has had people arguing about hairy wild apemen since time forgotten? Personally, I think it'll realistically end up being a case of contamination or something else mondan. But with the odd chance that this turns out to be scientifically investigatable, we can hang on to the slim hope that there are other samples out there waiting to be found.
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We all know that we did not evolve, we where created by God.
Damn Scientist and their lies, they should start reading the bible to see the truth!
The New Ancient Human was identified as:
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Based on my extensive... erm... research in Internet porn, I have to wonder, if Johann Friedrich Blumenbach were alive today, would we end up calling it the Bohemian race? I mean, Silvia Saint, Angelina Crow, etc.
Pretty much because, yes, his opinion of races seems to have had mostly to do with how pretty he found their women. E.g., he started with the blacks being pretty much sub-human and justified it then by cherry-picking skulls and a good dose of phrenology (an opinion that would influence pseudo-scientific racism to this day.) Then he made an 180 degree turns when he met a black woman beautiful enough to fall in love with (in his own words.) He then proceeded to "prove" by the same anatomical analysis methods as before that verily they're every bit as smart and talented and everything as the Caucasians.
Could be worse, though. We could have a classification made by a gay dude with a foot fetish, for example :p
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I am seriously wonder how the holly rollers will feel about this. God created us in his image but if there are 4 sub-species then which one was the first? He had to try 4 times? But God is perfect!!! Wait...what?
It's clearly Bigfoot or Sasquatch or whatever Great Hairy One that your culture accepts unto its beliefs. And I have no knowledge of the Pak and their worlds made of rings.
I thought I was going to have to call a doctor because I was laughing so hard!
Eventually we may find that man originated in Asia and migrated to Africa.
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
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e know that at least some of the various hominid species could interbreed, yes?
And that the various multiple different branches of hominid species are far from a linear progression to homo sapiens, right?
So I was wondering (and I really don't know enough about biology to know for certain, but I'm hoping a kind slashdotter will post) how could we tell if there were any other hominids alive today? Ones which were not homo sapiens sapiens, but one of the closer off shoots, which could interbreed?
Please note, I'm not talking about bigfoot or something. I mean one that, for all intents and purposes looks human. But isn't genetically the same type of hominid as another human?
Did the cave have a stargate in it?
One of the better /. posts I have read in quite awhile. And I did not have to be subjected Microsoft hate-talk being interjected. (Just an observation). No seriously, excellent, excellent post and responses with great links
Shows some possibilites of more genetic diversity in us that perhaps originally thought. Great food for thought
As the child of a Maori man with a Chinese woman! Do you start arguing that pepperoni pizza is a social construct every time someone comes up with a new topping combination?
I'm no genius, but wouldn't that mark it as a Asiatic variant of H. erectus? Like Neandertals, there's no reason to assume that this hominid was anything other than another scion of the H. erectus migrations throughout Eurasia.
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Hey humorless moderator, I thought that was actually pretty funny. Just because you don't get the joke doesn't mean it's overrated.
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Am I the only one who thinks it is strange to list the older age first? It seems unnatural.
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The experiments are so abhorent its urban legend whether they have been tried or not. Horse & donkey, lion & tiger are further apart genetically than human and chimp and produce offspring. And one of those pairs has different chromosome counts, like humans and chimps.
So I'd expect humna-Neaderanthal breeding possible and possibly this new discovery.
The divergence actually occurred 150,000 years ago...she's half cylon.
Eventually we may find that man originated in Asia and migrated to Africa.
You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, niggers were spawned by chinks.
It's a fact. You see, niggers have yellow blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the mongols ran out of decent places to rape and pillage, and so they conquered niggerland. And mongols are basically chinks.
So you see, way back then, uh, niggers were like ayrabs from ayrabia. They all had coffee colored skin and hooky noses, but then the mongols moved in there, and well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with nigger women (though only the potbellied idol they worship knows why) that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why hooky noses and light brown skin became splat-flat double storm-drain noses and black skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that niggers still carry that chink gene.