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Military Releases Training Materials on Gay Kissing

The pentagon expects members of the military to deal with seeing blood, guts, and traumatic amputations but feels the horrors of a same-sex kiss might be too much for even the grittiest Marine. A new batch of training materials is being sent out to help commanders figure out how to tell those under them how to react should they see such a display of affection. From the article: "Four branches of the military have begun sending training material to 2.2 million active and reserve troops as a prelude to opening the ranks to gays, with instructions on, for example, what to do if an officer sees two male Marines kissing in a shopping mall."

4 comments

  1. About freaking time. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    If I were to ever be fighting for my country, I would prefer that they guy protecting my ass. Think it is a nice one.

    For the record. Bi Male, so fuck you all.

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    If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
  2. NO homo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you fuck yourself

    1. Re:NO homo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll certainly try to.

  3. Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Military protocol:
    2 males kissing - vomit.
    2 females kissing - get boner.

    Dismissed.