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Australia Adopts EU's Geographical Indicator System For Wine

onreserve writes with an excerpt from a site dedicated to laws affecting wine: "[L]ast week, Australia signed an agreement with the European Union to comply with the geographical indicator (GI) system of the EU. The new agreement replaces an agreement signed in 1994 between the two wine powers and protects eleven of the EU drink labels and 112 of the Australian GI's. Specifically, this means that many of the wine products produced in Australia that were previously labeled according to European names, such as sherry and tokay, will no longer be labeled under these names. Wine producers in Australia will have three years to 'phase out' the use of such names on labels. Australian labels that will be discontinued include amontillado, Auslese, burgundy, chablis, champagne, claret, marsala, moselle, port, and sherry."

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  1. Geolocation is bad. by asnelt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am against geolocation of wine. I think that GNU/Linux users should be able to keep their privacy. Why do I have the feeling that I am off-topic here...

    1. Re:Geolocation is bad. by furbearntrout · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

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    2. Re:Geolocation is bad. by RoverDaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was wondering how many comments I would have to read before getting to this joke. You have made Slashdot proud.

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  2. Australian Tokay makes me sad by Jurily · · Score: 1

    Tokaji is mentioned in the Hungarian National Anthem, written in 1823. What are the Aussies doing with that name?

    1. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      What are the FYROMians doing with Greece's name Macedonia? Theft is a worldwide pandemic.

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    2. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, it's strange. I remember that even Alsacian french wine producers can not use the name "tokay" anymore because of Appellation d'origine contrôlée. That dates back from 2003

    3. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by tokul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tokaji is mentioned in the Hungarian National Anthem, written in 1823. What are the Aussies doing with that name?

      It is Liqueur Tokay.

      Wine trees were imported to Australia. I am not wine expert, but if they use same sort of wines, mix of grapes used in Tokaji and wine fermentation process is not patented, patent is not expired and name is not trademarked, then Aussies are free to call their wine whatever they want. They do indicate that wine is made by Morris of Rutherglen.

      http://www.morriswines.com/tastingNotes/Morris%20Old%20Premium%20Liqueur%20Tokay.pdf

      This geolocation restriction only makes wine look like exquisite beverage and allows old wine producers to overcharge for their products without actually registering and protecting their trademark.

    4. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What are the FYROMians doing with Greece's name Macedonia?

      Continuing the name of that region? Almost no one disputes that the former Yugoslavian republic includes part of the historical region of Macedonia. It is simply a mere portion of that region, with the rest lying in Greece. What really started the beef between that region and Greece is the FYROM's appropriation of Alexander the Great and the traditional Macedonian sun symbol. Greeks say, "Hey, you're a bunch of Slavs. Slavs came in the 6th century AD, and this old stuff is all Ancient Greek, our heritage!". Inhabitants of the FYROM could say "Slavs came and imposed their language, but many of us are genetically descended from Alexander's people!"

    5. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even if they are using the grapes from Tokay in Australia, the soil is different. The soil has a noticeable effect on the wine produced, even if the grapes and methods are the same, so restrictions on regional names make sense.

    6. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Freultwah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As it is, the Greeks really have no business telling any other country what name they should be using, especially when the ancient Macedonia is pretty much evenly divided between Greece and Macedonia. It's not as if Macedonia is calling itself Greece... Here's an idea: let's listen to North and South Korea bicker over who has a legitimate right to use the name Korea.

    7. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Sique · · Score: 5, Informative

      The australians are free to name their wine after the grapes. The grapes used to ferment the Tokay wine are Furmint, Muscat lunel, Zéta and Hárslevel. Of them, Furmint and Hárslevel are authochtone, that means only cultivated in Hungary and in the south of Slovakia.

      If an australian vineyard is cultivating e.g. Furmint grapes and fermenting them into wine, they are free to call them Furmint, and even Furmint szamorodni (meaning "Furmint as it grows itself", made from both dry and non dry berries). But for what reason they should call it "Tokay"? There is nothing in it that justifies the name. A Tokay wine is not called "Tokay" itself, it is called "Tokay Furmint szamorodni" for instance or "Tokay Eszencia", if they are made from dry berries only.

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    8. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Sique · · Score: 1

      Oops... Slashdot is eating non-ASCII-letters. The grape is called Hárslevelü, with the ü having something that looks like two accents and not the umlaut-dots.

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    9. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Sique · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or to clarify: If an australian vineyard is fermenting a "Tokay" wine, they should clearly label what they are doing.

      Are they fermenting an Aszú? An Aszúeszencia? A Forditás?

      Tokay is really only the place where the wine was fermented, it tells you nothing about the actual type of wine you are drinking. Labelling something "Tokay" is thus misleading, if it doesn't come from Tokay. That would be like a chinese toymaker selling stuff under the label "Made in U.S.".

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    10. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Starayo · · Score: 1

      All the Rutherglen wineries are fantastic. I think I've tried that Tokay, I remember the guy who I talked to when I was tasting it told me about the situation with the naming, I don't recall what the replacement name was but I know it was stupid.

      I'm also disappointed at the ban on the name "port". I rarely drink but when I do it's usually port. Next time I feel like a bottle I won't know what to buy!

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    11. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by curmudgeous · · Score: 0

      Wine trees were imported to Australia.

      Awesome, I've never seen a wine tree. Where can I find one of these for MY backyard? ;)

    12. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was a really stupid idea in the first place. A lot of it makes some degree of sense in that it somewhat simplifies the necessary study to know what you're buying, but it's going way out of control. Probably the best example is with champagne, where Champagne, Switzerland is no longer allowed to use it's own name like it had previously to call it's sparkling wine. The village history of doing so dates back to the 17th century and the name of the village back to the 9th.

    13. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Wine trees were imported to Australia.

      Hungarian wine grows on trees? I did not know that.

    14. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by pthisis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm also disappointed at the ban on the name "port". I rarely drink but when I do it's usually port. Next time I feel like a bottle I won't know what to buy!

      This is spot-on. The move to restrict names that originated as place names but have become style descriptors is ridiculous, IMO, and the decisions about what is protected and what isn't are purely political with no regard as to actual genericization.

      It makes no sense that "Parmesan", "Sangria", and "Champagne" are geographically restricted but "Cheddar" and "Philadelphia cream cheese" aren't.

      Champagne, Switzerland has been producing wine since before Dom Perignon came up with his method of making sparkling wine, but they're not allowed to label it as "Champagne"--that's because everyone knows "Champagne" is a word indicating a particular style, and calling the Swiss (non-sparkling) wine "Champagne" would confuse consumers.

      Once you've recognized that, restricting the name by geography is ludicrous.

      These laws actually serve to confuse consumers, not to help them--things like "port" are style descriptors in the English language. The right thing to do is to require actual claims of geography to be accurate (already the case) and let Duoro label their port as "Made in Duoro", Jerez label their Sherry as "Made in Jerez", etc.

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    15. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually. North Korea criticizes South Korea because it doesn't use the traditional word for Korea(Joseon) in Korean but Republic of the Big Meaningless Chinese Character(Han).

    16. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by tokul · · Score: 1

      Hungarian wine grows on trees? I did not know that.

      Thanks for being naming nazi. Plants or what ever they are. I used trees to distinguish from wine drinks.

    17. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mb the winemaker can learn from the toymaker ... Designed in Hungary, Made in Australia?

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    18. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by u38cg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd agree up to a point; conversely though, in parts of the world where names are unrestricted - like the US - it is possible to buy parmesan cheese (for example) that bears no relationship whatsoever to what we know as Parmesan cheese. It's simply a hard cheddar which is nothing like its namesake, and that to my mind is verging on fraud. There are plenty other examples as well.

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    19. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if they are using the grapes from Tokay in Australia, the soil is different. The soil has a noticeable effect on the wine produced, even if the grapes and methods are the same, so restrictions on regional names make sense.

      Except that last time I read about this just a few weeks ago it seemed like the wine "experts" couldn't notice that it was the same white wine when they compared the same white wine to the same one with added color making it look red ... Personally I want to add that I somewhat doubt the taste of the actual color is 100% out of the equation.

      Also the same wine in old/beautiful bottles also tasted better than when it wasn't in the same bottles ..

      And there was some comparision of French and Californian wines where the later won or whatever.

      I don't care much, I don't like wine.

      Chances however are that it's close to 100% snobbery and just the knowledge of knowing you have a more expensive product in your glass. The goal for anyone drinking wine, beer or liquor should be to get drunk.

      I can taste the difference of chocolate or flavored teas. I wouldn't be so sure / seriously doubt it was far as noticing a difference on growing location thought. Rather processing, amount of sugar, flavorings, eventually kind of bean in the chocolate case.

      As I would notice if I drank a gin with cranberry juice and ruschian added to it instead of a vodka with orange juice ... :D

      Taste the difference of the grains? Doubt it :D

    20. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

      The following words are mentioned in the USA national anthem, written in 1815, Please do not use them anywhere else:

      a, air, and, as, at, band, banner, battle, be, beam, between, blest, blood, blows, bombs, brave, breeze, bright, broad, bursting, by, can, catches, cause, conceals, confusion, conquer, could, country, dawn, deep, desolation, dimly, discloses, does, doth, draped, dread, early, ever, fight, first, fitfully, flag, flight, foe, footsteps, foul, free, freemen, from, full, gallantly, gave, glare, gleam, gleaming, gloom, glory, god, grave, hailed, half, has, hath, haughty, havoc, heaven, hireling, home, host, in, is, it, just, land, last, leave, light, long, loved, made, may, mists, more, morning, motto, must, nation, night, no, now, o, of, oh, on, or, our, out, over, peace, pentagon, perilous, pollution, power, praise, preserved, proof, proudly, ramparts, red, reflected, refuge, reposes, rescued, rockets, roof, save, say, see, seen, shall, shines, shore, should, silence, slave, so, spangled, stand, star, stars, steep, still, stream, streaming, stripes, swore, terror, that, the, their, then, there, this, through, thru, thus, tis, towering, triumph, trust, twilight, us, vauntingly, victory, war, was, washed, watched, wave, we, were, what, when, where, which, who, whose, with, yet, you

    21. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by jimicus · · Score: 1, Troll

      These laws aren't there to help consumers.

      They're there to help the artisan vintners, cheesemakers and other food manufacturers. It's to prevent the giant companies spotting a product is becoming popular and make their own version for half the price (and a quarter the quality) and giving it the same name. I promise you that real Parmesan bears absolutely no resemblance to the bits removed from a verruca scraper that are put in tubs and used to be sold as Parmesan but are now usually called italian-style hard cheese.

      Usually the law surrounding these "can't be named X" not only demands that the product is made in a particular area, but also that it's made in a particular fashion.

      (FWIW, I think Cheddar should be given AOC status. But I live in Somerset so I would say that ;).

    22. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Personally I want to add that I somewhat doubt the taste of the actual color is 100% out of the equation."

      That would be quite easy to test: you just blind-test (both in the sense that they don't get to know which wine is which and in that they don't get to see its color) against a slightly different one and you see if they can significantly tell appart the colored/uncolored as being the same against the third one.

    23. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by pthisis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're there to help the artisan vintners, cheesemakers and other food manufacturers. It's to prevent the giant companies spotting a product is becoming popular and make their own version for half the price (and a quarter the quality) and giving it the same name.

      Artisan vintners like Moet Hennessy Louis Vuitton?

      Artisan vintners can easily trademark whatever name they're selling under as long as it hasn't already become genericized. This isn't about spotting new products on the rise, it's about redefining words that have already become well-established umbrella terms for certain styles, and it's pure protectionism.

      Champagne and port have been in the dictionary as generic terms for centuries. Just from the standpoint of IP law, pulling them out of the public domain where they've safely landed and re-protecting them is even dumber than retroactive copyright extensions--and even worse (IMO) is the attempt to legally redefine words that have widely used English meanings.

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    24. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      If you can't appreciate the subtleties of language, how can you possibly begin to understand trademark law?

    25. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by paintswithcolour · · Score: 1

      .

      Champagne, Switzerland has been producing wine since before Dom Perignon came up with his method of making sparkling wine

      Actually Dom Perignon worked hard to prevent the formation of sparkling wine, because it represented quite a big health hazard. Personally I think the threat of exploding wine bottles would have some parties a lot more fun.

    26. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Champagne and port have been in the dictionary as generic terms for centuries. Just from the standpoint of IP law, pulling them out of the public domain where they've safely landed and re-protecting them is even dumber than retroactive copyright extensions--and even worse (IMO) is the attempt to legally redefine words that have widely used English meanings.

      During most of that time, port has been produced only in Portugal, and within europe, the term was already restricted and not in the public domain (due to the european PDO system).

      I'm from Portugal. We're a small country whose economy is in a terrible state (much worse than the global economy). One of the few exports we depend on is port wine. If the name of the wine is usurped freely, uninformed consumers merely looking for "port wine" will buy the fake, more widely marketed stuff produced by wealthier companies in wealthier countries and we'll grow closer to being bankrupt.

    27. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by deniable · · Score: 2, Informative

      The local nurseries keep them with the pineapple trees.

    28. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Besides, isn't it more about the grape variety from which the wine is made, more so than the region those grapes grew in?

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    29. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by eloquent_loser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because 'Tokay' is an anglicization of 'Tokaji' and consequently a descriptive word which has been adopted into the English language and now has a different substantive meaning. So does 'Port' and so does 'Sherry'. They have developed from the names of those regions, true, but they are part of our language now. We know what they mean. Agreeing not to use English words to describe products that they apply to is Orwellian at best. Noone in Australia confuses Tokay with Tokaji: they are made differently and similarly taste entirely different. Apparently we can't use the word 'Chateau' anymore, which as far as I know just means a manor house: remember the French invaded Britain back in the day so they have no right to object to a bit of linguistic crossover! ;-)

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    30. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but most of the substance sold as "Cheddar" in the US bears little resemblance to cheese itself, let alone the variety traditionally called Cheddar.

      If you want good cheese in the US, you have two choices. One is to buy imported cheese -- Parmesan that comes from Italy, Cheddar that comes from south-west England. The other is to buy high-quality local cheeses from low-volume artisan dairies, but for some reason those are really difficult to find (at least in Maryland), whereas imported European cheese is everywhere.

    31. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Troll

      Almost no one disputes that the former Yugoslavian republic includes part of the historical region of Macedonia. It is simply a mere portion of that region, with the rest lying in Greece.

      In the time of Alexander and Phillip (forget the number), Greece used to be part of Macedonia - not the other way round. Because that lad & dad sure knew how to kick ass.

      So I reckon the bankrupt, ouzo-quaffing, sponge-off-the-Germans layabouts should just shut the fuck up. Because the only time they've amounted to more than shit was under the wing of Macedon. Once their empire split into the Seleucids and all the rest they got their asses kicked in short order by, for shame, the Eye-fucking-talians.

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    32. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      I remember that even Alsacian french wine producers can not use the name "tokay" anymore because of Appellation d'origine contrôlée.

      I'm sure they can, because EU laws don't apply to the French.

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    33. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Sique · · Score: 1

      As I said: They should put on the bottle what they were doing, as the Hungarians do it. Is it only the dry berries (Eszencia)? Is it base wine, fermented for three years mixed with dry berries in some predefined relations (Aszú)? Is it all berries as harvested together without a previous selection (szamorodni)? Is it already pressed out berries from an Aszú preparation, filled up with must and then resting for 24 to 48 hrs (Forditás)?

      There is not a single "Tokay" method which would justify calling a wine just "Tokay". There are several of them, and each wine from Tokay is clearly labelled which method was used to ferment it. Putting simply "Tokay" on a bottle proves that either the vineyard is not knowing anything about Tokay wine, or that they are selling to people who don't know either, but are willing to spend money on the famous name.

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    34. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      During most of that time, port has been produced only in Portugal, and within europe, the term was already restricted and not in the public domain (due to the european PDO system).

      Sorry, but "port" has been in common usage to define a style for as long as I can remember, and most likely much longer; IIRC Samuel Pepys was fond of a glass or ten. It's a bit late to put the genie back in the toothpaste tube now.

      I also somewhat doubt that the PDO system has existed for centuries.

      We're a small country whose economy is in a terrible state (much worse than the global economy). One of the few exports we depend on is port wine.

      I suspect that if you (or rather, an economist) were to come up with a list of the top 20 things that would help your economy, this measure wouldn't be on it, or at least it's be near the bottom. Bureaucracy, corruption, rigid labour market, overpowering public sector ... I could go on.

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    35. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      That's more of a US thing When I lived in the UK, I don't recall ever seeing the grape variety named on the bottle.

    36. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      The goal for anyone drinking wine, beer or liquor should be to get drunk.

      No, the goal should be to drink just enough to get whatever health benefits are being posited this week.

    37. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      They're there to help the artisan vintners, cheesemakers and other food manufacturers. It's to prevent the giant companies spotting a product is becoming popular and make their own version for half the price (and a quarter the quality) and giving it the same name

      Uhh... protect them from *what*, exactly? If the "artisan" product is better, people will buy it. If its inferior, they won't. That's called competition. Suck it the fuck up and quit looking for the government to protect you (BTW, I'm as left as they come, but in this case, government regulation is nothing more than abject protectionism, and its shameful at best).

    38. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 1

      Well, a Google search yielded this in about 30 seconds: http://www.discovertheorigin.co.uk/port-wine/

      According to this source, the wine drank by your Pepys was indeed imported from Portugal.

      Port is the literal translation of the name of the city where the wine is bottled, Porto (it actually means that, as in a ship's port). The entire river Douro valley is part of the wine's production area, with big vineyards all along the river.

    39. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Actually, I suspect it's more to do with neighbourly suspicion - historically, most of the European countries have been at war with each other for most of the last millennium. There's no guarantee that the better competition will be from the same country.

    40. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a New World wine thing. In general, New World winemakers are more about technique and the grape, and Old World winemakers are more about tradition and the land (terrior). Old World region labels like "Burgundy" require not only that grapes be grown in a particular area, but that the wine be made from a particular blend of grapes and in a particular way. New World region names are only region names.

      Champagne, as an extreme example, is not very much about the grape variety at all. Champagne often uses a lot of grapes that you'd otherwise not make good wine from. The procedure, however, is key to good Champagne. The same is true of Sherry, Port, etc.

    41. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by mvdwege · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Champagne often uses a lot of grapes that you'd otherwise not make good wine from.

      I beg your pardon?

      The primary three varietals used are Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Meunier. These are all three used in lots of other wines.

      Yes, there are six minor varietals which are allowed to be used according to INAO rules, but these are not used enough to deserve the 'often' qualifier in your statement.

      Mart

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    42. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Do the Macedonians claim Aristotle?

    43. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Portugal port is so much better wouldn't buyers look for "real" Portugal port? Why couldn't it compete with "fake" Illinois port? And why should the rest of the world care about your crappy economy? You fucked up, not us.

    44. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      ew, "blows freeman catching stream" are in the national anthem??!!, what a dirty mind Mr. Key had

    45. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Don't know but I'm pretty sure the dark ages do.

    46. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "That dates back from 2003"

      Ancient times indeed.

    47. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by aliquis · · Score: 1

      No, the goal should be to drink just enough to get whatever health benefits are being posited this week.

      The problem with that is that regardless of what the benefits would be the bad consequences is most likely worse even at that low level.

      They just don't make the news very much.

    48. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      The goal for anyone drinking wine, beer or liquor should be to get drunk.

      Everclear is more efficient.

    49. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by tepples · · Score: 1

      I promise you that real Parmesan bears absolutely no resemblance to the bits removed from a verruca scraper that are put in tubs and used to be sold as Parmesan but are now usually called italian-style hard cheese.

      Until the Italian cheesemakers start having a problem with the "Italian-style" descriptor itself.

    50. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Try Harbor, that might be a legal synonym.

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    51. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Vines, thus vinyards, vintners, vintage and Wine. It's not an issue of being a "naming nazi", it's the fact that grapes grow on vines and the entire wine industry has it's entire lexicon based on the fact that grapes grow on vines.

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    52. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I was scanning your post for words from additional verses of the anthem ("Oh thus be it ever / when free men shall stand / between their lost homes / and the war's desolation"). It took me a second to realize that I even knew one of the additional verses. Damn you, elementary school principal, for making us learn it.

      Okay, actually, Mr. Maccia was pretty cool. Hope you're enjoying your retirement my man!

    53. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Omestes · · Score: 1

      The goal for anyone drinking wine, beer or liquor should be to get drunk.

      Huh? Why?

      I often drink wine with dinner because some wines and foods compliment each other. I often sit back and drink a nice trappist ale, because I love the flavor. Often before bed I will sip a nice bourbon on the rocks on the patio while reading a decent book, just to wind down for bed.

      But then again I have been known to eat for pleasure and not mere sustenance.

      In other words:

      The goal for anyone eating food should be to get fat.

      Actually there are people who can tell these differences. As I said earlier in this discussion, I hung out with the HRM kids in college, and was in their wine club. Early we disclosed the price of wines before tasting and ranking, expensive wines always one. When we decided to keep them secret (from everyone but the organizer, meaning the servers didn't know either) the expensive wines still won, almost always, but cheaper wines tied more often and ranked generally higher. These kids had to pass a blind test where they determined the variety, the region, the alcohol content, and a vintage of random wines. Blind. I met, not long ago, the cheif taster for Starbucks, she could determine the difference between different regions of origin for beans, and different roast levels. Its amazing the information your body receives but you don't recognize for lack of training and practice.

      I've also met experienced chefs who can discern amazing things, like minute amounts of certain ingredients, and in roughly what proportion they were used.

      I think the "all wines are the same, only deluded snobs say they can tell the difference" is a symptom of the silly American low-brow pride thing, the disease that keeps them from actually enjoying real beer, and from enjoying food other than McDonalds processed crap. We want to be average and simple. We seem very hateful^Wdistrustful of anyone with any taste. Its just like our abiding hatred of anyone smarter than a NASCAR watching 6th grade dropout.

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    54. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by aliquis · · Score: 1

      tl;dr

      But then again I have been known to eat for pleasure and not mere sustenance.
      The goal for anyone eating food should be to get fat.

      "Don't eat for pleasure, eat for performance", getting fat and eating because you need to / what you need to isn't the same.

      Regarding the flavors of course you can do that but imho it's stupid because you're consuming plenty of alcohol without getting drunk. Though you most likely enjoy it because you DO get somewhat drunk / associate it with being drunk / whatever.

      I "like" tea, but then I'm addicted to caffeine.

    55. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Snorbert+Xangox · · Score: 1

      If you think that Tokay is a poor name for an Australian fortified wine made "in the Tokay style", you'll be happy to know that an Australian wine industry body, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to rebrand Tokayoid Australian wines as "Topaque".

      FSM knows where they got that name from... I guess you are supposed to drink it while sitting on leatherette sofas, wearing diamonique jewelery.

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    56. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      things like "port" are style descriptors in the English language

      No, they are not. Not in the UK, since way before the Methuen Treaty. Port wine is, well, Port wine: a particular kind of wine made in Portugal, in the Douro region. Likewise sherry (the capitalisation of the words don't make a difference) is a particular kind of wine made in Northern Spain.

      In *Australia* they may be "style descriptors", but that is actually the biggest part of the problem.

    57. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      While not lexically precise, I believe he was referring to the high degree of blending, as well as the fact that Champagne supposedly doesn't taste good until it's finished. In other words, if Champagne was made from good wine, they would just sell that, and skip the nonsense.

    58. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      Greece has every business to oppose the name, it is within the UN rules for a country to call itself whatever it wants as long as it doesn't offend anyone else, and quite frankly it offends many Greeks for a country having no business with the name "Macedonia". Tito renamed the area in the 40s to start a dispute with Greece to gain access to the Aegean. Communist propaganda goes a long way...

      Think about this then, a country that has around 30% of a region, not even the Ancient region (which is 90% within Greece) but with Ottoman drawn borders, calls itself "Macedonia", of which Greece has 50% of that region, and then claims Alexander the Great (names the airport Alexander the Great airport - wtf), plans to build a 30metre statue in the capital Skopje (not even in the Ottoman drawn border region of Macedonian), claims Thessaloniki (they use the Bulgarian name Solun and call it their capital) is occupied by the Greeks (Serbia, Greece, Bulgaria, Ottoman Turkey fought in WWI, where is this "Macedonia" in these battles?), speak a Slavic-Bulgarian dialect, call their language "Macedonian", claim the "Macedonians" were expelled from Greece (were actually Communist traitors, some even Greek and still hold a grudge, for example Prime Minister Gruevski's grandfather fought for Greece and family want their property back after being exiled for being Communist traitors)... the picture that starts to unfold are a lot of people (not all) that use Greece as excuse for their problems much like most of the Middle East use Israel as a root of all evil.

      Besides, Greece can wait this out, FYROM, which is 1/4 Albanian can't wait it out forever and when/if the current PM is gone the issue will be resolved.

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    59. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      It depends at which point in history you are talking about when you say "historicaly". The Ancient region of Macedon is 90% within Greece. The Romans later redrew the borders and it changed several times until the Ottomans redrew the borders again to what the region is now. So, the current "historical region" is with the Ottoman drawn borders. The Ancient capital has always been Pella in Greece (where Alexander the Great was born).

      As for the gentically descended part another nice piece of FYROM propaganda, the far right also claim they invented white people and that Greeks are from Ethiopia. They'll also claim Greeks are Christianised Turks but forget that the entire Balkans was occupied by the Ottomans, must have ommitted that part from the revised school textbooks (fact: they were revised again last week - "Textbook errors shame FYROM schools" http://www.balkaninsight.com/en/main/analysis/30188/).

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    60. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by kholburn · · Score: 1

      There is a small village in Switzerland named Champagne that has been making wine since the 1600s. It is now suddenly not allowed to call it's wine Champagne any more.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7332473.stm

      Ridiculous.

    61. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Romanians do the same, but with Roman culture. Check out the Dako-Roman theory.

    62. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      "This geolocation restriction only makes wine look like exquisite beverage and allows old wine producers to overcharge for their products without actually registering and protecting their trademark."

      Why is trademark holier in your book than geolocation restriction?

    63. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      As for the gentically descended part another nice piece of FYROM propaganda

      None of the population movements during the Age of Migrations was large enough to wipe out the original inhabitants, this is well-documented in studies of the early Middle Ages and backed up by genetic studies, and has nothing to do with the FYROM specifically. The various Slav-speaking peoples are all quite different, and genetically they continue the populations living there before Slavs arrived. Many FYROM Macedonians are descended from whoever was there before the 5th century AD, just as many Muscovites have more in common genetically with the autochtonous Finno-Ugrian peoples of European Russia like the Mordvins than other Slavic-speaking peoples.

    64. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It's odd, yes, but the wines of the Champagne region of France are just a little bit more well-known.

      I think it's equally odd that wines made in a particular region but in a different style (e.g., with different grapes) can't, in general, use the European place-name label.

    65. Re:Australian Tokay makes me sad by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      Try telling them that, they still believe they are descendents of Alexander the Great, it's become a madness in the country. The ruling party VMRO are using the whole "we are Alexander's people that conquered Persia the Greeks were our slaves" to a ridiculous level. It seems they have to in order to stop an invasion from Bulgaria and Albania. One quarter of the population are Albanian and Bulgarians claim the FYRMians speak Bulgarian (hell, they even televise their tv shows there an understand it). Greece has no territorial ambitions and only wants the facts to be know.

      Fortunately the people who we should leave history to, the historians at well known universities, have stood up and done something about it:

      http://macedonia-evidence.org/obama-letter.html

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  3. Dont't like the idea anyway... by commlinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't like the idea much anyway of wine names tied to region names, the grape varietie(s) are more informative and universal. And for novelty wines there are plenty of other names us Aussies can use like "Alice Springs Leg Opener".
    Anyway back to my beer...

    1. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by grantek · · Score: 4, Funny

      In reality you could just label everything "Plonk", have the grapes/location/year(s) in small text for those interested, and people would still buy it.

    2. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's mostly an attempt to con people with that whole "terroir" nonsense. I drink Loire sparkling wine because it's made with the same technique as Champagne, with the same grapes, in an area that isn't that different in climate. And most people I serve it to wouldn't know the difference (it's actually slightly fruitier).

    3. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by tkdack · · Score: 1

      And for novelty wines there are plenty of other names us Aussies can use like "Alice Springs Leg Opener".

      That's actually beer, not wine ... it's called VB

    4. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And for novelty wines there are plenty of other names us Aussies can use like "Alice Springs Leg Opener".

      That's actually beer, not wine ... it's called VB

      Visual Basic is a beer? :-)

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    5. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      In reality you could just label everything "Plonk", have the grapes/location/year(s) in small text for those interested, and people would still buy it.

      No, people who know Usenet would avoid it because they'd think it's so bad it got put into a killfile.

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    6. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by illumastorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, Visual Basic is more like straight grain alcohol. It can really mess a computer up.

    7. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by seasunset · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is not a nationalistic/rationalistic thing. Have you tried to take Furmint grapes and plant them say, in Norway? [For the less knowledgeable, it is too far North for this plant]

      I am being extreme but illustrating the main point: a wine is not only the grapes: it is the weather and the soil (and many other factors, actually). This is why most wine is also known by the year: "good" or "bad" years mostly influenced by that years's climate on a specific place.

      Australia has lots of wine variety. It can stand on its own merits. There is no need to hijack names for other places, that actually mean (and taste) different.

    8. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that I, as a casual consumer, cannot know the dozens of varieties available on the market. I might think that Australian port is my favorite, but how am I supposed to find that product on a shelf after the name change? The product is "port," I've never thought of that as a Brand name. The industry has done a fairly good job communicating to the public that "sparkling wine" and "champagne" are analogous, but what's their strategy for teaching me new names for all these--"Auslese, burgundy, chablis, claret, marsala, moselle, port, and sherry"? I don't know if I have the spare bandwidth in my brain to absorb all that, especially since I don't go to a liquor store for wines more than three or four times per year and thus don't have a lot of exposure to this information.

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    9. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Terroir" is going to be shot to hell by climate change. Sure, you'll still have soil--Chablis is described as flinty, for instance--, but those notes will play second fiddle to temperature and rainfall.

    10. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by deniable · · Score: 3, Insightful

      VB? That's a little too posh for NT. Remember kids, Australia is also the home of Chateau Cardboard, the good ol' Goon Box. If you can't get it in a 4L flagon, it's not worth having.

    11. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you this: while I grudgingly admit that a good champagne is a vairry nahce zing, a decent spumante or cava beats a mediocre champagne - whatever its AOC and shit - any day.

    12. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't lack access to the internet. I bet you could find some information there.

      If that's not the case for some other person, they could actually go to a store that has someone who knows about wine and, you know, ask them.

      If you aren't continually educating yourself about wine, you're not a connoisseur, and this isn't going to affect you. If you are continually educating yourself about wine, you go by vineyard and region, and will understand what's going on here.

      If you're just buying your wine randomly based on grapes on the label at a some grocery store or convenience store, you probably just buy and hope it's good. That or you have your one brand and that's what you stick to. You make this sound like a way bigger issue than it is

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    13. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      If you happen to already know what a relatively little-used term like Auslese means, you should be able to pick up the alternate terms.

      Many of those are very easy: for marsala, port, and sherry, they're the bottles that are in the "marsala", "port", and "sherry" sections in a liquor store. They're the bottles next to the real thing.

      Wine or liquor stores that categorize by country or region are a bit more challenging for the wines, but things like port are always categorized by type in a store.

    14. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      while I grudgingly admit that a good champagne is a vairry nahce zing

      It sounds like your grudges are affecting your taste.

    15. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to say I did wonder what the Aussies got out of it, besides pissed.

    16. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They get to sell liquor in the EU.

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    17. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I really like port. Got about 4 different bottles of the stuff here. I'm sure you can tell me though, what do I go into the store and ask for when the restrictions are in place? This is a legit question. I like a LOT of consumers don't give a rats what it's made of or where it's made. A lot of people are going to be simply confused as a result, and I bet you that the sales of actual Port made from .... Portland (I don't know) will see next to no increase in sales.

      At least I can describe Champagne. It's a sparkeling wine, or a bubbly, but what the heck is Port?

    18. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by PeterBrett · · Score: 1

      It's mostly an attempt to con people with that whole "terroir" nonsense. I drink Loire sparkling wine because it's made with the same technique as Champagne, with the same grapes, in an area that isn't that different in climate. And most people I serve it to wouldn't know the difference (it's actually slightly fruitier).

      If you're talking about Cremant de Loire, I think you'll enjoy Cremant d'Alsace even more. To be honest, though, Cremant does taste significantly different from Champagne, in my opinion. I'd say that the only thing that they have in common is that they're both sparkling white wines.

      Also, check out Strohmeier Schlicher Sekt, from Austria...

    19. Re:Dont't like the idea anyway... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      In the case of Tokaji, a specific kind of nobel mold is also needed, that as far as I know only grows in the cellars in the Tokaj mountain.

  4. kepsev by photonic · · Score: 3, Funny

    While they're at it, could those EU guys please teach the Ozzies how to properly pronounce the different types of grapes. While I was down there, it took me a while to understand that kepsev (pronounced with nasal Texan accent) means Cabernet Sauvignon ...

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    1. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      hahah, welcometo'straya, ya dickhead!

      ffs, honestly. We're a country founded on (probably your) criminals, and we have a habit of making words our own. It's a crim thing. Try it one day. It's no big deal really. We're not changing for you faeries up North, except maybe if we wanna make some money out of ya'.

      Having said that, time to pass the grammar buck and have a whinge of me own; Can you please tell citizens of the USA English by default is not from the US, it from England. Funny that. When I download software with English, I expect it to default to use words like 'centre', 'colour', 'armour', 'aluminium' et al. Fix it arsehats, or I'll find another Slashdot article to bemoan my muelings until my beer runs out and then I'll whine about that, to. Hell, even my browser and linux install are set to UK English and are still telling me I just misspeeled all that.

      And soccer is a valid word. English made it same time as football. Probably because they, like us, have other kinds of footy. So shut up Euro-trash.

      P.S. I bet you're a Pom. And yeah me grammar sucks wewt!

    2. Re:kepsev by JohnnyKlunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please, learn to spell Aussie before telling us how we should pronounce things. Oh, and if anyone was pronouncing 'Cab Sav' as 'kepsev' it's most likely you were in South Africa, rather than Australia.
      We make some of the worlds best red wines, we are quite comfortable with our pronunciation.

    3. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, learn to spell Aussie before telling us how we should pronounce things. Oh, and if anyone was pronouncing 'Cab Sav' as 'kepsev' it's most likely you were in South Africa, rather than Australia.

      We make some of the worlds best red wines, we are quite comfortable with our pronunciation.

      I'm Australian of French origin and have seen both spellings frequently. Also props on Sham pain and his cousin sham pagnee, that was a true example of butchering at its finest.

    4. Re:kepsev by caluml · · Score: 1

      please teach the Ozzies

      ...

      (pronounced with nasal Texan accent)

      Go on. I give up. What am I missing here?

    5. Re:kepsev by photonic · · Score: 5, Funny

      P.S. I bet you're a Pom.

      Wrong guess. It was my ancestors that first spotted and mapped Australia, but saw that it was such a godforsaken place that they happily left it for the Brits.

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    6. Re:kepsev by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      kepsev? - It's "cabsav". /Bloody tourists.

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    7. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We make some of the worlds best red wines, we are quite comfortable with our pronunciation.

      So why the hell did ya rename Syrah as 'Shiraz' :-p

    8. Re:kepsev by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Sham pain

      Is that what you get from sham torture? :-)

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    9. Re:kepsev by pthisis · · Score: 4, Informative

      Funny that. When I download software with English, I expect it to default to use words like 'centre', 'colour', 'armour', 'aluminium' et al.

      Humphrey Davy, the Englishman who discovered it, named it aluminum. It's not our fault the Brits screwed up the spelling on that one later on.

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    10. Re:kepsev by tokul · · Score: 1, Funny

      All the important people live in the USA, so USA is the default

      Britons know that US exists. Americans don't know that there is something else but oil outside of US border. Lets not confuse them.

    11. Re:kepsev by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can have those things when your country gets together as a whole and apologizes to the USA for Yahoo Serious and Paul Hogan! I mean, we save your asses from the Japs in WWII, you give us one of the most iconic car movies of all time with "Mad Max" so we think you're friends and then for NO REASON WHATSOEVER you release that nightmare plague of unfunny upon us. What did we ever do to you? Hell it was bad enough when you gave us Olivia Newton-John, but we were willing to let that slide because she was cute, but Young Einstein? Or Crocodile Dundee II? That should have been declared an act of war!

      So you Aussies get together and say you're sorry, and go back to Imperial Units like God and the Queen intended, and then we'll talk. Its bad enough we have to deal with those pasty Brits getting infected by the metric system by cheese eating surrender monkeys,but at least they try to make up for that by giving us shows like AbFab and The Vicar of Dibly. But releasing Yahoo Serious and Paul Hogan from whatever hellhole you kept them in upon us poor unsuspecting Americans? That was....that was just wrong, and you KNOW it!

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    12. Re:kepsev by RoverDaddy · · Score: 1

      Sham wow!

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    13. Re:kepsev by deniable · · Score: 1

      'Mad Max' starring the American Mel Gibson? Why did the Americans dub him? Oh right, foreign film. We'll go back to the Imperial system when the Americans understand that a gallon is 4.5L.

    14. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "AOC Cotes de Provence' selling in my bottle shop in Sydney is made 500k's to the North of provence. Sure, it's made with the same grapes and in the style, but in different soil and different climate. Just like an Australian Port, really.

      When Europeans start obeying their own rules I'll start taking notice. But as I have no confidence as to the region that my euro wine comes from, I'll just stick with the best wine in the world*

      *Australian wine, that is unless you like Sauv Blanc, in which case New Zealand makes the best in the world.

    15. Re:kepsev by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Paul Hogan was pretty amusing when he had his own comedy show. Blame Hollywood for the movies.

    16. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Australian of French origin

      Blue ruin, they let anyone in.

    17. Re:kepsev by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      No; it's true. During the third world thousands of the surviving Texans and Arizonans (mostly those who had been in Mexico at the time) escaped south through Argentina. Most of those from Arizona were killed in reprisals for their treatment of their own Hispanic immigrants, but the Texans were just dumped on ships bound for Oz where they set up Ghettos north of Melbourne (just goes to show how forgiving South Americans are, given that the Texans had hardly done much for them).

      Then of course there was the great Meteor strike which wiped out many of the original inhabitants of western Australia and means that nowadays most Ozzie wine is actually produced by resettled Texans.

      Where have you been?

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    18. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, he named it alunuminuminuniminumunim, but that name never took hold.

    19. Re:kepsev by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Born in Peekskill, NY, he moved with his family to Sydney at the age of 12.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Gibson

    20. Re:kepsev by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      When I download software with English, I expect it to default to use words like 'centre', 'colour', 'armour', 'aluminium' et al.

      And I expect them to be spelled "center", "color", "armor", and "aluminum", as the software was probably made in the US in the first place.

    21. Re:kepsev by mybecq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What did we ever do to you?

      Created MTV.

    22. Re:kepsev by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are confusing it with "Cotes du Rhone"

    23. Re:kepsev by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      While I was down there, it took me a while to understand that kepsev (pronounced with nasal Texan accent) means Cabernet Sauvignon ...

      You may have been in Australia, but you were clearly being served by people from New Zealand or South Africa.

      There's only about 3 different Australian accents, and none of them make "Cab Sav" sound like that.

    24. Re:kepsev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite:

      The earliest citation given in the Oxford English Dictionary for any word used as a name for this element is alumium, which British chemist and inventor Humphry Davy employed in 1808 for the metal he was trying to isolate electrolytically from the mineral alumina. The citation is from the journal Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society of London: ...

      He (4 years later) referred to it as aluminum (for no good reason).

    25. Re:kepsev by pthisis · · Score: 1

      He used "alumium" prior to isolating it. He was pretty consistent in using "aluminum" to refer to the metal after he'd isolated it. See, e.g.:

      http://books.google.com/books?id=d6Y5AAAAcAAJ&pg=PA355&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false
      and subsequent pages.

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    26. Re:kepsev by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I remember watching some US cable news around midnight where there had an interview with the former King of Tonga. He was speaking in perfect Oxford/BBC Announcer English and someone had added in subtitles!

    27. Re:kepsev by trishk · · Score: 1

      Yes, we certainly owe the USofA for saving our asses during WWII. The British left us for dead. However, who the hell do the EU think they are or the UN for that matter and the NWO boys telling what we can and cannot do. I'm pretty much sick of the lot of them. We have the most gutless politicians on Earth. They jump to the tune of anyone overseas, particularly the UN and the NWO boys. About time we took our Country back and to hell with the grapes! I drink whisky anyway.

    28. Re:kepsev by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      You can have those things when your country gets together as a whole and apologizes to the USA for Yahoo Serious and Paul Hogan!

      Sorry... are you from the same USA that created Two and a Half Men and That 70s Show?

      If we're apologising for exporting unfunny trash culture then I look forward to the USA apologising for... well, everything since the invention of radio, really.

      PS I believe we've just struck a deal to send Paul Hogan back home to you, enjoy. You can rest assured he has been punished for his crimes.

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  5. So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by appleguru · · Score: 1

    As a college student currently study abroad in Australia (Where all kinds of alcohol *except* wine are ridiculously expensive!) this change doesn't mean much to me. I'm hardly a wine connoisseur though, and while labels like "port", "champagne" and "burgundy" make it easier to identify exactly what a specific kind of wine is, its really just brand recognition. Sounds like both parties stand to benefit financially from this deal, so have at it! ...While the rest of you argue about countries and branding I'll stick to making my own "homebrew" "champagne" from $10 boxed white wine and sprite!

    1. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by appleguru · · Score: 1

      (apparently I can't speak english very well either... must be trollyed! s/study/studying)

    2. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      No, it's not brand recognition, it's type recognition. Port and Champagne and Burgundy tell you what kind of taste to expect... will it have bubbles, will it be red, and how strong. This is an attempt to reclaim the use of words that stopped having a brand or regional meaning a very long time ago. Expect to see the same with Feta and Parmesan cheese, for example.

      It's not quite like Chrysler reclaiming the Jeep trademark because that was an actual brand (even if they were late to the party in reclaiming it), it's more like Ford trying to own the "ute" name worldwide, because it was used to describe utility vehicles in Aussie two generations ago and they'd like to make some money off it now.

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    3. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Champagne is only allowed to be called champagne if it comes from a very small and specific region in France. If it's not from there, it's just sparkling wine.

      France has a lot of protected labels like this: you may only call your product by a certain name if it is made in the right region, with the right ingredients, and the right processes.

    4. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

      Both Feta and the proper name of Parmesan enjoy "protected designation of origin" status within the EU already, as well as plenty of other foods such as Parma Ham.

    5. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original 'utility vehicle' are still 'utes' in Australia. Ford just released the first one after buying the 'design' off some South Aussie farmer who chopped togethor an old (Bedford?) truck and a flatbed tray, but they never called it a ute. That's 'strine (Australian slang-talk). It's just other vehicles have come along using the 'utility vehicle' nomenclature, namely SUV's, which have opened the term up and made it in to the public awareness.

    6. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1, Informative

      Both Feta and the proper name of Parmesan enjoy "protected designation of origin" status within the EU already, as well as plenty of other foods such as Parma Ham.

      Sure, but it's BS because they were in common use worldwide to describe the kind of product as opposed to the origin, well before the EU became the EU.

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    7. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This applies to all regions, not just French ones, which is why I can only buy cheddar from Cheddar and sandwiches from Sandwich. Oh, wait.

    8. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's absurd, considering the large portion of the population that things it's red wine with red meat and white wine with white meat, you'll have to forgive me for being somewhat skeptical. Given the degree of change year to year within the same vineyard, or even in the same year across the same vineyard, it's somewhat fanciful to suggest that you really get that much information out of it. I mean there's a reason why they do wine tastings, and it isn't about free wine and socializing.

    9. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this really does is enforce the stereotypes that most people have of French ( i.e. that they are condescending snobs about shit that doesn't mean shit )

    10. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Nursie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, not really. The whole "Champagne" battle between the EU and the US a few years ago just left everyone thinking it was the US that were the assholes. Champagne comes from champagne. End of story. Want to make a similar style somewhere else? Call it after your own region, make your own name instead of piggybacking on someone else's hard work.

      What it showed the world is that the US only cares about trademarks when it's to their benefit. Which is fine, but if its citizens could stop pretending to live in a free and fair nation, the rest of us will get off your backs.

    11. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's absurd, considering the large portion of the population that things it's red wine with red meat and white wine with white meat, you'll have to forgive me for being somewhat skeptical.

      Yeah. It's beer with food and vodka otherwise. Why would anyone want to gulp down rotten fruit juice?

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    12. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. I live in central Illinois. I will start calling my sparkling wine "Champaign" or perhaps "Champaign/Urbana".

    13. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that you could call Feta - Sheep Cheese and Parmesan - Hard Cheese and Feta is specifically from Greece whereas Parmesan is from a region in Italy. Did you ever have the original product and some copy named the same next to each other? There is no comparison in taste whatsoever!

    14. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by digitig · · Score: 1

      Sandwiches are named after a person, not the place (although the person was in turn named after the place).

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    15. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Eh no. Most feta sold before the EU started enforcing PDO regulations was nowhere near the product that feta should be. It was a Danish white cheese made from cow's milk, which is definitely not feta as it should be. As for the leavings scraped from the packaging machines that were sold as parmesan, that is an even more egregious piece of false advertising.

      Mart

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    16. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      With blackjack, and hookers? In fact, forget the sparkling wine!

      Ah, whatever, but don't pretend that the US effort to call US sparkling wine Champagne was anything other than an attempt to muscle in on a well established product line, usurp and most likely then pollute the brand.

    17. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Want to make a similar style somewhere else? Call it after your own region

      But practically, you'd need both a region designator and a style designator. For example, the word for both CHAMPAGNE® and its imitators is "sparkling wine". Now what are the recognized terms for the wine styles associated with each other region that claims PDO?

    18. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by rec9140 · · Score: 0

      > Champagne comes from champagne. End of story.

      Nope. Champagne is a process that just so happens to be some spot in frogland that it originated in. Champagne is a GENERIC TERM for some also called sparkling wine. Same applies to port, sangria, merlot, bordeaux, or any other style of wine. End of story.

      "US only cares about trademarks when it's to their benefit."

      Nope, again. I am opposed to ALL TRADEMARKS, Copyright, Intellectual Property, and Patents of any kind or form.They all should 100% be invalidated.

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    19. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The world only cares about trademarks when the trademark is not used in common language. To Google something means to search, to photoshop something means to .... er photoshop something, and for fucks sake I know damn well that when I order a bottle of Champagne I am getting a generic sparkeling wine, if I wanted a shiny expensive bottle of Dom Perignon, I'd order a bottle of Dom Perignon. If you like your trademarks so much then maybe you should have protected them before they become common language.

      By the way before you go on about your little rant Champagne does not come from Champagne. In fact wine from Champagne is not allowed to carry the name Champagne because of these stupid rules. Educate yourself before you go complaining about something you don't understand.

    20. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "By the way before you go on about your little rant Champagne does not come from Champagne. In fact wine from Champagne is not allowed to carry the name Champagne because of these stupid rules. Educate yourself before you go complaining about something you don't understand."

      Are you STILL on about a little village called Champagne that's restricted from using the name?

      Yes, miscarriages of justice do occur.

      But otherwise no, nobody outside the USA thinks Champagne is a generic word for sparkling wine.

    21. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      But otherwise no, nobody outside the USA thinks Champagne is a generic word for sparkling wine.

      Funny I'm not from USA, I'm from the country which this article is about, and yes we do ALL use Champagne as a generic term for sparkling wine, just as we use Port and Sherry as a generic term. Go into a bottle store here and say where's your Port, and they'll point you to a long shelf. Champagne is the same, in the nice stores you may even see a bottle of Dom Perignon.

      I wholeheartedly agree that the USA only really care about trademarks when it's to their benefit, but that doesn't change the fact that what is happening now with wine right here in Australia is simply fucking stupid. I will keenly look on in 50 years when Joe Average doesn't even have a clue what "real" Port or Champagne is anymore because the name has fallen from general use.

      This stupid saga could have ended with "Made in X" requirement to be added to the label. It would be a lot less confusing to the general public.

    22. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Champagne comes from champagne. End of story.

      So how do I label something which is a wine made in the style of the wine from Champagne?

      I.e., why is it not ok to tell consumers that the style of the wine is the same as the style which originated in that region?

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    23. Re:So long as I can still get goon for $10/5L... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I'm in Aus now and I haven't heard "Champagne" used about domestic sparkling wine. Port, yes, about Australian port-style fortified wines.

      "I will keenly look on in 50 years when Joe Average doesn't even have a clue what "real" Port or Champagne is anymore because the name has fallen from general use."

      Awesome, that's all the Europeans are asking - that you stop using their names. If that results in their names falling out of use then so be it. Me? I like to know what I'm getting, and having grape variety and location is good for that. IMHO.

  6. Symbols by Wowsers · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because reading the words "Produced in Australia" is too difficult for us Europeans?

    Why doesn't the EUSSR do something useful, like getting out of people's lives, instead of coming up with more and more ways to interfere?

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    1. Re:Symbols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a wine drinker, are you? I'll make it simple, you order european cola, you get cola, you order australian cola, you get fanta. Now you'll order cola, and get cola.

    2. Re:Symbols by Patch86 · · Score: 0

      The current system, where any wine producer can just stick any place name on their wine, doesn't make sense.

      It'd be like seeing something labeled "Scottish salmon", when in fact it was caught and processed in Norway.

      Considering there are other ways to label wine (grape variety, for example), I'm glad that common sense is being imposed. Not that I care very much really, but I'm certainly not against such an outbreak of common sense.

    3. Re:Symbols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I wanted quality cola produced in Australia, not that cheap rubbish from some place recently rebranded as europe.

    4. Re:Symbols by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      would you be happy if you ordered a scotch and instead got some $9/bottle shit whiskey like fleishmanns

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    5. Re:Symbols by gringer · · Score: 1

      you order european cola, you get cola, you order australian cola, you get fanta. Now you'll order cola, and get cola.

      I think it's probably closer to this:

      You order European Coke, you get Coke [Coca cola]
      You order American Coke, you get Pepsi [Pepsi cola]
      You order Canadian Coke, you get OpenCola [For all those FOSS zealots out there]

      Now you order Coke, you get Coca cola

      Fanta and Cola are a bit too different from each other that people who aren't particularly good with flavours would actually notice.

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    6. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 1

      Fanta was created for and by Nazi's... not kidding at all here ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta )

      You Europeans can keep Fanta, but Coke and Pepsi are both American.

    7. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The current system, where any wine producer can just stick any place name on their wine, doesn't make sense.

      It'd be like seeing something labeled "Scottish salmon", when in fact it was caught and processed in Norway.

      That's not the current system, If you labeled salmon caught in Norway as Scottish, then you would be breaking the law. Wine names have never meant that the wine came from a specific region, you have to label where your wine is coming from(which is a much more common-sense way to figure out where wine is coming from).

      I'm glad that common sense is being imposed. Not that I care very much really, but I'm certainly not against such an outbreak of common sense.

      Common-sense is imposing the meaning of words from a group of self-important countries half-way around the world on your citizens?

    8. Re:Symbols by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should actually have read that article you linked to. Fanta was invented neither for nor by the Nazis, but by the German part of the Coca Cola Company. The only influence the Nazis had was that they forbid importing Coca Cola, so the German company had to find something else to sell.

      BTW, from the article I gather that in America you don't actually get the real Fanta, but something which doesn't even contain orange juice.

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    9. Re:Symbols by pthisis · · Score: 1

      would you be happy if you ordered a scotch and instead got some $9/bottle shit whiskey like fleishmanns

      I'd be happier if I ordered Scotch and got Yamazaki (or even Connemara) than Famous Grouse or J&B.

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    10. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 1
      Ok, so I was simplifying things... but there are ties between the German CocaCola Company and the Nazi party (i.e. helping fund the Nazi Olympics, advertising in Nazi magazines, and almost certainly using forced labor during WWII). The German CocaCola company didn't do anything worse than a lot of other companies during WWII, but it's hands aren't clean.

      It would be more fair to say

      Fanta was created for Nazi Germany

    11. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 1

      BTW, from the article I gather that in America you don't actually get the real Fanta, but something which doesn't even contain orange juice.

      Yes, it is VERY different here than in Europe, which is possibly why it's not popular in the USA. The non-juice version is sold in some other countries, like Mexico, where it is very popular.

    12. Re:Symbols by pelrun · · Score: 1

      They're just pissed off that us Aussies are producing better wines than they are.

    13. Re:Symbols by raxx7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're somewhat wrong.

      In Europe, wine names such as "Tokaj", "Chianti", "Port", "Champagne" and many others have been trademarks bound, by law, to specific regions and types of grape and even production methods. Some of these parameters are so narrowly defined that winemakers from those regions sometimes opt to skip the protected trademark in order to have more freedom in their wine making.

      Some of these legal protection schemes go back to the 18th century: Chianti in 1717, Tokaj in 1730, Port in 1756.
      Champagne is much more recent, only being legally defined in 1927.

      That said, I really do understand that citizens from non-European countries, who are quite accustomed to use these words in a more generic sense, think it's wrong to suddenly take these words from the public domain and make them into protected trademarks.

    14. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 1
      Ya, It would have been clearer if I had said

      Wine names have never meant that the wine came from a specific region[outside of some European Countries].

      But since the article is about Australia, it was implied.

    15. Re:Symbols by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Fanta is actually a great example for the whole point. It tastes different even across EU so you can never be sure.

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    16. Re:Symbols by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      That's not the current system, If you labeled salmon caught in Norway as Scottish, then you would be breaking the law.

      Scottish salmon is from Scotland, Burgundy wine is from Burgundy. What is the fundamental difference?

      You could say "we all understand that "Burgundy wine" means wine that's like wine that's from Burgundy, whereas we all know that "Scottish salmon" has to be from Scotland". But how is that a sensible system?

      More to the point, Burgundy Chardonnay is different from other Chardonnay in only one respect- that it is grown in the soil of the Burgundy region of France. If you haven't grown the grapes in Burgundy, in what way is your wine a Burgundy?

    17. Re:Symbols by romiz · · Score: 1

      Champagne is much more recent, only being legally defined in 1927.

      That is only the latest round of regulation. Otherwise, why would a 1891 treaty mention it at all ?

    18. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 1

      Scottish salmon is from Scotland, Burgundy wine is from Burgundy. What is the fundamental difference?

      The fundamental difference is that you aren't trying to mislead consumers. Burgundy is a well-known type of wine; most people don't really care where the type of wine got it's name.

      Do we need to come up with new names for French Toast, English Breakfast tea, and Swedish Fish because names of places were misappropriated into common names? (I'd love to see the English stop the sale of tea it doesn't consider "English" to France)

    19. Re:Symbols by gabebear · · Score: 1

      ha... I guess everbody needs to start making laws so that everyone gets the same Fanta!

    20. Re:Symbols by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      That said, I really do understand that citizens from non-European countries, who are quite accustomed to use these words in a more generic sense, think it's wrong to suddenly take these words from the public domain and make them into protected trademarks.

      This is the whole problem. Using "champagne" here (Australia) has a dual meaning. If I say "French Champagne" then it means what the EU thinks it means. If I say "champagne" it means wine in the style of the wine from Champagne, but sourced from anywhere in the world.

      If I say "can I have some Parmesan" it means the hard cheese that tastes a certain way. I have no interest in its geographical origin, I just want to put it on my food.

      Personally I believe these regions should compete on the basis that they make the original and best champagne or parmesan, not by enforcing silly IP/branding rules.

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  7. More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is ridiculous. If I buy a Chablis or a Burgundy I want a particular type of wine. So what that these wines originated in certain regions in France? I don't give a damn where it was made. I would say most people who drink them don't know or care either. The end result is that if I buy a Chablis in Australia they will need to call it "dry white". This doesn't help consumers, but it does help some wine producers in France trying to get a monopoly. I'm told by a French friend who is a wine buff that the Aussie wines he can buy are superior to French wines (seriously), so this makes the whole thing sound like a ploy to recapture an ailing market.

    Banning moselle, port, and sherry? What idiot agreed to this? (BTW I thank OP for not capitalising the first letter of these very generic names.)

    I suggest Aussie wine makers label their bottles "Not moselle", "Not port", "Not sherry". Nice way to thumb their noses at certain diary product-eating pacifist primates and the bureaucrats who agreed to this.

    1. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm told by a French friend who is a wine buff that the Aussie wines he can buy are superior to French wines (seriously)

      I'm not a wine buff, but I've found that Australian, Chilean, South African and Californian wines are generally both better and cheaper than French wines. There are some really great French wines, but 99% of them are overrated.

      When it comes to European wine, I prefer Italian anyway.

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    2. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well, Port is the name of the city from where Port wine comes from. And the same goes for many of those names. Of course it is wrong to call a wine Port when it doesn't come from where it says! It's the same as if someone started labelling their products "proudly made in the US" when they weren't, as long it still "felt like a u.s. product" (which is basically your argument).

      The generic name for Port-like wines is "fortified wine" and not "Port". "Scotch whiskey" is whiskey that comes from Scotland, and not a generic name of a drink. Champagne is a "sparkling wine" that comes from Champagne. It's not that hard to understand.

    3. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Melkhior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I buy a Chablis or a Burgundy I want a particular type of wine. So what that these wines originated in certain regions in France?

      They didn't "originate". If it's a burgundy, then it hast to come from the region of Burgundy. It's that simple. Also, for the record: if you buy a Chablis, you also buy a Burgundy. Chablis is a sub-region of Burgundy.

      I don't give a damn where it was made. I would say most people who drink them don't know or care either.

      Some of us haven't ruined their taste buds with bad beers and ketchup sauce, so we do care. Where the wine was produced makes a lot of difference to the taste. If you can't tell the difference, please go back to drinking Budweiser.

      I'm told by a French friend who is a wine buff that the Aussie wines he can buy are superior to French wines (seriously), so this makes the whole thing sound like a ploy to recapture an ailing market.

      There is no such thing as "superior", either way. There is such as thing as "different". Then it's a matter of taste. Australia, California, Chile, Algeria all make very good wines. They just aren't Burgundy, or Champagne. Would you expect a "Scotch Whisky" to come from Polland? Obviously no. It doesn't preclude Japanese to make great Single Malt Whiskies. They just don't make Scotch Whiskies. Think of it as a trademark, shared by all the producers from one geographic region. You can't buy a Macintosh from Hewlett-Packard, can you? So why should you be able to buy a Burgundy from someone that isn't located in the region of Burgundy, and therefore doesn't share in the trademark?

    4. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by bheer · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Some of us haven't ruined their taste buds with bad beers and ketchup sauce, so we do care.

      But would you be able to prove that you can detect geographic differences in a double-blind taste test?

    5. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by bfandreas · · Score: 1, Troll
      Or Not Tokay.
      Except it is.

      I don't exactly understand what this law is supposed to protect.

      No, in fact I do know what this law is supposed to protect. You buy Tokay and you know that's from a very narrow strip of land(30 km wide) somewhere in Europe. Hungary, I'd venture. What is that supposed to tell you? Quality? Tradition? I still remember the wine scandals of the 80ies, 90ies and whatever you are supposed to call the 2000s. Tradition and location doesn't rule out fraud and criminal food poisoning, but it has a pretty colour.

      You see, a couple of colonials nicked a few plants and put them into Californian soil. They had the guts to improve the wine making process in a way even the French couldn't keep their eyes shut to. The Gallo brothers did more for wine than the whole of Europe did for a couple of centuries.

      The name should apply to the process, to the quality, the ingredients and not the people who spray DDT on anything that might ruin their profit margins.

      Pity California and Australia and South Africa(Shiraz!!!111eleven) have to struggle so much to put themselves on the map. I don't trust all those Chateaeux Le Snoot, Saint Emilion and generic French Le Label any more than your lawyer.

      Luckily I live at the banks of the Rhine and I have plenty to choose from when I buy locally.

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    6. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard that some of these Europeans are so arrogant that they named their towns after their grand crus. The nerve!

      We are similar. When I buy a Chablis I want a specific kind of wine: a wine made in the area around the village of Chablis, and produced according to the rules of the controlled denomination of that area. Granted, the denomination only guarantees the process, not the result, but that's all we have.

    7. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by lakeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you've missed the point. The purpose of the names like Bordeaux, Burgundy, Chianti, etc. is not to tell you that it is good, though it does usally tell you that it is at least ok. It is to tell you that it is in the style that the area is famous for. An Australian Pinot Noir might be stunning, but you can't meaningfully call it Burgundy because it isn't that style. It might be better than every wine made in Burgundy, but it still _isn't_ burgundy.

      If Australia's winemakers ever cooperate enough to develop a distinct style that's consistent along say the Barossa valley say then by all means call it Barossa wine instead of Shiraz. But until then, I think it's much clearer to talk about the quality of Australian wine and use a generic name like Chardonnay rather than the name of a region in France that probably does not stylistically match the Australian wine anyway.

      Even the Europeans do this. If you are making wine in Chianti and want to do something differently then you _cannot_ call your wine Chianti - because it isn't wine made in the style of that region. What it means is that when you pick up a bottle of Chianti, you know what you're buying (though not the quality). Australian Chardonnay could be anything, from a subtle unoaked variety to a monster.

    8. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by cuby · · Score: 1

      yeah right. So, imagine you are in Australia, you decide to produce, lets say... Port. From your point of view you obviously have the right to use the name Port even if its based in the name of a Portuguese city and is famous because 250 years of refinement made it that way... Your contribution to that? Earn money over generations of other peoples work and not giving anything back. Move to Portugal, Make Port over there.

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    9. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you. Wouldn't it be great if these wines were actually marketed such that you can make that distinction? That's what this is about.

    10. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      well, Port is the name of the city from where Port wine comes from.

      No it isn't.

      The generic name for Port-like wines is "fortified wine" and not "Port".

      Perhaps it is if you can't tell the difference between Wine, Sherry, Muscat ...

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    11. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Let there be no doubt as to where monopolies come from. Blaming businesses for bribing government officials is like blaming malware for infecting operating systems. In this case, you don't even need an OS. A wine producer is making his product with his own property, and using whatever names he damn well pleases isn't harming anyone.

    12. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by loufoque · · Score: 1

      I'm not a wine buff, but I've found that Australian, Chilean, South African and Californian wines are generally both better and cheaper than French wines.

      Australian, Chilean, South African and Californian wines are better value for money than French ones.
      No need to be a be a wine buff to realize that.

      It is because the French cannot compete in terms of value for money that they want to protect their appellations.
      What they can compete in is in terms of quality, and their Appellations d'Origine Contrôlée certify that the product matches what the name represents, providing quality control consumers have access to.

      Now, that doesn't mean all French wines are good; they need to have a good appellation to be. I'd expect a lot of crappy wine to be sold overseas, trying to be popular just by being from France.
      Note also that decent French wine is really expensive outside of France. I'd recommend other origins if you're looking for something under the $30 mark.

    13. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's largely because French Vineyards have been coasting for sometime on their previous reputation. In Germany for instance it wouldn't be considered acceptable to mix grapes from different portions of the vineyard because of subtle changes in the soil depending upon where precisely it is. Even here in the US, the wine industry has been getting extremely serious about it in recent years. And IIRC that's not just California either, other parts of the US as well. Then there's the other nations you mention, with the price going down and the increased competition the French produces have been forced to basically dump a lot of wine essentially down the drain as they sell it for conversion into alcohol for medical and lab use.

    14. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow, ketchup is a surprisingly complex taste. But I wouldn't expect you to know that. Besides, what about Champagne, Switzerland, under your theory it wasn't legitimate for them to call their sparkling wine champagne, even though they've been doing it for centuries prior to being told they had to stop recently. There must've been some confusion. But thank goodness that French said non, because now wine connoisseurs won't have to read the label closely, wait, this doesn't actually help that as different portions of that region aren't identical every year?

    15. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's a red herring. Brands involve more than just taste. Quality control, continuity, rules governing production, etc. are all part of the brand, even if you can't tell a difference by tasting just one bottle. A sneaker clone from China may be exactly like a Nike sneaker (and actually originate in the same factory as after-hours production). They still can't call them "Nike" shoes.

      Trademarks are important. Without trademark protection, building and maintaining a reputation would be much harder. If manufacturers have less incentive to build reputation, they have less incentive to make quality products. Trademarks, even though they are primarily a marketing instrument, also protect consumers, both short term and long term.

    16. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A wine producer is making his product with his own property, and using whatever names he damn well pleases isn't harming anyone.

      Are you serious? Should Samsung be allowed to call their phones Nokia just because they produce them on their own? Names that don't mislead consumers are important - both for consumers and for all self-respecting producers.

    17. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

      > Some of us haven't ruined their taste buds with bad beers ... If you can't tell the difference, please go back to drinking Budweiser.

      You mean the fake Budweiser sold in the US, or beer sold in eské Budjovice (German: Budweis) in the Czech Republic?

    18. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same with vodka. Vodka is a Slavic word, the first ever recorded use of the word was in 1405 in Poland. Historically, this alcoholic-proof standard derives from the Russian vodka quality standards established by Tsar Alexander III in 1894. Hence strictly speaking only alcoholic beverages made from grain or potatoes in Slavic countries and Lithuania should be allowed to use the name 'vodka'. Everyone else including Sweden and Finland should be able to make any alcoholic beverage of their choice but not be able to name it 'vodka'. Recent EU legislation, despite venomous response from southern Europe, has forced vodka producers who do not use grain or potatoes to list the ingredients but they are still permitted to market their beverage as vodka. If the French want to restrict the use of champagne, burgundy and other drinks then vodka too, should become more restrictive. This is a double standard of course.

    19. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, you are wrong. From the wikipedia article:

      The wine received its name, "Port", in the latter half of the 17th century from the seaport city of Porto at the mouth of the Douro River, where much of the product was brought to market or for export to other countries in Europe.

    20. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wow, ketchup is a surprisingly complex taste.

      In general? really?
      Is it the tomato concentrate, the corn syrup, the vinegar, or the other spices that make it complex to you?

    21. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where do "All-American Pizza" get made?

      Why can't I put "Made in China" on my own products?

      Why should you be able to say "this is a Chablis" even though it has nothing to do with the region?

    22. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The climate in 99.9% of France is crap for most kinds of winery. I would give Spain, but also Chile and Australia better averages. Italy is another overrated wine country. Unless you have to sell your house for the next bottle, you can be sure the stuff you are buying is totally not worth it. It is cooking fodder.

      They were the ones to invent high cuisine and winery and so they get to claim their stuff is the best, but frankly, excepting a few select products, you can drink and eat better about anywhere else.

    23. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by pthisis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well, Port is the name of the city from where Port wine comes from. And the same goes for many of those names. Of course it is wrong to call a wine Port when it doesn't come from where it says!

      This is wrong. There is no city named "Port". Strict EU-controlled port comes from all over the Douro region of Portugal.

      It's the same as if someone started labelling their products "proudly made in the US" when they weren't, as long it still "felt like a u.s. product" (which is basically your argument).

      Do you refuse to eat sandwiches unless they're made in Sandwich, cheddar cheese that's not from Cheddar, or Belgian waffles that aren't from Belgium? Do you get really confused when your Russian or Italian dressing is made in the USA, or your Roman candles and Venetian blinds are made in China?

      Are you outraged that most Brazil nuts come from Bolivia and confused about how a salon can offer a French manicure and a Brazilian wax when none of the employees are from France or Brazil?

      Port, champagne, parmesan, and many other words that originated as geographic monikers have long since become English words with stylistic (rather than geographic) meanings.

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    24. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Australia, California, Chile, Algeria all make very good wines. They just aren't Burgundy, or Champagne. Would you expect a "Scotch Whisky" to come from Polland? Obviously no. It doesn't preclude Japanese to make great Single Malt Whiskies.

      The problem with this argument is that more people associate Scotland with a geographic location than whisky, while more people associate Champagne with a type of wine than a geographic location. The very fact that you felt the need to qualify "Scotch" with "Whisky" is evidence for this; people don't order "Champagne Sparkly Wine", they order "Champagne".

      If the intention was make it clear what's in the bottle, you would simply mark both the style of wine and its location of origin in the bottle and be done with it. But of course, if you did that, people might compare "Champagne from Champagne" with "Champagne from California" and decide that the difference in tase (if any) is not worth the difference in cost.

      But then again, what do I care? Let elitist pricks pay a premium from drinking a brand name wine if they so wish. It makes them happy, and I suppose it's better than having EU use my money to subsidy Champagne (geographic location). I continue gulping down beer and ketchup sauce :).

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    25. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Historically, this alcoholic-proof standard derives from the Russian vodka quality standards established by Tsar Alexander III in 1894.

      Name your sources. From the same Wikipedia article: The name "vodka" is a diminutive form of the Slavic word voda (water), interpreted as little water. That means "Vodka" has no geographic significance.

    26. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by drsquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I don't get is if these new world wines are so great, why they don't have any pride in their own regions and have to name them after places in Europe.

    27. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It's way too late to regard them as trademarks, they aren't. I don't think it's a good idea to start making another kind of intellectual property, which is what this really is.

      To me, it looks like wineries in certain parts of Europe can't take competition so they use their scheme to nose out competitors from other regions. They can't stand on their own legs with their own brands and own reputation, so they have to make this sort of odd geo-brand with the force of government. It's really another form of protectionism. I also think it's a bad idea for governments to get involved in defining language for society, especially when it is a tool for the tactics in this post.

    28. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is to tell you that it is in the style that the area is famous for.

      Actually it is to tell you that the wine comes from the vineyards in that area. That distinction is the whole point of the argument. If the name described a style, then a Burgundy could be made anywhere, as long as you match the style. These names are like "Made in France". You may associate certain style or quality implications with a label like that, but essentially it just names the geographic region where the product was made.

    29. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      The generic name for Port-like wines is "fortified wine" and not "Port".

      That's untrue. Port is a fortified wine, but not the only one by far. Amontillado, vermouth, madeira... are fortified wines too.

    30. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you expect a "Scotch Whisky" to come from Polland? Obviously no. It doesn't preclude Japanese to make great Single Malt Whiskies. They just don't make Scotch Whiskies.

      Think of it as a trademark, shared by all the producers from one geographic region. You can't buy a Macintosh from Hewlett-Packard, can you? So why should you be able to buy a Burgundy from someone that isn't located in the region of Burgundy, and therefore doesn't share in the trademark?

      (Emphasis mine)

      But there's a system in place for establishing and protecting trademarks and the regional producers never used it. Generally, once you stop protecting a trademark, you lose it. Why are they able to fight this now so late in the game?

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    31. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because people know wine styles by those regional names. Of course as they are more successful at getting others to stop using those region names, the less valuable those region names are. When I first started drinking wine, I often ordered a "burgundy" wine because I liked the style, I did not care where it came from (generally I preferred that it not be from France because the French wines that were in my budget were terrible). I moved on to other wines since then and only recently started drinking Pinot Noir wines again. Until I looked some things up for this article, I did not realize that Pinot Noir is the same style of wine I used to call "burgundy". If I still drank "burgundy" wine there would be a cachet in drinking "burgundy" that was actually from Burgundy, but since I now drink Pinot Noir, who cares if it came from Burgundy.
      Now, there is some logic to applying the geographical appellation to ordinary wines, because the soil and the climate potentially have significant effect on the way that the wine comes out (this is certainly true of another geographic appellation, Vidalia onions). However, from everything I have seen I do not believe that where a fortified wine is made has much effect on the flavor of a fortified wine. It seems far more likely that the process has much more effect on the taste/experience of drinking a fortified wine than where that fortified wine is made.

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    32. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's a burgundy, then it hast to come from the region of Burgundy.

      What we have here is a dispute over language. Language is defined by use. If I asked people whether 'Burgundy' is a region or a style of wine, most are going to say that it's the latter. (A large fraction probably wouldn't even realise that it's originally derived from a region's name.)

      Therefore, you are wrong.

    33. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by julesh · · Score: 1

      If you can't tell the difference, please go back to drinking Budweiser.

      And preferably not the stuff that comes from Budweis.

      (What I find annoying: geographic indications are protected in wines, but nobody seems to bother when it comes to beers.)

    34. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, you're wrong. Named after != name derived from. It's not the same fucking word, you stupid wog. Can't you see the "o" on the end, you greasy anchovy chomper?

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    35. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us haven't ruined their taste buds with bad beers and ketchup sauce, so we do care. Where the wine was produced makes a lot of difference to the taste. If you can't tell the difference, please go back to drinking Budweiser.

      Right, but...

      There is no such thing as "superior", either way. There is such as thing as "different". Then it's a matter of taste

      Psst, your hypocrisy is showing!

    36. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wrong. There is no city named "Port". Strict EU-controlled port comes from all over the Douro region of Portugal.

      There is, however, a city named Porto. And it's the principal city of Douro. Are you going to tell me that that's a coincidence, that the name 'port' was selected for pure euphony by random chance?

      That the fact that Douro wines were solely exported via the city of Porto until the 1980's is a pure coincidence? That it's not telling that port wines are also called Porto and Oporto (an alternative spelling of the city's name?)

    37. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      If it's such a great system, why is it that you need the EU to enforce it? If buyers felt strongly enough about those distinctions, then the market would be the guide, and you wouldn't need to run to some bureaucrats in Brussels to regulate language.

    38. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Are you? As I understood it, this isn't about one brand labeling theirs as another brand, it's about a generic term for a particular type of grape/taste, and wines being labeled accordingly. Have any more absurd examples that are clearly not what I meant?

    39. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      "Sandwich" is named after a person and not a place. And most stuff labeled as "cheddar" in the US is shit. So both bad examples.

    40. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by raxx7 · · Score: 1

      It's a bit more complex than that.

      They have been protected by law in their respective countries for a long (long) time. But these denominations could never been made as registered trademarks. In order to register something as trademark, it must not be in common use. Being mostly names of regions, these denominations were already in common use when the registered trademarks laws were created.
      So, they had to be protected under a different legal scheme; which was never upheld in the rest of the world.

      Actually, a bunch of them were protected *before* any registered trademarks were created. The Tokaj protected region was established in 1717, Chianti in 1730 and Port in 1756. Meanwhile, UK's Trademark Registration Act was only passed in 1875.

    41. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Because the market will be flooded with cheap copies that are nowhere near the original product. This has happened, with the Danish dairy industry producing mock feta made from cow's milk.

      And no, you cannot expect the market to correct for this kind of behaviour. It's a studied economic principle that this will happen, to the detriment of the consumer. Look up "The Market for Lemons: Quality Uncertainty and the Market Mechanism" for the prize-winning study in this field.

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    42. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quite impressive... that's what I call a demagogic strike: blaming a country against the rest of the world, the conspiracy of bureaucracy against the "good citizen", using the opinion of a friend, using reverse logic (I am sure that some australian wine are better than french wine, but true for all?)

      this decision originates in consumers protection not the reverse, you're still free to buy what you want. the powe lies in your wallet. it's not because you do not care, that other should not care

       

    43. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that there is nothing generic about names like Burgundy, Moselle or Chablis. These are names of regions famous for their wines. You'd have to be completely ignorant about wine culture to avoid that little fact. A Moselle is a wine from vineyards along the Moselle river in France and Germany. Your perspective is skewed because you live in a far away country which has failed to protect these names from abuse by competitors until now. The European wineries have always fought for the protection of their names against free riders. Australian wineries should simply establish their own names instead of riding on hundreds of years of other wineries' reputation. Maybe one day wine regions in Australia can have names which are as recognizable as the famous European wine regions.

    44. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      No, "dry white" doesn't replace the term "Chablis". The phrase "dry white" is a categorical description that applies to Chablis as well as a number of other wines. The term that an Australian winemaker would most likely use to replace "Chablis" is "Chardonnay". Actually, as Australia follows New World naming conventions, I would distrust an Australian wine that labeled itself "Chablis" now. The "Chardonnay" term is certainly well-known internationally and is more in fitting with the naming conventions good Australian winemakers use. (The descriptive text should refer to the wine as "unoaked Chardonnay". You can include "in the style of Chablis" in the descriptive text. Bonus points if they cater to the people who know wine-labeling rules and put "100% Chardonnay" somewhere.)

    45. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      In general, there is a lot of very good wine from nearly any respectable wine-producing country in the world, now. You can get good deals and bad deals out of most of them. Import wines can have a fairly high markup, but name recognition is where all of the cost really comes from. Burgundy is expensive. Known Pacific Northwest Pinot Noir (equivalent to Burgundy) is also really expensive. A good Pinor Noir from a lesser-known region is dramatically cheaper. Even cheaper is if someone in a lesser-known region (even if that region is in France) makes wine from a different red grape that is not the well-known Pinot Noir.

      I think "value for your money" starts at about the $8-$15 / bottle price range, at which point a competent wine store should be able to point you to a perfectly good bottle of wine in the style of [insert famous name here]. Around $20-$25 / bottle, your dollars are starting to buy substantially less quality.

    46. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're splitting hairs. The city is properly written "Porto" or "Oporto" today. The name of the wine, "Port", is actually named after that city. The wine does in fact come from the region that includes that city, but the city exists and the wine is named after it.

      The practice of using the name of a well-known wine to describe your product has two problems. One, it's actually much more recent that you suggest. Two, it was almost exclusively done to confuse consumers and get a higher price for your wine by suggesting that your wine is similar to this other, well-known style. Except that this was primarily done by early New World purveyors of crap wine (e.g., certain makers of jug wine).

      In fact, the stigma caused by low-quality wine producers of a few decade ago using European place-names as false descriptors is bad enough that most good wine makers in all the New World countries do not label their wines in this fashion. This includes Australia, as a matter of fact. Good exported Australian wines all follow the grape-name convention and don't piggyback on European place-names. (One of the examples given, Tokay, is a weird exception. It's become common to refer to one of the grapes used for this wine as "Tokay", or variants. But then, there are a bunch of those old grapes that they're still trying to figure out the genetic history of.)

      One of the major problems of borrowing European descriptors is that, outside of Europe, they're uncontrolled descriptors. That is, they have no legally-enforced restrictions on their use. I know you and other people here like to claim that they're useful to consumers, but that's simply not true. For wine, all uncontrolled descriptors are absolutely worthless, because they are widely abused. If you're in the U.S. and a wine calls itself "Burgundy", all you really know is that it'll probably be red. (You can also guess, because of the aforementioned stigma, that it'll suck.) If you want to make helpful comparisons, you can do it in the descriptive text, in which it's perfectly acceptable to say that the wine is made "in the style of X". The wine "name" and other front-label data should almost entirely use legally-controlled terms, because they're actually reliable and thus useful to the consumer.

    47. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Between France and Australia? Absolutely. Provided the only variable I'm required to differentiate is between France and Australia. See, in the article you link to, they get zero information about the wine and have to guess all variables. Each variable provides a lot of variation, so getting anywhere near the mark when you're guessing multiple variables at once is challenging. If, on the other hand, you have a bunch of Pinot Noirs from France and Australia and you know they're all Pinot Noirs, it's substantially easier to differentiate between the regions.

      Although, if you mix quality too much, life starts to get difficult. I wouldn't claim to be able to do a very good job if you pick all low-quality wines from France and all high-quality wines from Australia, for example.

    48. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by donatzsky · · Score: 1

      If I still drank "burgundy" wine there would be a cachet in drinking "burgundy" that was actually from Burgundy, but since I now drink Pinot Noir, who cares if it came from Burgundy.

      Because it doesn't taste the same? Where it is made has a lot to say in how it tastes. Also, Burgundy can be made from other grapes than just Pinot Noir (which is a grape, not a style).
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgundy_(region)#Wine

      Now, there is some logic to applying the geographical appellation to ordinary wines, because the soil and the climate potentially have significant effect on the way that the wine comes out (this is certainly true of another geographic appellation, Vidalia onions).

      And it is certainly true of wine as well. Soil and weather both have a big influence on the final product.

    49. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The thing is, it doesn't matter if it is from Burgundy, what matters is if it tastes good. When wine from different areas were all called "burgundy", wine from Burgundy defined what it was supposed to taste like. Now that the wines that used to be called "burgundy" are called Pinot Noir wines from Burgundy no longer define what they should taste like. The thing is that the particular vineyard is more important to what something tastes like than where that particular vineyard is located (within certain broad parameters).

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    50. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by lakeland · · Score: 1

      Two reasons spring to mind - both advantaging the people doing it at the cost of the appellation's brand:

      1) People outside the area will write Sauterne or Eiswein on any sweet wine. Buyers go away with the wrong impression of what a Sauterne is.

      2) People within the area are trying to differentiate themselves from he dozens of neighboring vineyards. One way is to apply different winemaking techniques, so our wine tastes distinctly different. Ok for them, bade for the overall brand.

      In both cases it is possible the impostor using the brand is a really good wine. But it is no longer DOCG or whatever standard is appropriate. It's effectively trademark infringement.

    51. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by lakeland · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply twice but I just thought of a different example for you.

      New Zealand, early 90s... Sauvignon Blanc is the young rising star. Everyone is ripping up old Chardonnay to plant it and the fashionable set is all over it.

      The problem is that palates familiar with great big chardonnay were finding this wine a bit sharp and thin. Effectively, it was selling because it had become fashionable, not because the general population liked it yet.

      Wineries were faced with the problem of how do they sell something called Sauvignon Blanc that their customers will enjoy drinking. Well, one enterprising company solved it by simply lying. The details are hazy but as I recall they put about 25% umm semillion? in to soften it. Probably a good idea for palates at the time but not true to label.

      A wine judge was able to detect the addition and In the resulting scandal it was discovered that NZ wine laws do not have any assurance guarantees unlike the EU. So while there was a bit of a backlash for the damage they did to the NZ brand, they largely got away with it.

    52. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by MaxInBxl · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point here. This isn't about how good or bad a wine is, it's about protecting a regional product. Chablis should not have the monopoly on Chablis-type wine? Why not? I don't see why an ozzie producer would call his Chardonnay a Chablis anyway. I'm French (with Family from Burgundy) living in Australia and I believe that most typical ozzie wines have little in common with Burgundy wines. It's not a question of quality: as your friend pointed out, the Australians make some stunning wine, it's simply a question of climate and soil. As other posters have commented: I hope that this will encourage Australian wine-makers to create their own appellations.

    53. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      I don't have a real problem with tightening the rules, but I'm curious what they will call Port now. Italy has a problem that some of its best wines aren't DOCG, because they're cabs. So you end up with $200 table wines. This happened in the 70's, and people have gotten used to it, but they still haven't changed the rules.

      Some of the New World names are not obvious. Australia's version of Cotes-du-Rhone is called GSM. Most customers have to have their hands held when they learn that Meritage=Bordeaux. I suppose Port will be Fortified Wine, Sherry will be Solera style (Rum has this too), and Marsala will be Cooked Wine (as if Marsala didn't already have an image problem).

      But how to differentiate between Fino and Amontillado? With/Without Flor? Some Flor? It will be funny to watch.

    54. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >Also, Burgundy can be made from other grapes than just Pinot Noir

      Nope. They don't plant anything else.

      I looked at the Wiki article you cited. It lists 4 other grapes in Burgundy. 3 of them are white, and the fourth is Beaujolais.

      I will say that New World pinot noirs are made much differently than Burgundies. Oregon pinots tend to be "the less color the better" (and yet still have flavor).

    55. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      These are names of regions famous for their wines. You'd have to be completely ignorant about wine culture to avoid that little fact. [...] Your perspective is skewed because you live in a far away country which has failed to protect these names from abuse by competitors until now.

      No, you were correct about being completely ignorant about wine. Had no idea those were names of places. Not that there's any reason I would, having drunk maybe three alcoholic beverages in my life.

    56. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by stygianguest · · Score: 1

      I'm not a wine buff, but I've found that Australian, Chilean, South African and Californian wines are generally both better and cheaper than French wines.

      In France this doesn't hold. Well, that depends on the region, Bordeaux and Bourgogne are horribly overpriced here too. But don't blame the French, it's the same brand obsessed consumers that think that French wine is automatically better just as they prefer their nike shoes. In the end it's the markets that set the prices, not the snobs.

    57. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I don't live in rural France right next to an obscure, but quietly magnificent vineyard. I wish I did, though.

      Of course the big-brand stuff is expensive, but I'm sure you have an amazing selection of less well-known wines that either just aren't exported or are ridiculously priced if we do happen to get them. I don't blame the French at all, but I do blame the market for putting French wines on a pedestal as some sort of pantheon of wine.

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    58. Re:More EU stupidity. More AU cowtowing. by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      people might compare "Champagne from Champagne" with "Champagne from California" and decide that the difference in taste (if any) is not worth the difference in cost.

      I can already compare sparkling wine from Champagne with sparkling wine from California, as it happens I generally prefer Californian wine (both in terms of taste & cost) over the French but I don't pretend it's from France.

      American wine producers should just let the wine do the talking; they don't need to hang on to the coat tails of a small french village. Why not name your wines after the areas in California where they are made? As even professional wine tasters are grudgingly accepting new world wines to often be better than their old world counterparts, in 100 years time this debate could be reversed; but only if the Americans play their cards right.

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  8. Geeky wine lawyer raises a glass on Slashdot! by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what a 2L law student and wine law enthusiast is doing posting to Slashdot, but given the legendary inability of most Slashdotters to gain the attention of the fairer sex, I'd say Lindsey could be a hit!

    Move over NYCL, you've met your match. :-)

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  9. AOC by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Appelation Origin Controlled. It is a standard which emans that not only a specific recept was used, but the product come from a specific region. One can protest against such a label and standard but it is as they exists. When some people buy champagne they *expect* it to come from the region of champagne, and if it comes from california they feel themselves cheated. Personally I agree with you, I care only for the taste not the country it was made in, but some people do, expect AOC label to be respected. IMHO if the label simply said "champagne made in Australia" rather than "champagne" and in extremly small character "made in australia" the problem would not be there. But most of those "made in" are in character pica 5 or 4, that you have to hunt on the bottle. Think "fine print".

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  10. Aussie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aussie!

    1. Re:Aussie! by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      oi!

    2. Re:Aussie! by pelrun · · Score: 1

      Aussie!

      (slashcodeoriginalcommentdammit)

  11. Sticking to "fortified" wine by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    See this is why I stay with Mad Dog 20/20, never changed it's name, never will! (Considering a large portion of its customer base is illiterate and/or too drunk to read anyhow it wouldn't really matter but....)

    1. Re:Sticking to "fortified" wine by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      What's the word? Thunderbird! What's the action? Satisfaction! What's the price? Fifty cents twice!

      Back in my university days, a lot of eating clubs and other student organizations were holding "French wine & Cheese" parties. My club countered with a "Wines of the Bowery Night." It featured amoung Mad Dog 20/20, other such favorites as Thunderbird and Night Train. They tasted very god-awful, but after a few swigs, you were too toasted to really give a damn.

      I think everyone there remembered having a good time, but no one really remembered much.

      Now, what was that drink that the club served called, "The Vulcan Mind Probe" . . .

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    2. Re:Sticking to "fortified" wine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, no Cisco or Boone's Farm?

  12. Pf, Wine by GeniusDex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Decent people drink beer, not wine. And since all good beer comes from Belgium, there is no need for geolocation of names.

    P.S.: I know that good beer also comes from other countries, but accounting for that would require a different argument.

    1. Re:Pf, Wine by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Even within Belgium, there are different areas specialized in different kind of beers.

      I don't know about Belgium, but I know that there are 57 different wine appellations in the region around the French city of Bordeaux alone.

    2. Re:Pf, Wine by atomicstrawberry · · Score: 1

      The Trappist breweries would probably disagree with you.

  13. Marketing would be my guess by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The US, Australia, and others have gotten really good at making wines. Good likes winning top awards at international festivals good. This pisses off the French. Wine was supposed to be THEIR thing. When the Americans first started making wine they were supportive because they thought it was cute. "Oh you go and make your cheap wine, it is much worse than ours but it is ok for cheap stuff." Then American wine started beating theirs and they got huffy.

    That is somethign that has always perplexed me about alcohol is this bullshit protection of brands by area. For example did you know you can't buy a non-American bourbon? You can buy whiskey from all around the world, but bourbon is only American. This isn't because there is some magic secret to making it, but because it is a protected term for the US. So if you made it somewhere else, you'd have to find another name for it. Doesn't matter if it was 100% the same as American bourbon (which is more or less just a whiskey made with mostly corn and aged in fresh oak barrels) you'd have to find a new name.

    All this shit is really stupid if you asked me. Wines should be known by their common names. I don't care if that's where they came from first, that doesn't matter. Any one should be allowed to make any kind of spirit and call it that provided it meets the criteria. The country of origin shouldn't be a criteria, only the process of production.

    1. Re:Marketing would be my guess by andersh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, but you really don't understand this. This has nothing to do with the French despite the number of wines and products from France involved.

      Did you notice the mention of Port and Tokay? Those are Portuguese and Hungarian products. They're every bit as interested in protecting their unique products and names.

      However the central issue here is trade within the European Union. The external markets are really just secondary to the internal trade within the EU.

      The EU is working hard to create a level playing field between the different EU nations [and companies within the region]. To ordinary consumers and citizens this might seem strange sometimes, however I can assure you that the reasoning is very sane.

      You might not care about where they come from, but as producers and consumers we certainly do care. What you call "common names" is in reality not that, a Port has it's origins in Portugal, you might not understand this but I can assure you many Europeans do.

      In many ways it's both a matter of national and regional pride, and a matter of preserving culture and jobs. It's especially interesting in the context of globalization but also within the increasingly unified European Union. In the face of ever increasing competition centuries old names suddenly need to go from merely respected names to actual legal trademarks.

      This has nothing to do with the freedom to create similar products, but you may not abuse the names in the European market. If you wish to sell your [for example Australian] product in Europe you must respect our laws on the matter.

      And in case you don't know this these laws have had a much greater effect in Europe where the competition has already been forced to stop using these names. One example is the huge Danish dairy products corporation, Arla, that had to rename all kinds of cheeses that were suddenly reserved for Greek and Italian regions.

    2. Re:Marketing would be my guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you, but I'm afraid your words are lost in a lot who actually believes that "Port, Sherry, Champagne, etc" are "very general terms". In this remote outposts of civilisation they are so used to the sheer vulgarity of mere imitations that they actually think that they are "general terms", and see nothing wrong with naming whatever ghastly mix they swallow (or, to be fair, whatever divine mixture they have come up with, although from personal experience I have never found anything in this category) after the often centuries-old (IIRC the Douro region is the oldest, having been declared in the mid eighteen century) regional denominations.

      For everyone else it is, of course, a matter of protecting the consumer and making sure that one who orders a Sherry isn't presented with some home-brew shite that natives think is "pretty close". I wouldn't be surprised is those who feel so strongly about this are also of the opinion that ordering a dish of hare should include the possibility of it being made with cat. After all word is that it is "pretty close", and hare is "a generic term" to mean meat with a certain taste.

      This isn't to bash Australians or North Americans - especially not the former since, unlike the latter, they have corrected their position on the issue - but the whole idea that this denominations are "general names" is at the heart of the problem: they are not, and only in some countries has this sheer disregard for both consumers and the original products lasted for so long, generally because there is economic incentive in making the people believe that they are drinking Tokai, Port or Sherry, when in fact they are not.

  14. Truth in advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't call your wine a Burgundy if it doesn't come from Burgundy. Doing so would be exploiting someone elses reputation. If your wine is any good, build your own name and compete based on quality instead of mimicking someone else's brand. For example, "Moselle" is not generic. It's the name of a river in France and Germany. Calling a wine Moselle means it comes from that region. If you use a classification based on origin, use it truthfully.

  15. How about selling Debian = Linux ? by gDLL · · Score: 1

    Debian is based on Linux, so lets just rename the whole of Debian Linux and sell it under that name :) Embrace Extinguish.....

  16. One Acronym: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I2P

    Look it up.. It will solve your anonymity and encryption problems. It is even possible to connect two computers with firewalls blocking ALL incoming connections using I2P. And yes, you can manage tunnels for ALL TCP traffic through a nice web-interface.

    Think of I2P as an anonymous Tor, Hamachi, www, bittorrent, mail, IRC, ssh, socks, httpd-client.

    Hint: If you tunnel a privoxy server, you can tunnel anything through that httpd server using only 1 tunnel.. With 1 hop, it will work even though none of your machines have inbound connections..

    Point is, such a list could easily be hosted on an anonymous webpage (eepsite in I2P-terms), which anyone can access anonymously within the network. Neither the server or the client's IP address will be known to any adversary without enormous resources and serious work towards it.

  17. Perhaps not as much as you think by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Go look up some of the double blind taste test studies done. People aren't nearly as good at telling wines apart when they don't know before hand. Wine snobs (and wine vinters even more especially) like to claim some extremely subtle differences base on the smallest thing, but the scientific evidence isn't there to support it.

    Hell if you like, conduct your own experiment. It isn't that hard or expensive. Here's what you do:

    1) Buy the wines to be compared. You can either buy a number of wines, or just buy two. If you buy many, you run a test where people rank them from best to worst numerically. If you buy two, buy two that are as similar as possible, but supposedly different, like same grape, same price, different region. You then do an ABX test where people get three glasses labeled A, B and X and are asked which of A or B is the same as X.

    2) Assemble a panel of people. You can be on it. Get whoever you think has good taste in wine, it is all up to you. You'll need at least 10 but more is better.

    3) Get two people to run the experiment for you.

    4) Have person #1 fill glasses with wine, and label them with A, B, C, etc or A, B, X. They randomize what goes in which glass (for best results use a computer for randomization), and record the wine that was placed in each glass on a sheet of paper. You don't get to see it, nobody does. They write down the results only, nobody talks to them. They need to be in a room all by themselves, no peeking.

    5) Have person #2 come and serve the wine to the testers, one at a time. They don't talk to person #1, just come and get the wine. They write down the results from the people's tests. Either the numerical rank of each letter, or which of A or B matched X. They can't tell the results to anyone doing the tasting, or to person #1.

    6) When all people have finished testing, come and get the two papers. Match up the results to the wine on a spreadsheet.

    Doing this, provided it is done properly (as in nobody looks at the papers and the two testers don't communicate) you'll get valid results. There will be no chance knowledge of what was going on could bias the results.

    However, don't get mad if the result is "Nobody could tell the difference to a statistically significant amount."

    1. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make a difference to wine you have to educate your palate. drink a lot of water and have a wide variety of food without much sauce. If you start pounding on sauce, mustard, sugar and sodas, you'll never be able to tell the difference.

      I have been eating a wide range of food, lots of water and plenty of wines and I can tell the difference between two bottles of the same vineyard but of two different years.
      The only wines I cannot differentiated are the industrial all-alike wines that are usually as far as what wine is than a McD Burger is to real food.

      Thank you for the detailed explanation on how to set up an objective panel but then you should assemble only wine drinkers-lovers to get a good recommendation.

    2. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by atamido · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have been eating a wide range of food, lots of water and plenty of wines and I can tell the difference between two bottles of the same vineyard but of two different years.

      The point of the GP was that this type of statement is likely wrong. The only way to know for sure that you can tell the difference is through a double blind test as described above. Anything else is tainting the results and likely giving you a false impression.

    3. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people can taste the difference between cane sugar and corn syrup, but most companies say that's impossible. They also say sugar-free drinks taste exactly like the real thing. If you believe either of those, I've got some quality dehydrated water to sell you.

      Is there any difference between the same grapes grown in different areas: yes. Organic chemistry is largely random and only partially controllable (both growing the grapes, then fermentation are biotech and partially up to chance).

      Is one vinyard's wine perfectly consistent: no. Most don't crush every single grape all together, so some batches will have more bad grapes than others. They also don't ferment in a single uber-gigantic barrel (like beer), so there are differences in alcohol concentration and yeast byproducts (small differences with modern techniques, but it's still something).

      People disagree, that's something we might all agree on. Let snobs have expensive wine so they can taste superior. Let everyone else have superior amounts, so they can ignore the snobs. It'll all work itself out.

      I would like to add at this point, I'm really disappointed this article wasn't about Wine Is Not an Emulator.

    4. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by pelrun · · Score: 1

      Just like only a board of audiophiles can tell me that that $3000 block of wood can make my CDs sound more 'danceable'.

    5. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by the_womble · · Score: 1

      The average consumer certainly cannot tell the difference, and someone knowledgeable enough to care will know the difference between Aussie port and Portuguese.

      What this is, is an anti-consumer, anti-freemarket measure designed to stifle competition. If it is not marked "sherry" or "champagne" consumers cannot know that it tastes the same, so they will not buy it.

    6. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The only wines I cannot differentiated are the industrial all-alike wines that are usually as far as what wine is than a McD Burger is to real food.

      Industrial all-alike wines are wine. Just like a McD Burger is real food.

    7. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not but knowing what's in the bottle makes a huge difference in purchasing decisions. Before I buy I want to know 3 things:

      1. What grapes are in the wine. A 'Red Table Wine' doesn't mean squat to me. 50% Merlot 25% Cabarnet 15%Cab Franc 10% Zinfandel tells me a lot.

      2. What vineyard(s) they were they grown in. The more specific the better. A Syrah grape grown on a coastal vineyard in California is going to taste very different than one grown in the hotter central valley.

      3. What method(s) were used to produce the wine. Oak vs steel casks, time in barrel, etc.

      Without this information, it's a complete crapshoot as to what's really in the bottle. Australian wines are particularly bad in providing this, although they're hardly the only ones -- "What a lovely label on this Adlleberry Ass Slammer? I wonder if it's going to have a spicy, almost nutty finish?"

    8. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      You're generalizing far too much. People are bad at determining whether or not a wine is "good" or if it is expensive from a double-blind test. (That's not surprising. There's a lot of enjoyable, inexpensive wine, and people distinctly favor wines that they *like* rather than ones that are expensive and highly rated if they lack that information.) They're also not particularly good at coming up with the subtle differences and fancy words that you find in reviews. But then, most wine people will tell you that the fancy words in the write-ups are a joke. People detect tastes in wines and, if they practice, can compare those flavors and aromas to other things they've experience before. Nobody picks the same descriptive words unless you restrict people to very basic descriptors: acidic, floral, fruity, hot, tannic, vegetal, etc.

      However, the difference between one region and another with the same grape is very noticable. Maybe not between Napa and Sonoma or between one side of a hill in Napa and one side of a hill in Sonoma. But you can tell the difference in wines made in New York and California, for instance, or France and Australia. For that matter, you can objectively measure some of the differences -- depending on the region, the same grape will produce more sugar, less malic acid, more tannin, etc.

    9. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's certainly true, although not very common. I've done quite a bit of double-blind tasting. (Although, if you're comparing two vintages, nobody tells you what you're looking for, and you figure out what the difference actually is, that's pretty good.) For particularly strange years or for regions that have a lot of weather variability from year to year (France, but not California), it can be entirely possible to discern the difference between two vintages. It's often not even particularly difficult. It's just uncommon that people bother to compare two vintages side-by-side.

    10. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Simply untrue. U.S. wines have been following this convention for a long time now. While imported wine has been on the rise, the average consumer has happily bought Californian crap the whole time. (Thankfully, today's bad Californian wine is much better than that of 30 years ago.) In fact, two of the U.S.'s most popular wines are grape-labeled, not region-labeled.

      Anyone who's more discerning than the average consumer hopefully has the presence of mind to either read the signs in the store or go to a wine store and ask someone.

    11. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Australian wines are particularly bad in providing this, although they're hardly the only ones -- "What a lovely label on this Adlleberry Ass Slammer?

      These are known by the snobbish as "chick wines".

    12. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Californian wine has consistently beaten European wine in double blind European taste testing for 20 years now.

    13. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by hardburn · · Score: 3, Informative

      To be a Certified Sommelier, you must be able to tell not only vintage and country, but acidity and alcohol levels, all under blind conditions.

      Yes, a lot of "wine snobs" aren't as good as they say, but it is entirely possible for people to have taste buds trained to that level.

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    14. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      "Californian crap wine" is wine that is both Californian and also crap. It is not a statement that all Californian wine is crap.

    15. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Experienced wine tasters can't even tell the difference between red wine and white wine that's had red food colouring added to it.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11044090

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    16. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My oenologist friends will be very sad to learn that the blind tests they had to pass to get their diplomas didn't exist.

    17. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by Omestes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One big difference though... You can train your taste buds to be more sensitive, or learn to discern more subtle differences than the untrained lay person. Whole industries depend on such "tasters", wine being one. Most distilleries, large coffee companies, ice cream companies, etc... depend on trained tasters. I rather doubt it is all a bunch of woo when several billion dollar industries depend on the advice of these people.

      When I was in college I hung out with the hotel and restaurant management majors, and participated in their wine club. To pass their bar and bev requirement that had to do blind taste-tests, and be able to discern various vintages and regions by taste alone. And I managed to see them do this first hand in the club meeting, where I could barely tell various varieties apart.

      Its about training. Your musician friends often hear music vary different than you do, and may be able to discern more nuance than you, just by experience and training. This has nothing to do with audiophile woo, but just normal experience and training.

      Yes, often wine price points, and all the "we're wine insiders" stuff is idiotic and serves only to create an in group, or better marketting. At the same club, for the first year we told people all about what they were drinking, and then allowed them to rate the wine after the tasting. More expensive wines always won over cheap wines, foreign wines always won over domestic wines. The second no information was disclosed before tasting and rating. As a result the cheaper (9.99) wine tied with premium wines. My favorite was a 9.99 merlot tied with a $150 (wholesale) bottle of good vintage merlot. Generally the cheap stuff never beat the expensive stuff, but it often came very close.

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    18. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >Go look up some of the double blind taste test studies done. People aren't nearly as good at telling wines apart when they don't know before hand. Wine snobs (and wine vinters even more especially) like to claim some extremely subtle differences base on the smallest thing, but the scientific evidence isn't there to support it.

      Actually, what makes the wine industry fun is that some people have good taste and others don't. The salesmen in particular have good taste and they make a game of passing around crap and seeing who buys it. How do you think the prices are set, if there isn't some broader agreement about the quality involved?

      Here's a better experiment: Compare a $10 wine to a $30 one straight out of the bottle. Chances are, the $10 will be quite approachable, and the $30 one will be harsh. Now put the corks in, wait 3 days. Wait a week. Hell, wait 2 weeks.

      Now compare again. Chances are, the $10 will be dirty and rotten while the $30 will be peaking. Now here's the kicker - a wine expert can taste the $30 straight out of the bottle, harsh, and know from experience, "Tomorrow this will be a great wine."

      That MIT experiment from last year really poisoned the well. Most expensive wines taste like crap out of the bottle, and comparing them to cheap ones in the first hour, you would EXPECT the cheap wine to win a taste test. Everybody in the wine industry knows this. MIT undergrads? God, they screwed up again.

    19. Re:Perhaps not as much as you think by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      you'd expect MIT undergrads to subject alcohol to such abuse as sitting open for more than an hour? MIT undergrads have limits to what they'll try for science. They have more respect for drink than that.

  18. Australia - the rising world wine power! by ignavus · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of Australia being a major wine power.

    Suppose the US, China or Russia tried to attack us, being superior military powers.

    We simply get their military drunk, and we win.

    He who rules the vine, rules the world! Bwahahaha!

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    1. Re:Australia - the rising world wine power! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the problem, most of the Russian and US military is already drunk.

    2. Re:Australia - the rising world wine power! by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I suspect that after drinking vodka, the Russians could easily withstand wine.

    3. Re:Australia - the rising world wine power! by kramulous · · Score: 1

      Bzzzztt ... wrong!

      Everybody knows that you don't switch drinks mid stream. Gets messy.

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    4. Re:Australia - the rising world wine power! by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      And what would make the Russians switch?

  19. gREAT cASE by AncalagonTotof · · Score: 1

    [troll inside. Or not] I wonder ... Why are there so many upper case letters ? I thought only Germans put upper case letters at the beginning of all words. Not English ? So, why "Australia Adopts EU's Geographical Indicator System For Wine" ? And then, why only one in "amontillado, Auslese, burgundy, chablis, champagne, claret, marsala, moselle, port, and sherry". I think these words would deserve some, don't you think ? That's what I've been taught. May be I'm wrong, I'm French ... [end of troll inside. Or not]

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    1. Re:gREAT cASE by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      [troll inside. Or not] I wonder ... Why are there so many upper case letters ?

      Because it's usual in English to put uppercase letters at the beginning of words in titles (this is why this is also known as "title case").

      I thought only Germans put upper case letters at the beginning of all words.

      No. In German, substantives and names get uppercase initials (and of course the beginning of sentences). Writing every word with uppercase initials would be very wrong in German (even in titles). There are even things which are always uppercase in English, but lowercase in German (like the geographical adjectives).

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  20. Re: The Macedonian naming problem by PybusJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that's an idea. Let FYR Macedonia change name to North Macedonia, it's less of a mouthful and geographically accurate.

    Somehow, though, I have my doubts that the Greeks will take to it.

  21. Tech News? by lloydsmart · · Score: 1

    Er... what am I missing here, why the heck is this story even on Slashdot, which is primarily a technology news site?

    1. Re:Tech News? by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Er... what am I missing here, why the heck is this story even on Slashdot, which is primarily a technology news site?

      On its own, this article doesn't necessarily fit except to a minority of readers who might be wine geeks. However this article is related to an ongoing discussion on "Intellectual Property" [sic] concerning the increasingly problematic state of trademarks, patents and copyrights. As one article among many on this topic, it fits in just fine. Extending the discussion beyond the tech industry provides context.

      Or were you trolling? In which case may I direct you to this Rick Astley Video, or goat.cx?

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    2. Re:Tech News? by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >why the heck is this story even on Slashdot, which is primarily a technology news site?

      Because they decided to post something interesting.

      They also have "Google Wave To Live On As 'Wave In a Box'", which has 54 comments, and "Spammers Attack Apple's Ping Social Network", which has 74 comments.

      Also 3 articles about P2P and four more articles about on-line services. Because, you know, when I get on the web, what I really want to read about is the web.

  22. Wine or WINE? by adnonsense · · Score: 1

    Does this mean off-licences in Australia will be running a Windows emulation layer?

  23. Australia has good and bad wines by lmartinking · · Score: 1

    The fact is this country is producing lots and lots of wine at the moment, to the point of a "wine glut" as it's often referred to. You can buy wines made from excess grapes (clean skins) which are unlabelled and are sometimes great and sometimes not so great.

    There are good wines and bad wines made here, as well as in other countries. Spain makes some very nice reds (I quite like Casillero del Diablo). Some white wines in New Zealand taste like cats piss but sell by their brand reputation, but some are quite nice.

    The real reason this law is going ahead is that I suspect the EU will try and block or quota Australian wine imports, so they are forcing the arm of the government here. Fine, though the real reason for this naming scheme is that European wines are undercut by cost by many Australian wines by the same "name". Whether or not the Australian wines are better or worse is not the point.

    1. Re:Australia has good and bad wines by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      It's Chilean!

  24. Short memories by oleop · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So, English merchants-sailors invent port, madeira, sherry, made them first'class drinks and now their descendants bow to bunch of Brussels bureaucrats? Shame on Aussie's government. Just waiting for Russians to nuke everyone trying to put Vodka on their bottles (Poles, you are first in line!:) And for those who want to drink exactly what they read - it is much more sh*tty port, sherry, chablis, and, lately, cognac originated in "designated" places then in Australia. Those "protecting" are degenerated descendants of once great producers that trying to save money streams after loosing their skills. Moreover - it is already questionable whether they make the wines corresponding to their names. With temperature ever rising you cant get grapes not the same condition as it was 100/200/300 years ago when name got established. Who knows, in 20 years welsh or norvegian Cab/Merlo can be better for good claret that tiny grapes from the Garonne desert I like the idea on noport, nochablis, nof!@#gparmigiano. BTW - AUPorto would work even better:) Winemakers should care people buying their wine, not the name. No one would consider chianti to be a good wine only because it has that word on the bottle, Italians let the name to go down the drain with no other nation interference.

  25. Sometimes ridiculous results by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Some products clearly have a geographical origin, and it makes sense to ensure that people cannot "lie" to consumers. For example, "Swiss cheese" really ought to be made in Switzerland.

    On the other hand, the idea that there can be "only one" place sometimes leads to ridiculous results. There is a small town in Switzerland named "Champagne". That's been the town's name for hundreds of years, and they make an average-quality white wine. They are no longer allowed to label their white wine with the name of their town, because the name "Champagne" is reserved for the region in France that makes fizzy white wine.

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  26. Beer drinkers are worried about this... by jd2112 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Th next step is to re-label all Australian beer 'Fosters'

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    1. Re:Beer drinkers are worried about this... by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Th next step is to re-label all Australian beer 'Fosters'

      I can't tell if you're an Australian making a joke about ignorant foreigners, or an ignorant foreigner.

      Although Fosters the company has bought out many breweries in Australia, "Fosters" the beer is actually rarely sold or consumed here.

      To quote Wikipedia:

      Despite its heavy international presence, the so-called original Australian beer, Foster's Lager, has very low appeal and limited availability throughout Australia, and is made mostly for export, or made under licence in other countries, particularly the U.K.

      The reason for this would be that it tastes like cat piss.

      If any non-Australians want to try some decent Australian beer I suggest Coopers or James Squire.

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    2. Re:Beer drinkers are worried about this... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      It was a reference to their advertising tagline "Fosters: Australian for beer". I've never had Fosters but my understanding is that the rest of the Australian brewing industry should be suing for decimation.

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  27. This is mostly the case anyway by BlortHorc · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen an Australian made wine called champagne, chablis, burgundy or claret in many longs years.

  28. Fully agree here by udippel · · Score: 1

    ... though I am a GPL fan and against geolocation. ;)

    If the wine is marked according to the grape, like Merlot or Syrah, or so, fine. If it says something that has locally specific production procedures, or stems from a specific location, I am very much for disallowing fake labels. I think the so-called 'Budweiser' has been mentioned. Except of the name, it has nothing at all to do with the original. Therefore it is misleading, over, and the consumer ought not be mislead.
    Some wines have specifics, as well as cheese. Like Roquefort, which ripens under a specific situation, in a specific cave.
    Jerez - actually what made it into Sherry, because the British find it difficult to pronounce Spanish names - has some specifics in its taste that cannot easily been reproduced by inputting some nondescript white wine. Gewürztraminer is another one - though I don't like white wines - in my list. Drank some in Perth, Australia once, and found it unbearable. Just plugging whatever fantasy names there are on the bottle, and off you go? No, as someone who does like red wine, it is even worse for me. A Bordeaux is distinctly different from a Beaujolais Nouveau, and when I buy one, I have a desire to enjoy a distinct taste to which I was looking forward when I bought it. And I want to have this privilege in future as well, even more so. I don't mind at all those crazy and fantastic names for wines that are sold left and right where we live, the 'Night Train', 'Red River' and likewise stuff. But when I buy a St. Emilion, I want a St. Emilion. Anything else is cheating; and I am somewhat astonished that a number of comments in here do not feel likewise. It is not much different from computers: if I buy an intel, I want neither an AMD nor a Via; and if I buy a Via, I don't want an Intel i3.
    And don't come with all those silly 'double-blind tests'. Should I do likewise, and state: "If you can't distinguish the speeds of two computers, subjectively, (like with the wines), you are not entitled to obtain the type of CPU that you ordered"? When I buy an Intel Core i5 661, that's what I'm entitled to get. Irrespective of my ability to count the pins and measure the clock frequency. And when I buy a Champagne, I want explicitly a product that has been produced according to a very specific and distinct method; not some sparkling white wine with added carbon dioxide.

  29. Off-topic by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    This must be a clever joke. The story contains elements of things that would make up a typical Slashdot story: intellectual property rights, EU regulators, Australia, restraint of speech, and products with a fanatically devoted following that no one else gives a shit about.

    The punchline? The story is about a beverage produced by technologies that are several millennia old.

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    1. Re:Off-topic by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      Nice sentiment, but you wouldn't want to drink wine produced by any traditional technology. Foot stamping? It tastes like feet. Terroir? The filthy smell of an unshowered Frenchman. White wine? Can't be done without refrigeration, steel casks, AND proper alloys.

      Go back in time and throw around the phrase "partial malolactic." Winemaking has finally gotten high-tech, and the biggest difference in taste is how clean it is.

  30. Monty Python's Australian Table Wines by sbjornda · · Score: 1
    I recall the days when Australia's wines were best for making fun of.

    Here's an excellent rendition of Monty Python's sketch on Australian Table Wines (originally from "Monty Python's Previous Record"), done by RuudeBoyProductions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4GvN4wGUZI

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  31. It's no different than trade marks by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    You can't make cola and call it Coca Cola if you're not Coca Cola. That's even true if you happen to live in a town called Coca del Cola.
    You just pick another name instead of trying to trick the customer.

    1. Re:It's no different than trade marks by GWRedDragon · · Score: 1

      I think the real issue here is that these laws ignore genericide. For instance, if most people believe that 'sparking wine' and 'champagne' are the same thing, why should 'champagne' be protected? Such protection is not for the benefit of the customer (as in trademark law) and instead is for the benefit of the producer.

    2. Re:It's no different than trade marks by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      not for the benefit of the customer (as in trademark law) and instead is for the benefit of the producer

      Trademark law, for the benefit of the customer???

    3. Re:It's no different than trade marks by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Yes, so that if I buy something labeled Coca-Cola, I know what the fuck I'm getting.

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  32. It's not a matter of taste by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Where the wine was produced makes a lot of difference to the taste

    Well that might or might not be true, but that's not quite the purpose of AOC. They're very much like Trade Marks, which don't guarantee that Coca Cola(TM) will taste good but that it's really made by Coca Cola, inc. Here we're not talking about one company owning one trade mark, it's more of a collective ownership and responsibility, between the producers and people living in the area. You can't buy that "trade mark", except in as much that you can buy a property there. Just like a trade mark, if bad Champagne is sold it impacts all of them and risks ruinig their investment, so they an incentive to get their shit together.

    Calling "Champagne" something that's not from there is similar to trademark infringement, trying to cash in on someone else's popularity, while endagering their reputation for your benefit.

  33. Why are trademarks enforced by law? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    nt

  34. Wine bottled in a port city by tepples · · Score: 1

    Port is the literal translation of the name of the city where the wine is bottled, Porto (it actually means that, as in a ship's port).

    Then why can't any wine bottled in a city noted for its seaport, such as Oakland, be labeled as "port wine"?

    1. Re:Wine bottled in a port city by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 1

      Well, Port is the actual name of the city, county and district. Oakland is Oakland, not Port. But even among other cities called Port, which I'm sure there must be several all over the world, any wine bottled there won't be nearly as famous or culturally significant as real port. You seem to have read my prior exchange of posts with the troll; You can see from the link I posted that Port is a wine not only drunk all over the world but with centuries of tradition. The entire region of Porto and the Douro valley is heavily based around the wine industry. If it fails, many people will lose their jobs and the standards of living (already low for many) will sharply decrease.

  35. Then what's the generic term for fake Port? by tepples · · Score: 1

    If the name of the wine is usurped freely, uninformed consumers merely looking for "port wine" will buy the fake, more widely marketed stuff

    That sounds a lot like the rationale behind trademarks, and in fact, the Idaho Potato Commission has used U.S. trademark law to protect the "GROWN IN IDAHO" designation of origin for potatoes. But these still have generic names: "Russet Burbank potato" for french-fry cultivars and "Maris Piper potato" for cultivars used for crisps. Imitators of the drug TYLENOL® describe their products as "APAP", "acetaminophen", or "paracetamol" pain relievers, all generic names for their active ingredient. Miller Lite is a "golden beer" or "light pale lager beer" and not a PILSNER®, and imitation Champagne is a "twice fermented sparkling wine". So come up with a generic term that encompasses both PORT® wine and its imitators, and I'll deal.

    1. Re:Then what's the generic term for fake Port? by pthisis · · Score: 1

      So come up with a generic term that encompasses both PORT® wine and its imitators, and I'll deal.

      That's not how it should work. Just like with trademarks, when a term is already generic (as is the case with champagne and port) then it should be up to the people who want a reserved term to come up with a new one. You can't just go around appropriating commonly used English words.

      Miller Lite is a "golden beer" or "light pale lager beer" and not a PILSNER

      Miller Lite actually says "True Pilsner Beer" right in the logo, which is fine since "pilsner" is a type of beer in English without regard to the city in Czech.

      "Grown in Idaho" is different; it's a sentence with an English meaning that would be a lie if applied to something not grown in Idaho. Similarly, Napa valley champagnes shouldn't be allowed to advertise that they are "From Champagne", just as Vermont cheddar cheese shouldn't be allowed to advertise that it's from Cheddar and Oscar Meyer can't advertise that its wieners are from Wien.

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  36. Chablis compatible by tepples · · Score: 1

    please go back to drinking Budweiser.

    Anheuser-Busch or Czechvar, as others have pointed out?

    You can't buy a Macintosh from Hewlett-Packard, can you?

    Yet the PCs made by Hewlett-Packard were once referred to as "IBM compatible" until Lenovo bought IBM's PC division half a decade ago. So are we supposed to refer to imitations of CHABLIS® wine as "Chablis compatible"?

  37. Claret? Clarry? by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

    What's the beef with claret? Mentioned in Chaucer 1374 C.E. (as 'clarre'): a mixture of wine, clarified honey, and medicinal spices, Never, ever, been a regional name. OED has from 1300 the contrast between 'wine clarre and wine Greek' (would the latter be retsina?) Brussels, where the Nuts come from.

  38. Napa Valley, China by meehawl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What it showed the world is that the US only cares about trademarks when it's to their benefit.

    This is true. I recall a few years ago when the EU's appellation rules were being enforced. There was an interview with a douchbag former VC wine Napa Valley "investor" who was "incensed" that the EU was restraining his trade by limiting what he could call his wine during export. Everything was going swimmingly until the EU winemaker, who had as usual been dumped on by the US interviewer and the douchbag for being some kind of crypto-socialist, produced a bottled wine variety with the appellation of "NAPA VALLEY" in huge letters, and in tiny letters "China", telling them he had bought it at a trade show a few weeks ago. Needless to say, the Napa Valley douchbag didn't think this was fair *at all*, and wanted a stop to this sort of thing.

    Pot, meet kettle.

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  39. Sour grapes by ian_from_brisbane · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a case of sour grapes on the EU's part.

  40. Makes sense by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    Makes sense to me, for most things anyway. I've tried most of the Australian 'ports' that are sold where I live (Canada); not a single one of 'em tastes as good as, or even very much like, a proper Portuguese vintage or tawny port. They're just not the same thing at all. Ditto with the similar stuff produced in other countries (including Canada), actually, but those can't be called port as those countries have the relevant agreements with the EU too...

  41. Auslese? by julesh · · Score: 1

    The others I can understand, but: Auslese? This is a production technique, not a location.

  42. Reasonable EU-AU Trade Agreement by andersh · · Score: 1

    Whoever labeled you "insightful"?

    You missed the whole point and just ranted about your so called superior wines and anti-French sentiments. Your whole post is a troll!

    You do realize this has no impact on the wines sold in Australia or outside Europe? This is in regards to wines from Australia that are to be sold in the European Union!

    The EU decides what names they may carry there, that's reasonable, and it applies to all producing countries including France.

    Protected names are reserved for specific regions of each country of origin.

    This does help consumers by assuring them that cheap knock offs may not abuse centuries old names and traditions. The products are what they say they are. They come from the advertised region or country.

    French producers in general don't like this any more than Italians or Bulgarians. French Champagne is only produced in a small patch of land, the producers in the surrounding area are not eligible to call their products "Champagne".

    It applies similarly to products of all kinds in each and every European Union country. From Hungarian Tokai to German sausages. This has nothing to do with France you dimwitted fool!

    What monopoly does France have on other countries' products!!! Your whole reasoning is pointless and stupid.

    Australian wine makers may label their bottles "Not wine" all they like in Australia, but they may not sell it under registered and reserved names in Europe. End of story.