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Harvard Warns About Giant Robber

Posted by samzenpus on from the easiest-lineup-ever dept.

Harvard University officials need to proofread better or get a bigger jail. According to an advisory authorities are seeking information leading to the arrest of a robber described as a "Hispanic man in his 20s, 55 feet 9 inches tall with a thin build, facial hair, and dark clothing, including a black baseball hat." At least he should be easy to find since we know what color hat he's wearing.

7 comments

  1. Typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If typos on Slashdot were article-worthy, it would be a great example of recursion.

  2. This is the problem with illegal immigration by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 1

    We need to build a giant fence to keep all the 55' 9" people from entering the country and robbing people at Harvard

    1. Re:This is the problem with illegal immigration by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 1

      They took my jurb!

    2. Re:This is the problem with illegal immigration by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 1

      They took your job too. Maybe if we built a big enough fence, it could be a tourist attraction in 2000 years

    3. Re:This is the problem with illegal immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      deh tuk urr jubs!

  3. Metrics plz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How tall is that in Libraries of Congress units?

  4. Typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now obvious typos make it onto Slashdot? This from the freaking editors who can't be arsed to proof a single submission? Kettle, pot, black.