Trash Saves Man From Suicide Jump
abhatt writes "Uncollected trash and heaps of snow in New York after last week's blizzard-although irritating to many residents-may have saved a man's life. The man attempted suicide Sunday by jumping from the ninth floor of a building in midtown Manhattan, but the garbage broke his fall, according to New York police."
I bet he sues the city because their negligence foiled his suicide attempt.
Either that, or this is the USA and they execute him for trying to take his own life. That'll teach him.
Lands in world of crap