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CBSA Reveals Some Laptop Search Info, But Not Much

gmcmullen writes "The Canada Border Service Agency took its time getting documents on its policy for border searches of laptops to the BC Civil Liberties Association in response to an Access to Information request the BCCLA filed in October 2009. When the reply did come through, there wasn't much there. The documents were heavily redacted and whole sections of the Access to Information request were ignored, including requests for information on the number of laptops searched and policies for copying data from electronic devices. We did learn that the CBSA knows that 500 megabytes is roughly equivalent to 'a pickup truck full of books,' and use Windows-only software called ICWhatUC to scan for images. Documents also revealed that the CBSA understands that most 'Japanese Anime' is not child pornography, and that your family photos (even with kids in the tub) aren't child pornography either. We've made the documents we did receive available online so you can see for yourself."

151 comments

  1. Legal, but dubious by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and that your family photos (even with kids in the tub) aren't child pornography either.

    Of course you'll wish they were confiscated when your parents decide to show them to anyone you date and embarrass you to no end.

    1. Re:Legal, but dubious by wrook · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, not that I want it to be, but why is this not child pornography? I'm not really familiar with the law, but just because you are the child's parent and not distributing the pictures widely, does it really mean that you can take nude pictures with impunity? At what point does it become child pornography? Also, does it stop with your own children? What if you took a picture or your neighbor's kids in the tub (with yours for instance). I mean, this has got to be a slipperier slope than cartoons of nude children... isn't it???

      Perhaps I'm being naive to expect logic in child porn laws.

    2. Re:Legal, but dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To put it simply:

      Kids who know nothing about sexual concepts having a bath != kids being forced to engage in sexually explicit activities

      Or even simpler:

      Bathing != fucking

    3. Re:Legal, but dubious by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      So your law would be "It's not child porn if they're not engaged in sexual activity"?

      That's quite close to directly removing all CP laws.

    4. Re:Legal, but dubious by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      If the person who's deicding if it's child porn likes you then it's fine.
      If they don't like you then it's child porn and you can enjoy being on the sex offenders register.

    5. Re:Legal, but dubious by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh really? Some people can beat it off to grandmothers dance rehearsals and girls in tight jeans on the street. Lets declare that illegal too.

      This sort of insanity does not protect anyone.
      IMHO, what should be a focus of such laws is the amount of pictures in ones possession. 2-3 bathtub pictures of 1 or two kids you have some natural connection to is quite normal. 100+ pictures of strange nude kids on the beach is not. Heck, even 100+ pictures of fully clothed kids going to school warrant an investigation at least, but not pictures some parent has of their kid in a tub.

    6. Re:Legal, but dubious by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      100+ pictures of fully clothed kids going to school

      That's a good way to catch people who are creepy but seems somewhat disconnected from the justification for CP laws- ie child abuse.

      Is the goal to lock up child abusers?
      it should be.

      Lock up anyone who might become a child abuser?
      Possibly.

      Or just lock of everyone who is creepy in any way for being creepy?
      This seems to be the reality and what the majority(especially parents) seem to want.

    7. Re:Legal, but dubious by Diantre · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is, in fact, the law in most countries (UK and the US, at least). Photos of nude children just being "nude children", without sexual intent in the picture, are legal. For it to be considered "Child Pornography", there has to be sexual activity or suggestive content.

    8. Re:Legal, but dubious by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      ...there has to be sexual activity or suggestive content.

      Now we come back to the problem of deciding what constitutes "suggestive content."

      One man's harmless baby picture of his nude infant daughter is another man's child pornography. Maybe your bathing suit-clad daughter spread her legs and faced the camera at the exact moment you took the picture. The laws as-is don't make any sense, especially while there are sex-offender registries but not murderer registries. It's as if the people who make the laws are tacitly admitting to feeling dirty for enjoying your daughter's crotch, and blaming you for shoving that harmless picture in their faces.

    9. Re:Legal, but dubious by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The justification for Child Porn laws is that every photo is a record of an act of child abuse.

      Now the children probably don't particularly like being sent to school, but I don't think any reasonable adult would consider it an act of child abuse.

    10. Re:Legal, but dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lock up anyone who might become a child abuser?

      Possibly.

      You first please - I'll throw away the key.

      The way some (far too many) people think really scares me...

    11. Re:Legal, but dubious by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You would need to lock up half the population on this planet and put the rest as guards.
      Yes, it really is that bad. Only a small percentage however actually ever commit a crime against a real child, and even that means more molested kids you ever imagine.

      And its the people you least expect to commit this crime. Priests, people in trust of the family, your brother, youth workers etc... Bathtub photos have nothing to do with it. 99% of actual child abuse results in 0 photos and a handful of confused memories for the kid. People who harm children are the only ones that should be hunted down. The rest should be really mindful about what is sensible and what not to investigate further, to see if somebody has been harmed.

    12. Re:Legal, but dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      every picture of the burning twin towers is a record of international terrorism, but there aren't any laws against possessing those images. in fact, after sept 11, you couldn't ESCAPE those images.

      the idea that possessing an image - ANY image - is a "crime" has never sat well with me, no matter what "justification" is used.

      images are not "crimes".

    13. Re:Legal, but dubious by wrook · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. I actually live in Japan, where drawings of children engaged in sexual activity aren't illegal. However I was surprised when I read the first volume of Inu Yasha (a manga that is also popular in the US) to see a nude picture of the main female character bathing. As she is meant to be 14, I wondered if it would be considered child porn in the states. There isn't anything particularly suggestive about it. She's just bathing in a lake.

      On the other hand it's rather dangerous to have around, I guess. No sense becoming a sex offender for the sake of reading a silly manga...

    14. Re:Legal, but dubious by laughingcoyote · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lock up anyone who might become a child abuser?
      Possibly.

      I don't downmod for disagreeing, but I sure came awfully close here, especially with as high up as this was modded. I think it requires a response, though.

      Locking up anyone who "might" become a criminal would require locking us all up. Time and time again, the person that was "always so nice" or "was a little quiet but seemed harmless" commit horrible crimes. On the other hand, time and time again, the person that seems really nice is nice, and the person who's quiet and a little eccentric really is harmless.

      I could wind up killing someone, or abusing children, or starting up the next Madoff-style ripoff tomorrow. I have no intent of doing any of those things, but you have no way to verify that's actually true. Of course, I can't verify that you won't do them either, so both of us might. Guess they better lock both of us up.

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    15. Re:Legal, but dubious by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The photos in circulation of the twin towers attack weren't taken as part of the terrorism. They weren't taken by the terrorists themselves, or by accomplices to their crime. There was no plan to take photos as a means of either making money for the terrorists or encouraging others to start doing terrorist acts and send more photos to the terrorists in exchange.
          You can't claim any of the same points about child pornography, and that's the justification. Note, not the "justification", but the justification. A witness to the twin towers attack was not an accessory to the crime, a witness to child rape is at the very least an accessory.

      images are not "crimes".
      Those quotation marks constitute begging the question. For shame, for shame.
      Beyond that, money is not a crime (or a "crime"), but stealing money is a crime. A gun is not a crime, but possessing a gun if you are a convicted felon generally is a crime. The real argument here is about whether simply possessing these images should be a crime, and if so, should it be as serious a crime as producing those same images. There's arguments worth considering on those points, but your little sound-bite isn't one of them.

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    16. Re:Legal, but dubious by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I was commenting on the apparent goals.
      Not what I think should happen.

    17. Re:Legal, but dubious by HungryHobo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh I was commenting on the apparent goals, not proposing how I think things should be.

    18. Re:Legal, but dubious by elgaard · · Score: 1

      In 2008 a photo on the front page of a local paper in Denmark was censored. It showed some children playing in a garden, one of them a naked two year old boy. The photo was taken by the mother of some of the children and she was annoyed because she felt that the censors had turned an innocent family photo into something sexual.

      It was part of the papers photo competition.

      Apparently it was the the people operating the physical printing press that demanded that the photo should be censored!.

      http://www.fyn.dk/article/95462
      http://www.pressefotografforbundet.dk/news/fotografi/9707/avis-bortcensurerer-noegen-to-aarig
      http://politiken.dk/indland/article471168.ece

    19. Re:Legal, but dubious by sheph · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Lock up anyone who might become a child abuser?"

      And how exactly would you go about determining that? If you lock up 9 people who are innocent, but 1 who's not is that justice?
      I'm all for stamping out true child abuse (sexual abuse, torture, inhumane punishment, harm due to parental psychosis, etc), but the very term has had such a wide array of meanings attached to it. It's become practically useless in conversation without some form of further definition. Even those who work for children's services have different ideas of what constitutes child abuse, and these are the people who have the power to take your kids away. Do you really want leave that decision up to security personel based on what they think you might do???

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    20. Re:Legal, but dubious by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      There is no suggestion that people are committing terrorist attacks to satisfy a demand for pictures of these attacks, whereas there are suggestions that child abuse takes place to satisfy a demand for child porn.

    21. Re:Legal, but dubious by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      > The justification for Child Porn laws is that every photo is a record of an act of child abuse.

      Wrong. In many, if not most, jurisdictions, images which depict erotic acts involving minors are illegal, even if they were produced without any child abuse whatsoever: cartoons, images of adults who look like children, computer generated images...

      See the following posts for a possible explanation of the "CP phenomenon": HungryHobo's, above and mine (from a previous story).

    22. Re:Legal, but dubious by ooshna · · Score: 1

      The photos in circulation of the twin towers attack weren't taken as part of the terrorism. They weren't taken by the terrorists themselves, or by accomplices to their crime. There was no plan to take photos as a means of either making money for the terrorists or encouraging others to start doing terrorist acts and send more photos to the terrorists in exchange.

      Its kind of hard to upload your photos of the 9/11 crashes when your inside the plane. Plus you don't think that every terrorist involved didn't know that the attacks would be caught on cam an shown over and over and over again for weeks on end? Why take your own pictures when you got all the free publicity the international press can throw at you?

    23. Re:Legal, but dubious by HungryHobo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just to clear this up as people seem to think I'm proposing that people should be locked up on the basis of what they might do in the future.

      I was commenting on the apparent goals, not proposing how I think things should be.

    24. Re:Legal, but dubious by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I would mod you up but I don't have any points.
      You nicely sum it up, though I have one addition:
      The default state is to call it CP, thus:

      If the person who's deciding if it's child porn likes you then it's fine.
      If they don't like you then it's child porn and you can enjoy being on the sex offenders register.
      If they don't know you then it's child porn and you can enjoy being on the sex offenders register.

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    25. Re:Legal, but dubious by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that, but that is still the justification the politicians give.

    26. Re:Legal, but dubious by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      a witness to child rape is at the very least an accessory.

      It's that kind of short-circuit thinking which sends innocents to jail or worse. Since when did a witness have to be willing?

      In countries where even being associated with the concept is ruinous, where the mere existence of a cartoon is treated as a terrible crime, where intent is deliberately ignored by the law, how many would actually dare take a photo to bear witness against a pedophile and risk being accused as an accessory?

      For shame, indeed.

      Society's irrational reactions to sexual abuse are terribly harmful, and are exploited by many who publicly exhort us to "think of the children".

    27. Re:Legal, but dubious by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Some people can beat it off to grandmothers dance rehearsals and girls in tight jeans on the street.

      That's... specific... Have much experience in this area?

    28. Re:Legal, but dubious by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The photos in circulation of the twin towers attack weren't taken as part of the terrorism. They weren't taken by the terrorists themselves, or by accomplices to their crime. There was no plan to take photos as a means of either making money for the terrorists or encouraging others to start doing terrorist acts and send more photos to the terrorists in exchange.

      It's not illegal to possess or redistribute the various beheading videos from Iraq or Chechnya, even though they were definitely intentionally taken "as part of terrorism" and by terrorists themselves.

    29. Re:Legal, but dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now the children probably don't particularly like being sent to school, but I don't think any reasonable adult would consider it an act of child abuse."

      I guess you didn't go to public school?

    30. Re:Legal, but dubious by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      You you mean English public school or American public school?

    31. Re:Legal, but dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I hate the hysteria and witch-hunts being justified by "zomg pedos!", keep in mind the guy snapping pictures of a child being molested is way more than a witness. He didn't walk down the street and happen to see a child being raped. He was approached by someone who asked him basically, "Hey, do you mind taking some pictures of me while I rape this 8-year-old?" He agrees to this, and proceeds to stand in the same room that a child is being molested in, and take photos of the event. More than likely he's also getting a cut of whatever money they make from selling the pictures.

      That person taking the pictures is a witness, but he's also much more than that. He's an accessory to the crime. The getaway driver who waits in the car while his friends do the actual bank robbing.

      As for someone taking photos of a molestation to "bear witness" against a pedophile, that simply doesn't happen. When a pedo rapes a child, he doesn't do it in public or where anyone can snap a picture of it.

    32. Re:Legal, but dubious by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lock up anyone who might become a child abuser?
      Possibly.

      In a word, no.

      By the same rationale, you would lock up every male on the planet for being a potential rapist.

    33. Re:Legal, but dubious by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Uh, what? You appear to be pulling an imaginary example out of nowhere to somehow "prove" this bizarre idea that to be able to take photos of pedophilia a person MUST be in on it?

      When a pedo rapes a child, he doesn't do it in public or where anyone can snap a picture of it.

      Kindly google "child sex abuse caught tape".

      Care to jump off to any more conclusions?

    34. Re:Legal, but dubious by DM9290 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The justification for Child Porn laws is that every photo is a record of an act of child abuse.

      Now the children probably don't particularly like being sent to school, but I don't think any reasonable adult would consider it an act of child abuse.

      This is not the justification for Child Porn laws in Canada. Canadian child porn laws include drawings, and photographs of adults depicted as children, audio recordings and written material including entirely fictional narratives that involved no actual children in any way in their production.

      no children need to have been involved in the production of Canadian child pornography. The justification that the court found is that the person who sees child porn might as a result suffer a "cognitive distortion" as a result of it, and the state has an interest in protecting people from suffering cognitive distortion even if the method used is to lock them up and destroy their lives.

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    35. Re:Legal, but dubious by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      If you're going to repost FUD or trolling, you should label it as such.

    36. Re:Legal, but dubious by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not personally, me be being straight female and all... but I have visited 4chan.

  2. Blacklist by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    Ok, if we're going to work with a blacklist, it'd be nice to actually have it. I don't mind starting the query for completion:

    Check to include in blacklist:
    - Non japanese anime.
    - Family pictures of close friends with kids.
    - Paintings.
    - Family pictures of friends you should call more often but don't.
    - 3D Computer generated renderings.
    - Family pictures of work mates you drink beers with, from time to time.

    1. Re:Blacklist by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

      - naughty pictures teens a have taken of themselves to send to their bf/gf
      Criminalizing kids for this is retarded IMHO.

    2. Re:Blacklist by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I've run into people who honestly support criminalizing kids for that.

      It's a result of the mindset that

      *pedophiles viewing pictures of you* = *the same as rape*

      and as such if there exists the posibility that a picture you take of yourself might make its way onto the net and be viewed by pedophiles then they're *protecting you from something as bad as rape*.

      "what if pedophiles get hold of the pictures!" is apparently a genuine justification in some peoples minds for utterly ruining some kids life since being put on the sex offenders register for life as a child pornographer is somehow less damaging than a creepy pedophile sitting in his basement on the other side of the world masturbating to pictures of you.

    3. Re:Blacklist by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Criminalizing kids for this is retarde

      Were you expecting an element of sanity in government? YMBNH!

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    4. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As someone whose been held and interrogated by Canadian customs for 3 hours a few years back I can give you a brief idea of what they check for, but I'll start by giving some details.

      I'm a white British male and was 23 at the time. I was travelling by myself to visit a friend in Ottawa, it was Ottawa airport I landed at. I do not believe therefore there was any racial profiling as I'm not aware that people who are White British are seen as a particularly suspect group. In terms of digital devices I had a laptop and digital camera with me, as well as an old Creative Zen MP3 player full of MP3s, which I'll admit weren't legit, and I'd left a CDR with Windows XP on it in my laptop case which was actually used for a legit install (volume license).

      I was asked many questions multiple times, presumably to try and trip me up, but specifically the following occured:

      - I was asked where I lived, my age, profession and so forth

      - I was asked how much money I have on my person

      - I was asked how much money I had in savings, as well as how much I had access to on my card

      - I was asked if my laptop or camera had any bestiality images on them

      - I was asked if my laptop or camera had any other types of pornographic images on

      - I was asked whether I intended to do any business in Canada, they seemed to press this question as they pushed it multiple times, in multiple ways

      - I was asked where I was going in Canada and who and how many people I would be meeting, I said apart from my friend I was due to visit I had no plans to visit anyone else specifically. I mentioned I had no specific plans to go anywhere but it was likely we'd go to Montreal or to the Niagara falls, they absolutely did not like the fact I had no fixed itinerary and pushed me hard on this for about 45 minutes. They asked things such as why I didn't have an itinerary planned before hand, they asked why I even came to Canada, when I answered because I have a friend there and like travelling they responded with comments such as "Well I like travelling too, but I always plan where I'm going".

      - They asked me to log in to my laptop and let them check it so I did as I had nothing incriminating on there, they simply did a search through my browser history and searched for *.jpg, *.avi and the likes. What is of real concern is that they dissapeared with my laptop for about 20 minutes. I have no idea what they did during this time, but I'd only recently done a fresh install on the laptop so short of Windows, Office, one or two games, there was little to find. They did find a soft-porn image from a pop up in my browser cache which they questioned me about, and called me a liar over for telling them previously I had no porn on the laptop.

      - They asked a few times if I had a criminal record, when I responded no, they insisted I shouldn't lie and that they could check with the British police, to which I simply responded that they were welcome to do so to confirm I wasn't lying

      - It's worth noting that they didn't seem to care that I was texting away on my mobile phone to my friend to explain why the fuck I hadn't yet got through customs as they were waiting for me in the airport whilst they were dissapearing back and forth. My friend told me they'd been out and spoken to him to ask about me too- he's got dual British-Canadian citizenship and I don't think that as a Canadian citizen he was too impressed they were questioning him in the manner they were too.

      - They interviewed me both informally at the customs desk, and formally in an interview room covering the sort of questions mentioned above

      - They did a search of my luggage, but it was very half-assed, they opened it, asked if I had any sharp objects, turned a couple of pairs of jeans over and then closed it again- hardly a thorough search

      - Interestingly they had no interest in the contents of my MP3 player, they found the Windows XP CDR and didn't even question it.

      - They used threats, initially subtle, the male questioning me fir

    5. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got caught up in training day exercise.

    6. Re:Blacklist by garcia · · Score: 1

      I crossed from MN into Canada for a geocaching trip mainly based in Winnipeg. We were detained at the border for over an hour and witnessed their dealings with three individuals heading to Winnipeg for a wedding. All three had criminal records including indecent exposure, DWI, and something else which I do not remember. They all lied to the border agents. After being admonished for doing so they were permitted to continue on into Canada without having their vehicle searched.

      In our case they split us all up and interrogated us separately. We each had a laptop, a GPS (plus two more in the car for car navigation only), etc. They did not really care for our explanation of why we were heading to Winnipeg (recreation does not seem to be a valid reason to head there--although now after being there I understand why they were confused). While they let the three criminals before us go w/o a car search they searched our car thoroughly but they did not seem to care much about our laptops and didn't bother looking for anything on them.

      At the end of the process I realized that they had nothing better to do and searching people's cars and hassling them was their job and they enjoyed it. When they weren't actively hassling you they were standing around chatting with cups in their hands. They reminded me of local police officers at the gas station sucking down free coffee.

      Conversely, in a country which I always hear as having such awful border controls, when we crossed back into the US they asked us why the fuck we were in Canada and when we told her she simply said, "No one could make up a story like that, go on through." Basically, in other words, Canada's border agents are dicks.

    7. Re:Blacklist by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      When you say "2am our time", do you mean 2am GMT, or 2am Ottawa time? there's a 5h difference, and I know from experience that the High Commission in Ottawa is still working/operating at 9pm local time... in fact, I'm going to be there tomorrow evening for an event that doesn't end until after 9, and again on Monday for a meeting.

      It's hindsight, of course, but I do agree that you should have asked for consular help. You also have a right not to be held without charge in Canada, but if you'd exercised that right they could well have responded by charging you with something. :(

      For what it's worth, I'm a local and I don't fly out of Pearson. I'd rather take the 2h drive to Montreal or the 4h drive to Toronto, though that's largely because there's more selection in airlines at either airport. I really am sorry to hear about the crappy treatment you had at their hands. Hopefully they'll smarten up a little. :(

    8. Re:Blacklist by JimWise · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seems pretty obvious to me why they grilled you so much. Anyone crossing the boarder named "Anonymous Coward" is bound to spark suspicion, whether that name is included on the No-Fly List or not.

    9. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've any knowledge of Canadian history, you'll know that there have been longstanding conflicts and hatred with the French and British in Canada. The British basically tried to assimilate the French in Canada, and as you can imagine they weren't too happy about that, and bitter feelings still exist. My guess is that there was indeed some slight racism in your case. Not to call the French racist, but they probably didn't make great efforts to stop their feelings coming out through their actions.

    10. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting post. I have a friend who does that type of work, and he told me that any time you're pulled out of line like that, it does go on record. The most leniant text that can go next to your ID is something along the lines of "We could find no reason to refuse entry". In other words, it's never 'innocent', it's just 'we couldn't find anything that would stick'.

    11. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got treated this way on a trip from Canada to Las Vegas. They seem to really dislike young men riding singly with no definite plans. I was meeting up with my brother and his wife on a connecting flight. My first time to Vegas, so how the hell do I know what we're going to do? Go see the strip and some casinos. That's all I know. I didn't take a laptop because I didn't want any hassle over it and how much am I really going to use it in Vegas? I did take a PDA which they didn't even ask about. This unexpected questioning made me nervous, so now I stand out even more since my armpits are soaked. From then on I was the only one frisked, asked questions, etc. even after I met up with my brother.

      I took my kids on a flight (inside Canada) and saw the same thing happen to a guy in front of us. Because I had kids, they smiled and waved us through.

      I don't know what the hell they're looking for, but it seems obvious you need to travel with a buddy (i.e. make one in the airport if you have to) if you want to avoid this kind of stuff.

    12. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over the top and taking the cake was the case in the south (Virginia one of the Carolina's?) where two tees who were sexually active with each other (legally) got in trouble for taking pics of each other because they were under-age (18) for CP, even though the age of consent is 16 in that state.
      -nB

    13. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sorry I wasn't too clear on the timing, it was 2am GMT, so 9pm in Ottawa, but I wasn't so much referring to whether the commission was open and accessible, but simply the fact that I was just far too tired to think straight, let alone put up more of a fight to defend myself.

      Somewhat coincidentally, I'm actually going out with a girl now who is Canadian but now living and working in the UK and I've been with her a few years (which is why I've been back to Canada since a few times- to see her family) and we've talked about migrating to Canada, but I'm worried now whether this whole customs lark on some record about me will cause problems. I get the impression it's not an easy process as is, let alone with stupid little things like the details of my interrogation being brought up - i.e. the claims of me lying because they found a porn popup which an immigration officer mentioned when I flew over once and is hence obviously recorded, the immigration officer just made some comment along the lines of "I see you've caused trouble lying to an immigration officer before".

      It shouldn't cause any problems because at the end of the day I did nothing wrong, and wasn't charged with anything or anything like that (christ, I've never even been done for speeding, and I've never even so much as touched a cigarette- I'm about as innocent as it gets!), but it's still a weight on my mind now, and I'm concerned it's something that's going to linger over me forever when I deal with travel/immigration to Canada now.

    14. Re:Blacklist by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Basically, in other words, Canada's border agents are dicks.

      There are plenty of dickheads in that line of work on both sides of the border, but in my personal experience, they seem to be concentrated more on the American side. Note that if you are an American or Canadian citizen, then you do get preferential treatment when crossing to your side of the border, so direct comparison is not particularly meaningful (I'm not a citizen or permanent resident of either country, though I do reside in Canada).

    15. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... they were sure to speak French to each other when around me.

      Ah, perhaps that's it. They mistook you for Irish. =D

    16. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely hit some sort of profile. Did you have a return ticket to the UK? My guess is that they were concerned about you attempting to immigrate and work illegally. Hence, insistent questions about whether you intended to do business and your finances (i.e. do you have enough to support yourself and more importantly, buy a ticket back to the UK?). For this reason, they would also be concerned about your lack of itinerary. Illegal immigrants don't have an itinerary, vacationers do even if it is only vague. Being single and 23 and having no purpose other than "visiting a friend" looks suspicious. You are better off saying tourist. The search of your luggage probably would have gotten a lot less half-assed if they had found, for example, copies of your resume or family photos (something you wouldn't take on a vacation, but would take if you were moving) or some such.

      As for the computer, they were probably looking for child pornography, but all immigration officials everywhere will get on your case about lying to them.

    17. Re:Blacklist by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      If I had to guess, there was a law enforcement bulletin for someone who either looked like you or who shared the same name as you. The criminal record questions give it away.

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    18. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, in other words, Canada's border agents are dicks.

      Interesting statement from an American. You do realize that as an American, American border agents cannot stop you from entering the United States unless there is a warrant out for your arrest (technically, they still aren't stopping you from entering). As a Canadian, I have experienced occasional dick behaviour from US border guards, and yet the Canadians always just wave me through. Big surprise there.

    19. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also have a right not to be held without charge in Canada, but if you'd exercised that right they could well have responded by charging you with something. :(

      He was not being held without charge in Canada; he had not been admitted to Canada. They explicitly gave him the option of getting on a plane and heading back to the UK.

    20. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Travelling while British perhaps. Some Quebecois(e) get a little titchy about the Queen etc.

    21. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This did cross my mind as a possible scenario, but I did have a return flight booked.

      As I mentioned elsewhere my friend was waiting for me at the airport too, and they even asked him questions eventually after I told them he was waiting for me outside as he was picking me up from the airport, so it's not like I didn't have backing for my story too.

      That and being in a decent paid full time job (senior software developer) - I even had my work ID on me in my wallet, although I realise that could easily be faked, and it would surely given them the clue early on that I'd be one of the least likely to be an illegal immigrant.

    22. Re:Blacklist by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      My Guess:
      you either look like someone they have a specific interest in, or your name is similar to (or being used by) someone that they have a specific interest in.

      Or the dice landed wrong for you that day.

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    23. Re:Blacklist by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing you weren't geoHASHing. Try explaining that one!

    24. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both sides have equal shares of complete dicks, and good agents (there is no in between).
      I travel to and from the states from Canada frequently, I have family there, and we own property there as well. Nearly every time I go to the states I am harassed by the customs agent, asking me if my vehicle belongs to me, where I work, what I do for my job, I have been asked how much money I make, and how much vacation I get, as well as how I am allowed to have vacation. Sure I don't fit the profile of a normal mid-20's male, but I've been through customs enough times they would have this shit recorded by now.

      On the other hand, on the Canadian side, it is always assumed I went to the states and spent money on booze, smokes, and other stuff. And when I tell them otherwise, they ask me more questions related to it. The canadian side of customs has harassed me about my car, job, earnings, etc, etc, etc frequently as well. I'm sick of being treated like a criminal when I'm trying to travel, I think both US and Canadian customs need to get their heads out of their asses, and realize what they are doing to the completely innocent citizens of both countries when they come through border crossings...

    25. Re:Blacklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has worked for Canada Customs hopefully I can answer a few questions.

      1) You absolutely can fit a profile. They don't just pick the terrorist of the month profile to stop. They create a pseudo random profile of people to stop for a set time period. It could be that you just managed to hit the profile of white, british, non business, brown hair, freckles, inbound from the US. They do this to remove bias from random searches and try to at some point or another stop everyone no matter who they are or what they look like.

      2) They could have been told that someone matching your rough description needed to be stopped. They were harsh on you because hell would have rained down if they had let that person through. My guess though was just a random screening and bad luck.

      3) The financials are basically them trying to figure out if you're planning on immigrating to Canada illegally. If you bring too much stuff with you it flags you as a risk that you may be willing to cut your ties to your homeland and stay. I get the same treatment going into the states.

    26. Re:Blacklist by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Somewhat coincidentally, I'm actually going out with a girl now who is Canadian but now living and working in the UK and I've been with her a few years (which is why I've been back to Canada since a few times- to see her family) and we've talked about migrating to Canada, but I'm worried now whether this whole customs lark on some record about me will cause problems. I get the impression it's not an easy process as is, let alone with stupid little things like the details of my interrogation being brought up - i.e. the claims of me lying because they found a porn popup which an immigration officer mentioned when I flew over once and is hence obviously recorded, the immigration officer just made some comment along the lines of "I see you've caused trouble lying to an immigration officer before".

      Admittedly my experiences are with another country, but for what it's worth...

      My partner is immigrating from the states to be with me up here. Partly because she's not happy with the way things are going there, especially when it comes to tolerance of LGBT issues, and partly because she gets a lot more acceptance from my family than I do from hers (they... are somewhat conservative, whereas my parents knew how I was going to turn out years before I started exploring in that direction)...

      Anyway, getting up here has been pretty easy for her, all things considered. She's not going for full citizenship yet, and won't be for a few years yet. But she is going for a work visa, which is fairly easy to get when you have a relationship/marriage with somebody who's either naturalized or born Canadian. (I was born in Ottawa). If you marry your girlfriend and come over on a work visa, you can get a job here and work as a landed immigrant for several years... once you've been married a few years (and possibly have a kid or two with her), getting citizenship should be pretty easy. The hardest part of getting citizenship after marrying a citizen is proving that it's not a marriage of convenience, which is where the years and children together come in. Coincidentally, it'll also be pretty easy for your kids to get dual citizenship UK/Canada (which I hold... my mum immigrated from the UK... she grew up in London but her side of the family is predominantly Scottish)... the Canadian passport gets me into countries that have issues with the UK, but the UK passport makes travelling around Europe a lot easier.

      All that said, you may still have a harder time. In part because of your history with customs, but also because my partner has a few advantages over you that basically made her getting a work visa a fait-accompli... she speaks 5 languages, she has military experience, she's a trained/qualified nurse, and she's first nations (half Navajo). Still, getting a work visa should be a *lot* easier if you're married to a local and planning on moving back here with her. :)

  3. Encryption by dargaud · · Score: 1

    So my jobs requires encrypted drives, and in addition I use Linux. What should I tell them when they want to search my drive ? "I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to let you snoop in that, please see my boss."...? Way to end in the slammer either way.

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    1. Re:Encryption by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      So my jobs requires encrypted drives, and in addition I use Linux. What should I tell them when they want to search my drive ?

      Do you really need encrypted drives? Couldn't you use encrypted partitions?

      What I mean is: Does it impact your job to add a deniability level to your encrypted data?

      Because "That's just empty space" is a quite good defense, if done properly.

    2. Re:Encryption by KibibyteBrain · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Play dumb. One problem geeks seem to have in these situations is they are so high on their horse they have to act like freaking experts of everything all the time.
      Just do exactly what the agent says, complying 100%, but don't offer any advice or claim any insight into what is going on at all beyond your legal responsibilities. If you use whole disk encryption, you are probably required to type in the key for that but beyond that ignorance will get you far. When they say "Oh, you run Linux?", say "Um, at my work we use something called U-buntu I think". If they ask you if you have any encrypted files or something, just respond with something like "I don't know much about encryption.". Make them do their job while remaining honest, and they will just leave you alone. Act like a smartass and they won't...

    3. Re:Encryption by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      1:Pretty much though a good bet is to try to have some hard-copy paperwork stating that your laptop contains confidential company info.

      2:Add some serious looking messeges at the boot screen about confidentiality and claims that imply that viewing anything on the laptop with less than 5 company lawyers present would lead to them getting in trouble with their bosses bosses boss.

      3:Best solution: just temporarily uninstall the GUI package.

    4. Re:Encryption by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Play dumb.

      Crap! I think everybody's been doing this to me for a long time.

      Never again. Next time they use that "Is he still speaking our language?" look, I'll know they're playing dumb and keep on.

    5. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a fresh install before travelling and pull your data over SSH once you pass customs. Then delete or do another fresh install before you travel back.

      Unless border searches are full digital forensics (see you next month), they're simply wasting our time. Think they can find hidden partitions or data that's been encrypted and hidden in executables? What about trailing white space in documents, nothing could ever be stashed there right?

      What's more of a problem is this idea that US customs can make you access your email without having a search warrant. I read email on a mail server over SSH via text client and AFAIK border staff have no authority to access a server in another country. They do have the authority to deny entry to anybody who refuses to drop their pants on demand. Ultimately the choices are to lie your way through customs or to take the honest route and refuse to travel. I now favour the latter.

    6. Re:Encryption by Technician · · Score: 1

      Some jobs require locking hard drives in addition to encryption. It could be interesting.

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    7. Re:Encryption by ledow · · Score: 1

      Comply. Or end up in the slammer. If you end up in the slammer anyway, that's not your fault.

      Or avoid the entire situation and boycott the country / carrying laptops through customs which is what almost anyone I know that knows IT and works internationally does now. The only solution is to not have anything, because even a non-Windows login screen can make an idiot suspicious. You're not allowed to have "non-functioning" machines because they make you demo them operating, so having a blank drive is out. Thus it's a sacrificial copy of Windows with *nothing* on it except VPN/VNC software or nothing.

      And if you're from the EU, the "You're not allowed" argument probably holds more water but they are under no obligation to follow even EU data protection law, which means the very act of transporting that data (i.e. YOU) is a violation of data protection laws - thus you will get into trouble if the security guys take it and do whatever the hell they want with it (which is pretty much what happens if they stop you - they won't sign anything to say they won't distribute the data and/or they've destroyed any copies they've made). If it's a choice between breaking EU law and other laws, don't make the choice. Don't break any by just not taking the data. You won't be the only one, I guarantee you.

    8. Re:Encryption by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      First they came for the cryptographers, and you did not speak out...

    9. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep business stuff on a server, period. Dont carry laptops to work, remote from your destination office.

      Do live meetings. etc.

    10. Re:Encryption by jonbryce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It's my work computer, I don't understand all this technical stuff" is probably a better defence.

    11. Re:Encryption by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes listen to the TSA in action over some cash.
      Steve Bierfeldt of Campaign for Liberty confronted by TSA 3/27/09
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3394970594491846292#
      Be very careful in what you say over any computer device. As suggested keep it simple and "hope" you get to see a lawyer at some point.

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    12. Re:Encryption by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Dont carry laptops to USA ... or Canada ... or .... , remote from your destination office.

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    13. Re:Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I was working on a military contract and needed to fly all over the country via commercial air carriers. At the security screening checkpoint when asked to power-up the notebook computer I told them access to any data on the computer was prohibited by Department of National Defence security regulations. I produced a letter signed by the general in charge of the project and that was enough to shut down further actions by the screener.

    14. Re:Encryption by Sabriel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice. It is my opinion. If you're really worried, seek out a lawyer.

      First things first - if a border guard wants you to turn it on, do so. Generally, unless the guards find you interesting, all they want is to see is that it's harmless (i.e. that you're not nervous, that it turns on, and nothing blows up). They're just doing their job, just like you're doing yours.

      What is your company's policy on border searches of company equipment? Oh, your company doesn't have a policy? Then let your boss know that until there is one, you'll obey any lawful orders the guards give you (which, you not knowing any better, will include "log in past the encryption").

      That said, you could investigate whether unauthorised computer access is illegal (i.e. an actual crime) in your country / the countries you plan to visit. One of my past employers had a nice big login message warning that unauthorised access to their particular network was a federal offence punishable by up to ten years in prison. If your login comes with a valid legal warning of ten in the pen, and you're not authorised to log in for them, you simply say "sorry, I'm not authorised to log you in, I can't go any further". They can still confiscate it, but they can't order you to commit a felony (well, they could, but that's probably when you politely ask for their supervisor/commander).

      Other things you can do:

      First, on "play dumb", since that got suggested by another poster. While not bad advice in general when dealing with bored authorities, don't confuse "play dumb" with "play stupid". If your papers say you're a scientist/engineer/etc, acting like a clueless newb about the contents of your laptop is going to make any competent officer suspicious. Just be a polite, mild-mannered version of your normal self.

      Dilbert Option: Call the embassies of whatever countries you're passing through (including your own) and ask them the rules on business laptops/drives with encrypted content (e.g. "Hi, I'm Bob from Acme Corp, can you send us a copy of your border regulations for travellers carrying encrypted business laptops? And an executive summary would be fantastic for my boss, too."). Compare with company policy for potential problems, just in case Legal screwed up or had out-of-date info. Whatever. Tell your boss/Legal about any of those. C.Y.A..

      Kenobi Option: keep an unencrypted eye-candy partition on the drive as the default boot volume (e.g. Windows or OSX or Ubuntu or anything else that says "boring GUI-based OS here, these aren't the droids you're looking for"). Use it enough to look "lived in", but don't surf/keep anything NSFW on it. If the guard is alert enough to notice the encrypted partition, he's also smart enough to understand when you explain the encrypted partition is confidential company data that you can't log into without authorisation (if he disagrees, proceed as above, with offer to call his/your boss etcetera).

      FedEx Option: normal boring drive in laptop, encrypted drives sent by courier/post to your destination. Let someone else worry about border searches (just check first that you're not breaking any crazy rules about "exporting munitions" or whatever).

      Look Ma No Hands Option: nothing secret on the drives, use the company VPN over SSL or something. Pray they have decent bandwidth if you need to download anything big.

      But it bears repeating that, yeah, border guards have a lot of power. Be polite, go with the flow, and remember that losing your laptop (or even your job) is usually preferable to some foreign prison hellhole.

    15. Re:Encryption by sicapo · · Score: 1

      Play dumb...

      ... and if they ask you what your job title is, try to explain that a "SysAdmin" or an "IT Expert" ... don't know much about encryption.

    16. Re:Encryption by dargaud · · Score: 1

      "And what do you do at work, sir?"... "I'm a... cough... software engineer" would probably kind of defeat the purpose.

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  4. A pickup truck full of books by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. It's a series of tubes.

    1. Re:A pickup truck full of books by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      No no.
      They were talking about a flash drive full of ebooks about tubes carried by the driver of a pickup truck.

    2. Re:A pickup truck full of books by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. It's a series of tubes.

      And what did you think goes throught the tubes?

      Pickup trucks! Full of books!

    3. Re:A pickup truck full of books by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Wait for ACTA .. Do you have any mp3s, itunes media or ebooks to declare?

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    4. Re:A pickup truck full of books by gmcmullen · · Score: 1

      That's only partly true. "Last mile" tubing is really expensive. It's cheaper to have the tubes run to a central depot and then load everything onto the truck, which is why the internet trucks still run today even though tube technology is commercially available. Unfortunately, this can result in an email being lost for several days if something goes wrong at the tube depot and it winds up on the wrong truck, or if you live too far from the tube.

    5. Re:A pickup truck full of books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dohohohoho! Mr Huxley no more.

      Let's hail Big Brother and welcome the Orweillian Future.

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      FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
      IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

  5. Nothing on my laptop. by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only software I have on my laptop is OpenVPN. All I do once connected is VPN in and RDP to my workstation.

    1. Re:Nothing on my laptop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only software I have on my laptop is OpenVPN. All I do once connected is VPN in and RDP to my workstation.

      Are you an executive manager? How else do you get paid for getting absolutely no work done?

    2. Re:Nothing on my laptop. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The only software I have on my laptop is OpenVPN. All I do once connected is VPN in and RDP to my workstation.

      Are you an executive manager? How else do you get paid for getting absolutely no work done?

      It sounds like a great way to get work done.

    3. Re:Nothing on my laptop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never understood how people completely fail at working at a remote machine.

      all that screams of to me is:

      1) the person doesn't understand computers
      2) the company has a lacking IT department
      3) the person is going somewhere that they lack internet. (see 1)

      working remotely has been one of the most common staples of modern business for years, yet it still escapes people.

    4. Re:Nothing on my laptop. by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "I've never understood how people completely fail at working at a remote machine."

      Me either. Everything I need to use works just fine over RDP, even with the VPN overhead. Finding a hotel with decent wireless internet is absolutely trivial these days, and the same goes for airports, restaurants, and so on.

      Even when I'm in a pinch and have to use the Bluetooth modem in my cheap Samsung slider phone, it's workable if I really crank down on the bandwidth settings in the RDP client and the eye candy in windows.

      And, to answer the AC: Yes, I own the company.

  6. Oh, look, Spam. by bmo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bloody Vikings.

    Go away.

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  7. I got a full cavity search from those guys once by outsider007 · · Score: 1

    They seemed to enjoy their jobs. True story.

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    1. Re:I got a full cavity search from those guys once by elewton · · Score: 1
      Were they wearing protective clothing?

      I've always imagined I could spray shit for a couple of feet if I had to.

    2. Re:I got a full cavity search from those guys once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's obstruction of justice sirrr!

    3. Re:I got a full cavity search from those guys once by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Guilt related discharge just makes them probe deeper.

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    4. Re:I got a full cavity search from those guys once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, they should try that on me. There are people who actually like that. Including me.* Unfortunately I don’t think they would like to continue for a second round, after I came. ;))

      * Yes yes, I know, I should stand by who I am. But I still don’t have the balls to do so. Hence the Anonymous Cowardice. ;)

    5. Re:I got a full cavity search from those guys once by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Did you try making comments like "Ooh yeah, that feels good! Shove it in harder!"?

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  8. Unfortunately... by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sad thing about all this is that when a government department or agency decides to thumb their nose at a Freedom of Information Request, few groups have the time and money to fight them all the way to the Supreme Court. And when they get there, the likelihood of a costs/damages finding big enough to really hurt the government is almost non-existent.

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    1. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Pardon, but why the hell should the Canadian gov't and its arms give a bloody red cent about a U.S. law and the supreme court of another country think?

      (Catpcha: disaster)

    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent may be speaking of a Canadian Freedom of Information Request and the Canadian Supreme court.

    3. Re:Unfortunately... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      I guess you're unaware that Canada has a Supreme Court, and it's already schooled the Harper government a time or two. If I'd meant the US Supreme Court, I'd have said so.

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  9. your own fault by FuckingNickName · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Refuse to cross borders which have unreasonable search policies.

    If you don't, you're implicitly accepting them. It's your fault.

    If that means you have to stay in your country entirely, so be it. Many people survive while staying in their own country.

    If you lackeys would give up some of your iToys for a moment and stand up for what's right, even if it means a slight loss of comfort, the government would be forced to change.

    Yes, I've stopped travelling by air. Yes, I've stopped travelling to America. I did both frequently and willingly before the post-11/9 intrusions, and loved going to the US. But I think in the long run it'll help both my country and yours if I make a stand, as long as others follow.

    1. Re:your own fault by lul_wat · · Score: 1

      Depends if they even know the reason why you are not travelling.

      Two Americans stayed with me recently, they were genuinely surprised that if I enter the USA I would get fingerprinted and eye-scanned. One of the main reasons I refuse to transit through the USA.

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    2. Re:your own fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you lackeys would give up some of your iToys for a moment and stand up for what's right, even if it means a slight loss of comfort, the government would be forced to change.

      So giving up iToys and restricting your own travel is forcing some government to change how?

    3. Re:your own fault by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Same thing happens if you travel to Japan. I would say it's pretty common around the world now.

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    4. Re:your own fault by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      " I did both frequently and willingly before the post-11/9 intrusions, and loved going to the US. But I think in the long run it'll help both my country and yours if I make a stand, as long as others follow."

      Yeah it won't make a difference, so you better get used to it. All the people doing business usually have no choice but to travel by air or to America. They'll basically be the reason why all of this won't change.

    5. Re:your own fault by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Stop being so defeatist.

      They do have the choice to innovate better methods of communicating without having to physically travel. Cheaper and faster than travelling. Produced some cool tech like the Interweb.

    6. Re:your own fault by operagost · · Score: 1

      This article is about (or "aboot") Canadian customs. Apparently, the mods don't even read the article summaries, either.

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    7. Re:your own fault by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      It's detrimental to big business, which is pretty much the government's #1 concern.

    8. Re:your own fault by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Canada is in America, air travel happens through Canada, and Canada is strongly influenced by US Customs customs.

    9. Re:your own fault by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've stopped travelling by air Yes, I've stopped travelling to America. I did both frequently and willingly before the post-11/9 intrusions, and loved going to the US. But I think in the long run it'll help both my country and yours if I make a stand, as long as others follow.

      You realize this article's about Canada, right? I realize not traveling by air probably precludes you visiting them, but you should add them to your list just to be safe.

    10. Re:your own fault by operagost · · Score: 1

      Too bad the article is about CANADA.

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    11. Re:your own fault by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      One thing that does surprise me is that I have yet to get fingerprinted / eye-scanned while travelling from Canada to the US. I am on my second NAFTA work permit for occasional work in the states and in the past 2 years on about 20 trips half personal and half work related I have not once been fingerprinted or eye scanned. Sometimes I wonder if it is because of the work permit, but when travelling with my family for personal business they don't get scanned either.

  10. ICWhatUC by ledow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can't get over the cheapy-ten-dollar shareware that is the program they use to look for infringing material. I've probably written better software that does the same job *accidentally* while working on other projects.

    1. Re:ICWhatUC by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Yeh, that program is pretty damn pathetic.
      http://www.i-c-what-u-c.com/index.htm

    2. Re:ICWhatUC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that the law enforcement version is $20 per license. I would guess this is unlimited time, unlimited upgrades.

      Score another for "using price as the only factor in procurement decisions".... or, "the head of police has a less than competent programmer cousin who needed a helping hand"

    3. Re:ICWhatUC by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      The question is, how does one get a piece of software chosen for a job like this?

      If the government is paying for crap like this anyway, it'd be nice if a cut were coming my way - I'm sure many of us here on /. are more than capable of putting together a better tool for the job (not to mention a website that doesn't look like it was put together by a colourblind child in 1997).

    4. Re:ICWhatUC by ledow · · Score: 1

      From my experience in the UK educational sector, the answer would be something like "Be a cousin of the person who gets to decide what software to use, and hope that the committee that he's supposed to answer to are all his golf-buddies and/or in constant fear of their jobs if they question authority." You'd be amazed what can be done when that's true.

      Speaking as someone who once saw an entire multi-million pound IT project given to a team of Army personnel because they had a gap in their schedule, needed money, were friends of friends of someone high up, and could do the job cheaply. Ever seen someone fold up optic fibre like it was shredded paper in order to stuff it through a gap in a wall?

    5. Re:ICWhatUC by Mr.+DOS · · Score: 1

      The interesting part is that while it's billed as Windows-only, the screenshots reveal that it's a Java app (or at least an app with a Java interface - check the icon in the upper-left corner of the window). It should be multiplatform; I guess we can just be thankful it's not.

  11. Simple Solution by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    Just load up a goatese desktop, throw in the "Hey everybody I'm looking at porn" audio clip and stuff the hard drive with goatese/tubgirl images.

    1. Re:Simple Solution by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately here the old motto from my home country counts: Maybe that would work on humans. But the SS are not humans. They don’t understand the concept of a “joke”.

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  12. That's not pornography by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    You're not so much naive as just ignorant of what the laws and precedents actually say. Nudity is not enough to make it a form of obscenity (in the US, at least). The SCOTUS and actual letter of the law are clear on this, the former, in part because obscenities by their very nature have "no artistic or scientific merit" as recognized by the federal judiciary and must appeal the to the "prurient nature." That means it must lack any independent merit AND be aimed at appealing to the lustful side of humanity. Simply taking pictures of every bath your kids take is not enough to get you convicted under the letter of the law or precedents, but it's enough to make you a target for a prosecutor who will (with some good reason) argue that you are a pervert.

    1. Re:That's not pornography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but it's enough to make you a target for a prosecutor who will (with some good reason) argue that you are a pervert.

      And a zealous prosecutor in front of a jury will get you jailed. Too often the jury is too afraid to let a potential pervert go. They end up jailing those who are otherwise innocent. CP cases are a prime example of "accused = guilty". This combined with the registry laws, makes for a lot of ruined lives and creates an extreme potential for "lifers" in the criminal system.

    2. Re:That's not pornography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't seem to be aware to be aware of the history of actual prosecutions in the United States. It's rather hit-or-miss, has even included guilty verdicts for possession of legally sold videos featuring fully clothed teenagers, and innocence is no defense.

  13. Mp3's? by lul_wat · · Score: 1

    Do they make any effort to see what Mp3's/music audio you have stored on your computer? Traveling with a hard drive full of p3's makes it a bit hard to prove you have all of the CD's sitting at home (assuming format-shifting is legal in canada)

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    1. Re:Mp3's? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      CD copying is legal in Canada, so I doubt the CBSA gives a rat's ass about your mp3 collection.

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    2. Re:Mp3's? by lul_wat · · Score: 1

      This is music to my ears

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    3. Re:Mp3's? by operagost · · Score: 1

      You pay a surcharge on every blank CD-R, though-- even if you won't be using it to store music.

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  14. Re:CBSA Reveals Some Laptop Search Info, But Not M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this off topic?

  15. Most (so-called) CP laws should be rescinded! by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Absolutely right! Most so-called CP laws should be rescinded, because they have nothing whatsoever to do with CP.

    The original purpose of CP laws was to protect children from sexual abuse. They were never meant to prevent parents from taking pictures of their kids playing at the waterpark; they should not force parents to undergo background checks before they can set foot in their kids' kindergarten, etc, etc. All of these extensions come at the price of the rights and freedom of the vast majority of innocent people, and do nothing whatsoever to prevent real crime.

    Politicians and helicopter parents have pushed this whole area so far beyond common sense that we actually have people (like the poster below) who think the police should get involved if you have several dozen pictures of clothed children! As a coach of a kids team, as a school teacher, or maybe as a grandparent with lots of grandkids, am I going to get a very special interview? Gee, thanks...

    If someone forces a child to do something sexual, that is a crime. The original CP laws said: if you purchase a picture of a sexual crime involving a minor, that too is a crime. The justification here is: even though the purchaser had nothing to do with the original crime, by criminalizing purchase, one might be able to dry up the market that supports the original crimes. This original idea was extended to cover possession (not just purchase), which already strays from the original justification.

    In recent years, it has been stretched beyond all reason. It makes no sense at all to prohibit innocent pictures (i.e., kids taking a bath, kids at the beach), nor to prohibit activities that do not even involve children (like tasteless cartoons). This is legislating "good taste" and has nothing at all to do with either children or with crime prevention.

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    1. Re:Most (so-called) CP laws should be rescinded! by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Bah, you make it sound like we should simply outlaw child sexual abuse and the production, purchase and sale of pictures of such and leave the topic at that. Possibly make an exception for older "children" producing pictures of themselves for private noncommercial distribution (teenagers sending pictures of themselves to their BF/GF). We can't do that, it'd make some kind of sense!

      Now, to plant CP on politician's machines so they'll agree... =p

  16. The definition of child porn by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    The story is about Canada, so none of what I write below is direcly applicable. I've also written enough on this in the past on Slashdot for people to think I'm weird, so I'll keep this short. However, if you're interested in the way things work in the U.S., here's my perspective.

    In the U.S., the definition of child porn is very flexible. Very. The definition isn't just in the statutes, it's in the case law. There are tests and ambiguity a-plenty.

    Functionally, anything is child porn if the prosecutor says it's child porn. There doesn't have to be nudity. There doesn't have to be sexual acts. There doesn't have to be anything even remotely suggestive in any single particular picture.

    When you get down to cases, the U.S. definition of child porn hinges on the state of mind of the person in possession. If the prosecutor can prove (sufficiently well to satisfy a jury) that you think dirty thoughts about little kids while you masturbate to the photos (or even, more controversially and more arguably, the drawings) of kids (or adults that look like kids but are believed by the possessor to be kids), then you're guilty of possessing child porn.

    That sounds crazy but let me give you an example that will make it more clear, an example where the state of mind of the person in possession is already clearly established. If you've been convicted of molesting a child, it's a given that your thoughts about children are sexual. Assume you get probation and your probation officer decides to drop by to inspect your domicile. If the P.O. finds a single photo of a child, even if that child is bundled from head to toe in winter clothes, you'll go back to jail. You will have violated your probation for possessing child porn. You'll get a new case filed against you and you'll lose.

    That situation, while it may be something that seems over the top, is at least understandable to most people.

    The same standard is applied to all child porn cases. You can take naked pictures of children for legitimate medical research and you won't be prosecuted. If you've been previously adjudicated as a perv, owning a kids clothing catalog can get you a whole set of new convictions.

    The difference is in what the prosecutor can prove to the jury about the state of mind of the person in possession of the media.

    If the prosecutor can prove to a jury that you jerk off to McDonalds commercials featuring kids, then those McDonalds commercials, under U.S. law become child porn, but only if they are in your possession.

    If you don't see the potential for abuse in this set-up, you're just not looking. It's a serious problem in the U.S.

  17. This is really sad because..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    ....The current Conservative government in Canada promised to be more open and accountable to it's citizens. Just take a look at this YouTube video with Prime Minister Stephen Harper in it to see what I'm talking about. But it seems that they are practicing the exact opposite. Just look at this issue and another burning issue in Canada involving documents relating to how Canada handled Afghan prisoner transfers and the Conservatives unwillingness to hand them over to Parliament. This is even more troublesome when you consider that US Customs And Border Protection

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  18. CBSA Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. please stop thinking about the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CRIMETHINK!

  20. written material? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    FTFA written material constitutes child porn. "A 12 year old fucked a 20 year old" I am now guilty of creating CP! arrest me!

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    1. Re:written material? by zill · · Score: 1

      I found your writing contained considerable artistic merit so it doesn't count as CP.

    2. Re:written material? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the artistic merit idea only counts when you're deciding whether it's legal to ban adult material as obscene. Other laws entirely judge CP.

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  21. Windows Only? by Ltap · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised that no one picked up on this, even though the discussion charged directly into the CP issue (perennial for /., I'm afraid.) If the scanning software they use is Windows-only, what would they do with a Linux (or even just a Mac) user? Unless the software comes packaged with drivers for various Unix and Unix-based filesystems, what will they do when it won't scan?

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    1. Re:Windows Only? by joe_frisch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hopefully they will just threaten you until you provide passwords.

      Its clear that only criminals would use an operating system other than windows.

    2. Re:Windows Only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What they'd probably do is accuse you of deliberately hiding the contents of your computer using terrorist technology. You would then either be held up for 6 or 8 more hours until they can bring in someone who knows what they're doing, or deported (if you are incoming cargo). I wish I was joking, but I remember reading about someone who actually had this happen to them.

    3. Re:Windows Only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm surprised that no one picked up on this, even though the discussion charged directly into the CP issue (perennial for /., I'm afraid.) If the scanning software they use is Windows-only, what would they do with a Linux (or even just a Mac) user? Unless the software comes packaged with drivers for various Unix and Unix-based filesystems, what will they do when it won't scan?

      Related and more importantly, who would allow [any random Customs grunt] to run unknown/untrusted code on their machine? No big deal for Cathy Coed or Dear-Old-Dad who willingly install every toolbar and widget they can get their netbook on, but business/tech users? If you had proprietary data on your laptop, would anyone who reads Slashdot really allow unknown code to be executed? What are the ramifications of a refusal to allow their software to be run (not a blanket refusal of the search, just of the software)?

      Byline: It would appear that the answer may be in the CAPTCHA... for this submission, mine is 'custody'.

  22. Already done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's already accepted [among judges and, presumably, attourneys] that cases like that are entirely separate and come under a new, misdemeanor, charge dealing specifically with cases like that, unless blackmail is involved.

    In any case, all cases that ever made it to court have ended up either downgraded or settled on some plea bargain involving a radically lessed sentence - because even the best prosector in the country knows that there's no way they would have gotten it past a jury.

    Incidentally, the only people who ever supported such prosecutions in the first place were the people who stood to make money from it.

  23. Don't understand the unit of measure by kimvette · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We did learn that the CBSA knows that 500 megabytes is roughly equivalent to 'a pickup truck full of books,' and use Windows-only software called ICWhatUC to scan for images.

    Nice try to relate to us slashdotters but that is not one of our standard units of measure. I mean, what kind of pickup is it; a subaru Brat/Baja, a Chevrolet El Camino, a Ford Ranger, or a Ford F-350 - and is it long bed or short bed, fleet side or step side? Is there a cap over the bed and is the space filled to the top?

    Better yet, please convert the amount in the unit of either "volkswagens' or "libraries of congress." Other units of measure confuse us.

    Thanks!

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  24. Use a dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look up "pornography" and answer your own question.

    Even a nude woman is not "pornography" unless the intent is to arouse the viewer. Do you get the difference?

  25. Re:CBSA Reveals Some Laptop Search Info, But Not M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Multiple "acai" in the link is kind of dead giveaway.