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Students Build Life-Sized Trojan Horse For Class Project

A good old-fashioned Iliad diorama just wasn't big enough for a group of Chicago area students. They decided to build a life-sized Trojan Horse for their class project instead. From the article: "As Newsradio 780s Mike Krauser reports, their teacher couldn’t believe it. 'It was a surprise and it was a big surprise,' said teacher Bob Pomykala. The students wouldn’t tell Pomykala what they were up to. 'They said they had a great idea, but they wouldn’t tell me what it was,' he said. What they did was build a giant Trojan Horse, which, according to Greek mythology was used to sneak soldiers into the city of Troy for a triumphant battle. They built it in senior Sergio Aguilar’s yard, and then moved it right in front of Marengo Community High School.

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  1. edit by ae1294 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They used it to sneak drugs into the school...

    1. Re:edit by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      Sex and drugs... a student was caught swinging their legs from between the hind quarters as the cheerleading squad walked by.

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    2. Re:edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used it to sneak drugs into the school...

      Ahem... then that would be a mule, not a horse.

    3. Re:edit by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Dude, nobody needs that to sneak drugs into high schools. That's what pockets, backpacks, and art teachers are for.

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    4. Re:edit by rainmouse · · Score: 2

      Sex and drugs... a student was caught swinging their legs from between the hind quarters as the cheerleading squad walked by.

      Speaking about Sex. I always thought Trojan was a terrible name for a brand of condoms.
      Considering the Trojan horse was pushed through the city gates whereupon it broke open and these little guys came pouring out of it and caused all kinds of trouble.

  2. Ooooh is that a gift? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    It's a trap!!!

  3. Trojan Horse? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    This is /. so I would expect a story about a trojan unicorn (preferably one without a goatse link).

    1. Re:Trojan Horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a large wooden badger.....

    2. Re:Trojan Horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect jokes about how $UNIX_LIKE_OS is invulnerable to trojans

    3. Re:Trojan Horse? by mangu · · Score: 1

      This is /. so I would expect a story about a trojan unicorn (preferably one without a goatse link).

      Are you proposing they feed stardust to the unicorn to see if it farts rainbows?

    4. Re:Trojan Horse? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Are you proposing they feed stardust to the unicorn to see if it farts rainbows?

      Yes, yes I am.

  4. huh? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who ever heard of students sneaking into school?

    1. Re:huh? by Lectoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nobody would expect it, much like the Spanish Inquisition.

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  5. Life-sized? by MrEricSir · · Score: 2

    This horse only holds 12 people. The original Trojan horse held 30 people, according to Wikipedia.

    So it doesn't exactly sound "life-sized" to me.

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    1. Re:Life-sized? by ae1294 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This horse only holds 12 people. The original Trojan horse held 30 people, according to Wikipedia.

      So it doesn't exactly sound "life-sized" to me.

      People where smaller back then and folded up easier...

    2. Re:Life-sized? by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      According to some accounts they were more, and they were probably carrying some armor (and lets not mention two spies fitting on the mouth alone), so it is definitely not "life sized".
      But the biggest disappointment for me is that it doesn't look like a horse. I am sure the Trojans would not bother to roll it in their city looking like that. Ok, it was just a school project, but still...

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    3. Re:Life-sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People were smaller back then.

    4. Re:Life-sized? by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

      But they clearly had enormous balls.

    5. Re:Life-sized? by pisces22 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It only holds 12 Americans. Duh!

    6. Re:Life-sized? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      This horse only holds 12 people. The original Trojan horse held 30 people, according to Wikipedia.

      So it doesn't exactly sound "life-sized" to me.

      Um, apparently you don't realize that stories have a way of exaggerating what really happen. Sure, it sound great to say it was 30 peeps in the book, but really? It was probably like 2 dudes, enough to lift the gates open.

      Let's be real. Some force has been camped outside your gates, trying to break in and kill you. They aren't able to, so over night, they dissappear and put a "horse" that can hold 30 peeps outside the gate? How fucking stupid would you have to be, to roll that bad boy in your fucking city and think that you won? Now something that might only be able to hold 2 men, you'd be more trusting of it, because it's smaller and obviously couldn't hold a big trap.

      And anyways, isn't this story fiction? Do we have other accounts that back this story, and the 30 man horse?

      While you might think the students suck because they didn't follow make believe land close enough, I give them props for making something unusual and keeping it a secret from their teacher.

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    7. Re:Life-sized? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      And actually, if you bothered to read the wiki article you used as proof, you'd see the number was challenged by different sources.

      you sir, failed.

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    8. Re:Life-sized? by Shin-LaC · · Score: 2

      They're way off. A life-sized horse would hold only one person, two at most.

    9. Re:Life-sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People were smaller back then

    10. Re:Life-sized? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      it doesn't look like a horse. I am sure the Trojans would not bother to roll it in their city looking like that. Ok, it was just a school project, but still...

      It doesn't run Linux either.

    11. Re:Life-sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Chaser Boys did this too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig

    12. Re:Life-sized? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      it doesn't look like a horse

      "Mikey, find a use for your wooden AT-AT or I'll burn it!"

      "Yes, Father."

    13. Re:Life-sized? by steveha · · Score: 1

      This horse only holds 12 people.

      And they cheated and used pre-made 2x4s, pre-made plywood sheets, and I'll bet those lazy jerks used power tools instead of hand-made brass tools. Why did those kids even bother! It's not authentic.

      Or, perhaps you didn't mean to criticize the school kids; maybe you meant to criticize Slashdot for using the term "life-sized". Well, here's a pro tip for you: people will often use inexact language. I'm pretty sure that in this context, "life-sized" means "much bigger than a little model, so big that actual people can fit inside it" rather than "a 1:1 scale model based on the most meticulous research available". If you think this is bad, try reading a news story discussing radiation levels at the Fukushima reactors.

      P.S. To the high school students who worked on this project: my hat is off to you. That is seriously cool, and it is real. It's easy for people to talk about things, but it's much more impressive to actually make things.

      steveha

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  6. Gift by zanian · · Score: 1

    I want to know who they're giving it to.

  7. In Soviet Greece ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    ... the Trojan wears you.

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    1. Re:In Soviet Greece ... by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be 'taunt' you, perhaps a second time?

    2. Re:In Soviet Greece ... by HelioWalton · · Score: 1

      whoosh!

  8. A new example ... by Kalidor · · Score: 1

    ....of being wary of geeks bearing gifts?

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    1. Re:A new example ... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      ....of being wary of geeks bearing gifts?

      Be wary of rifts among geeks.

      Alors! There ees a wooden rabbit outside le gate?!?

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    2. Re:A new example ... by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      No, no, be wary of geeks bearing gifs. Sage advice, I think.

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    3. Re:A new example ... by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      You are so wrong. The real danger is geeks bare in gifs

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  9. They should have built a giant wooden badger by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 1

    Especially after the rabbit failed.

  10. Won't These Students be Disappointed by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

    Imagine how bad they'll feel when they learn that the entire Greek Civilization never existed and they did all that hard work for nothing...

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  11. Hey, just what are kids today up to? by e9th · · Score: 1

    Yesterday it's near-space photography. Today it's Trojan Horses. They're up to something, I tell you.

    1. Re:Hey, just what are kids today up to? by blair1q · · Score: 2

      Yes.

      Instead of just shouting "You're stupid! You suck! I hate you!" and running away, they're proving it and watching you blog about it.

    2. Re:Hey, just what are kids today up to? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
      What is up with The World Today?
      • Trojan Horse made out of plywood, NOT Trojans
      • Sheperds Pie NOT made of sheperds
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    3. Re:Hey, just what are kids today up to? by e9th · · Score: 1

      And Girl Scout Cookies.

  12. Sounds like a Bueller question. by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    "Will someone please tell me why there is a giant steaming pile of sawdust in the middle of the football field?"

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  13. Did they make it with real Trojan horses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did they settle for Girl Scouts?

  14. I did this in 2005 with friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://tinypic.com/r/9gzo5s/7

    But we cut chains and snuck ours in like real Trojans. Kids these days got no guts.

  15. Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the question is, will Mythbusters show up with 500 polished shields to try and set fire to it!

  16. Burn Baby Burn by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    10$ says this thing gets torched in effigy at the end of the school year at the big schools out for summer bender.

  17. Naysayers by YackoYak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, what's with Slashdot, the comments are full of so much negativity this past year.

    These kids are in high school. That's pretty amazing that they were able to build that on their own, without it being assigned, including forming a team, agreeing on the project and following it through on their time and expense. I'm sure some of you were splitting atoms after school but my high school was certainly not like that. It may not be sized/shaped to historically accurate accounts (whatever that means) but they are making something by hand, and staying off the PC/Gaming Console/TV long enough to finish it.

    I'm an amateur woodworker and can point out all sorts of flaws but that's really not the point here. It's easier to tear something down than build it up.

    1. Re:Naysayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. It's so much easier to tear something down. I do hope they had adult supervision in this. I don't really like the amount of surprise their teacher seems to show... It's a great news story that could have easily turned into tragedy. Building is fun, but experience exists to teach you what could kill you (not that the teacher necessarily would have been able to help, but he might have insisted that someone knowledgeable oversees the construction). Somebody could easily have been crushed.

    2. Re:Naysayers by BaronHethorSamedi · · Score: 1

      Agree wholeheartedly! I'm not sure why this was tagged "idle." This is categorically the coolest humanities project in recent memory, and it shows an amazing amount of creativity, teamwork and initiative.

      I'm sure it's also completely unrelated to distressing reports of Marengo High School being razed and pillaged, and its cheerleading squad being carried off into captivity.

    3. Re:Naysayers by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2

      They built a clandestine paramilitary operation device. which has no purpose other than to smuggle insurgens into an American school in America, where our children are, and you support them? When you hear the knock, it won't be the Spanish Inquisition, it will be Homeland Scurity coming to shut down your sleeper cell!

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    4. Re:Naysayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame the google adds at the top of the page for the voices in my head

    5. Re:Naysayers by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      I'm sure some of you were splitting atoms after school

      Nah, at my school we were violating security on the local University Mainframe.

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  18. And all was fine until by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...the safety inspectors arrived.

    1. Re:And all was fine until by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      ...the safety inspectors arrived.

      Yes, I hear he was a Trojan and had seen this sort of thing before....

  19. A trojan what? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    We made a life-sized trojan also, but it got us kicked out of school.

    1. Re:A trojan what? by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      A real challenge would be one that you could fit 30 to 40 men at once in.

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  20. No wheels? by Rizimar · · Score: 1

    I was expecting there to be wheels. Either way, still cool, and better than a tree fort.

  21. NOT Trojan Horse, but hollow wooden horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, there was one Trojan Horse, thousands of years ago
    There is no more Troy or Trojans, and these school kids aren't engaged in war

    1. Re:NOT Trojan Horse, but hollow wooden horse by MLease · · Score: 1

      Okay, Mr. Picky, they built a replica of the Trojan Horse. Happy now?

      -Mike

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  22. Explain again... by SgtXaos · · Score: 1

    ...Who gets out of the rabbit?

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  23. Disappointing. Looks nothing like Stephen Elop by jmcbain · · Score: 1

    Very bad rendering of Stephen Elop.

  24. I think this is a wonderful thing by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    They used the same plywood that was available to Odysseus and the Achaeans!

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  25. Obligatory by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if they built a large wooden badger...

  26. Not quite... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    it's a gift bearing geeks.

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  27. Oh no, I fear for my system by Pippilotta · · Score: 1

    If they built a life-sized Trojan Horse I am expecting sooner or later someone will eventually build a life-sized Worm, Dancing Pigs, Lion Worm and maybe even ANNA KOURNIKOVAs

  28. Doesn't look authentic by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Even ignoring the use of plywood and (I think) metal strapping, there are huge holes in it! You may get people into it, but they sure aren't hidden.

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  29. Info on the Trojan Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the horse had to do?
    Carry enough men inside to take out the local night watch and open the gate. Men back then were smaller then we were, by about 2 feet or more, hence they could probably fit more people in it. The men inside probably had nothing more then their tunics, sandals, and a single short-sword, and some bread and water. The Heavily armed men were outside.

    Why did the Trojans accept it?
    1) The horse was the symbol of Troy.
    2) It wasn't just a horse, the entire Achaean, (Greek), army struck camp and sent their ships off. The Trojans could clearly see both the camps gone and the ships sailing off over the horizon. Logistics being what they are, the Achaeans couldn't last more then a few days without the support the camps and ships provided. It's also worth mentioning that the Trojan war had lasted for 10 years, and then all of a sudden the enemy army leaves, and drops a tribute to your city on your doorsteps.

  30. Beware... by meglon · · Score: 1

    ... of gifts bearing Greeks.

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  31. Serenity by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    Looks a little like the Serenity/Firefly ship up on stilts.

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  32. They Clearly need more education by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
    Having seen the photo, they clearly need further education if they think:
    • That's what a horse looks like
    • That is life-sized for a horse
    • That is life-sized for "the trojan horse" which should be able to hold 30 heavily armed men
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