Pilot Charged With Drunken Flying After Landing On Road
38-year-old John Roy Petre ran into a bit of trouble when he landed his kit-built 1960 Baby Ace plane on a road and taxied the vehicle up to a nearby house. He was arrested on suspicion of flying while intoxicated.
Unless they carry mandatory breathalyzers.
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