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Man Caught Smuggling 18 Monkeys In Girdle

Posted by samzenpus on from the is-that-a-monkey-in-your-pants-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me? dept.

38-year-old Roberto Cabrera was arrested at Mexico City's international airport after authorities discovered his monkey girdle. Cabrera was carrying 18 endangered titi monkeys in the many-pouched undergarment. He says he used the girdle to smuggle the primates because he was afraid x-rays would hurt them if they were in a suitcase. It's good to see that the animal smuggling undergarment business is getting more sophisticated. The 18-monkey girdle is a substantial upgrade from 13-songbird socks.

1 comment

  1. Titi monkeys? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    The idiot! Everyone knows your supposed to smuggle Titi monkeys in a bra, not a girdle!

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