Slow Candy Sales Mean Trip To Hawaii Is Rerouted To Fargo
The candy company that makes Hot Tamales promised its sales team a trip to Hawaii if it met its annual goals, and a trip to the tundra if it failed. The team didn't meet the goal so the company sent them to Fargo. From the article: "Outside, the temperature was 7 degrees. The ground had 2 feet of snow. Not exactly Hawaii: Honolulu was sunny, and a comfortable 82 degrees. 'Fargo is not what you would think is one of the greatest locales in the United States and technically we didn't make our year,' said Dave Bayha, a Just Born manager. 'It was somewhat of a punishment.'" Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for them, then.
Oh noes, -13.9 degrees Celsius, poor little Americans! You must be freezing! Meanwhile, in Canada, we routinely go shopping even when it's -20 C or even -25 C. A temperature of -14 C would be a break from the real winter weather.
On the other hand, 61 centimeters of snow is a shitload of snow, even by northern Canadian standards.
There is no arctic tundra in North Dakota. Insensitive AP story writer.
For the ultimate in dickishness, did management announce that some of the staff would have to be laid off due to the costs of the trip? That'd be typical.