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Woman Dead In Her Cubicle a Day Before Being Noticed
You don't have to be best friends with your co-workers but you should probably notice when one of them dies. Authorities say 51-year-old Rebecca Wells died in her cubicle sometime on Friday at the L.A. County Department of Internal Services, but nobody noticed until Saturday afternoon.
Reportedly, she was heard muttering, "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."