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American Redneck Society Formed

Unaware that the National Tractor Pull Association exists and that the Waffle House already has a Facebook page, Rob Clayton has founded the American Redneck Society. “I really felt that American Rednecks are an under-served, but large population that could benefit from a formal membership organization structure,” says Clayton. The $20 membership fee gets you retail discounts across the country, and part of the fee goes toward an educational fund for “rural youth.”

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  1. Self-terminating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't "educating rural youth" effectively reduce future redneck numbers?

    1. Re:Self-terminating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have a College degree and still have a 3 pound buckle belt and 4 or 5 cars on cinder-blocks in your front yard.

    2. Re:Self-terminating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in order for that to happen, it has to be a degree in English.

    3. Re:Self-terminating by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The money goes towards courses in Reaganomics, history using Conservapedia as a textbook, and science that "teaches the controversy."

      There's also an OLPC-like program that gives each child a Windows laptop pre-loaded with America's Army and an online subscription to streaming episodes of Glenn Beck, 24, the Speed channel, and pro wrestling games.

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    4. Re:Self-terminating by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Living in San Francisco, a lot of people get the idea of a redneck as "everything I don't like." Uneducated, stupid, votes Republican, etc.

      But rednecks themselves don't see it like they. They are people who like country living, laugh at city-slickers who are afraid of dirt and think chicken comes from a store. City folk are wimps who can't handle reality. Here's a good example of the attitude. Eh, here's another good one. You don't find that kind of girl just anywhere. It has nothing to do with education, and everything to do with style.

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    5. Re:Self-terminating by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The links got cut out of that

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    6. Re:Self-terminating by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Slashdot doesn't like links today, I guess: xttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs and xttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTqra4YSsaM

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    7. Re:Self-terminating by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the links, dude, my Torrent machine will be busy today ;)

    8. Re:Self-terminating by Dan93 · · Score: 1

      True enough. Jeff Foxworthy himself worked for IBM doing mainframe maintenance.

  2. education? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    I thought they were all home schooled?

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    1. Re:education? by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      It goes to buying bibles and farmer's almanacs, of course.

    2. Re:education? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Home schoolers still go to college. Every home schooler I have ever met has been very intelligent.

      Now, social skills on the other hand...

      The education fund is a good idea. I'm from a rural area and I recently went to law school. Nearly every scholarship is for a student "from Big City X" or "from Big City Y." Hey, I went to a crappy rural high school. Don't I get any help?

  3. Underserved?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you mean "underserved?" Are you kidding me?

    From 2001-2009 we had a US Presidential administration that catered almost exclusively to this population. The "American Redneck" was empowered and emboldened in ways never before seen in US history.

    The reason they hate Obama so much is that they get pretty comfy being treated for years as the most important group in the country.

  4. Education? by BraksDad · · Score: 1

    Won't that educate them out oftheir own heritage? Who will pay the way for future red neck children?

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  5. I walk among the Rednecks by flyneye · · Score: 1

    I'm mildly amused.
    First, because Mr. Clayton stepped up and named an organization Redneck "anything".
    Next I am amused at the cartoon t.v.land stereotypes you guys attach to them. I guess it proves you like watching "Larry, the cable guy".
    Hopefully you "Geeks" take your Mathematics and Science educations more seriously than your "less than public educational quality" information on actual rednecks.
    In cities their analogues would be the blue collar guys. Some may have post high school education, but it tends to be degrees in agriculture, animal husbandry or business. The bulk of them favor community colleges and trade schools for things like Diesel mechanics, Welding, Autobody etc. These people still manage to fill their towns with Doctors, lawyers, grocers, bankers and other necessary entities from their own numbers. They are the ones trucking the crap to the store so you can buy it. They are the ones working graveyard shift on an oil well on a 15 degree January morning so you can drive your car.(And you thought your gas came from Saudi?) The same well could very easily end up producing the natural gas to heat your house. They are the ones growing your food and raising the meat you eat. Much much more.
            Many do not pursue secondary education, some even drop out of high school, but then this is comparable to urban areas as well. The common comical mistake I've seen is "tourists" coming through the midwest with the attitude that because they are "rednecks" and the general discourse of spoken language is slower, with local dialects (southern drawls, Texas twang, hill billy, etc.), that they are perhaps simple or stupid and should be talked to slowly and like children. Well, guess who looks like a stereotype by this point.
              There are poor rednecks who end up in a trailer as hired help on a farm, there are rich rednecks with a fleet of very expensive Semi-truck/trailers who end up as president of the local bank and live in luxurious digs.
            They are just hardworking people like you find anywhere that social welfare programs are frowned on as a way of life.(yes, some even end up on welfare, just not with the unearthly numbers as city dwellers) They work hard, play hard( rodeos and monster trucks, sports) fix their own vehicles mostly( cinder blocks are a lot safer than jackstands) and know how to live poor well. Theirs is a quality of life that comes from the areas they live in. Generally in a small town, pop. 150 - 8000 with lots of farmland around. Lifes demands of this lifestyle are different than an urban dweller so it is natural that the societies springing from this would have different customs.
                As usual, your enemy and mine, "The Media" is partially to blame for the disinformation you pass for knowledge. The rest of the blame is entirely yours for being dumb asses and accepting information that makes you look like tourists in your own country.

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    1. Re:I walk among the Rednecks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are just hardworking people like you find anywhere that social welfare programs are frowned on as a way of life.(yes, some even end up on welfare, just not with the unearthly numbers as city dwellers)

      I think you need to work on your own information a bit - *most* of the recipients of "social welfare progams" are poor rural whites, the ongoing "OMG it's niggers and beaners in Cadillacs" campaign by the right wing notwithstanding. Add in the fact that most rural residents are BY DEFINITION "wards of the state" (the 20 people in trailers sure aren't paying a million bucks a mile to keep the road to the holler operational) and it's not really a surprise why the "liberal elites" might find it odd to see people on Medicare scooters whining about "socialism".