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Woman Claims Vampire Caused Her Car Crash

Posted by samzenpus on from the bigfoot-ate-my-homework dept.

It appears that the popularity of the Twilight series has emboldened the vampire population to the point where they are as common on the road as raccoons. It is one such vampire crossing the road that caused a Colorado woman to crash her SUV. At least that's what she told the police. From the article: "State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away."

3 comments

  1. what what by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    I hate this fucking site. Do we always have to make fun of the clitoris people? They can't help not having a penis. We must not laugh at them so much.

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  2. I saw bigfoot in my garage by pinkushun · · Score: 1

    He was using the belt sander.

  3. Mind control and hemophage's by unixarcade · · Score: 1

    Score one for government grey mind control beams and gravy. The hemophage must have been gorged.

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