Seattle Writer Wins 2010 Bad Writing Contest

The judges took one look at "Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil" and knew they had the grand prize winner of the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Molly Ringle came up with the gem for the contest that honors the memory of 19th century writer Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton.