Panda Dung Statue Sold for $45,000
After being on display in a museum in China, the world's crappiest statue has been sold for $45,000. A former Swiss ambassador bought the panda dung replica of the Venus de Milo for his art collection. From the article: "Children from the southwestern province of Sichuan, the home of China's beloved giant panda, made the unusual statue with the help of famous sculptor Zhu Cheng, popular web portal sina.com reported."
You're shittin' me! This really stinks! What a piece of crap!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
I should probably make some kind of joke here, but words fail me.
Just be sure to wear the gold uniform when you beam down -- you know what happens when you wear the red one.
Panda dung is the noun phrase modifying the noun statue
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