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Women Hide Stolen Goods In Their Body Fat

Posted by samzenpus on from the how'd-that-get-there? dept.

Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas's ingenuity is matched only by their BMI. The pair are accused of stealing $2,600 worth of clothing and shoes from T.J.Maxx and hiding the goods between fat rolls. My favorite part of the article: "Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast..."

7 comments

  1. Three boots? by fangmcgee · · Score: 1

    That is *some* breast.

  2. One word ... by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    HOT!!!

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  3. The rest of the story by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    The were arrested by store detectives, who informed them, "Uh... go ahead and keep the merchandise!"

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  4. I like big girls... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    but I can't help but think if these two ate a little less maybe they could afford to buy the goods they were caught steeling.

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  5. A new front in the war on obesity by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I say we classify body fat as a robbery tool like guns and lockpicks, and make fat chicks subject to arrest at any time!

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  6. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *cough* That's a huge bitch!

  7. Alternative careers ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    I can't see the video (firewalls at work. Is it a video?), but having seen some "fat pr0n" on Russell Whatisname's "Good News" show last night in blubbery slow motion, these girls (?) have a vista of more profitable and legal (if distasteful) work ahead of them.

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